Weeds to the White House

Tetsukiba · Post by **Tetsukiba** » 24 Aug 2016, 12:32

So i'm travelling to Washington D.C. today. I am hoping to approach the White House and see if I can ask for Barack Obama. I'm hoping because I'm black(light skin complextion) he'll tell the Secret Service team to let me in. I want to discuss topics with him such as Aliens, Illuminati/Rothchilds, Religion, Economics, Science Trumplord meme and other politics.

Does anyone have any suggestions on how to gain an audience with the President of the United States? How should I approach the gate and how should I speak to their Secret Service team they have guarding the gate. Also do you think he will be home? I don't want to go knock and no one is home.

If you can think of a good suggestion I promise I will try it and record the interaction. Please do not suggest anythng that WILL GET ME KILLED. If I can get into the White House, I will see if I can have our conversation recorded about Aliens. Also what questions about Aliens would you have for Barack Obama.

Post by **TeknoKot** » 24 Aug 2016, 12:33

I'm going to talk with Putin about making SADAR's with bayonets.

Joe4444 · Post by **Joe4444** » 24 Aug 2016, 12:34

have you heard of a 2d spessmen game with a server dedicated to sending in the muhreenz?

Post by **Edgelord** » 24 Aug 2016, 12:42

Demand that Barry opens up the armory and calls the shuttle.

Tetsukiba · Post by **Tetsukiba** » 24 Aug 2016, 22:18

Ok! So I didnt get a chance to go over there today, however I am staying 10 blocks away from it. I will go there tomorrow morning and record via snapchat. If you want to hear about how I was almost robbed by a homeless guy. Add me on snapchat: th3_opportunist. Incase you didnt want to bother, here is what happened... So I was walking with my cousin away from Capital Hill at around 8Pm at night, we were suddenly approached by a guy, I mean this guy had to come from Hogwarts. He appeared out of thin air and I can normally spot people a block away. So he asked for our help, He told me he worked at Howard University , his daughter was rushed to the Hospital in MD for burns. He stated that he was $13 short for cab fare and could use any money we could give him. I asked him where his School I.D. was,( U.S. Universities normally issue students and employees I.D.s). He said he did not have it. He could not access the ATM because his credit card was split but still connected. Now mind you I have great 20/20 vision and could see that the strip was still intact. I referred him to go to Uber and sign up to get a free ride. He literally stated, " oh I dont do Uber because ive used them before and I almost got raped by those guys" ....wtf. We let him know that we couldnt help him and continued walking. The normal rule of thumb in the city is to continue walking and act as if you never even heard or saw them. Ok so if you can tell the plothole or what was missing from his story, I will cover a $10 donation to CM so that you can get custom items. First person to nail the answer wins.

Joe4444 · Post by **Joe4444** » 24 Aug 2016, 22:30

Tetsukiba wrote:Ok! So I didnt get a chance to go over there today, however I am staying 10 blocks away from it. I will go there tomorrow morning and record via snapchat. If you want to hear about how I was almost robbed by a homeless guy. Add me on snapchat: th3_opportunist. Incase you didnt want to bother, here is what happened... So I was walking with my cousin away from Capital Hill at around 8Pm at night, we were suddenly approached by a guy, I mean this guy had to come from Hogwarts. He appeared out of thin air and I can normally spot people a block away. So he asked for our help, He told me he worked at Howard University , his daughter was rushed to the Hospital in MD for burns. He stated that he was $13 short for cab fare and could use any money we could give him. I asked him where his School I.D. was,( U.S. Universities normally issue students and employees I.D.s). He said he did not have it. He could not access the ATM because his credit card was split but still connected. Now mind you I have great 20/20 vision and could see that the strip was still intact. I referred him to go to Uber and sign up to get a free ride. He literally stated, " oh I dont do Uber because ive used them before and I almost got raped by those guys" ....wtf. We let him know that we couldnt help him and continued walking. The normal rule of thumb in the city is to continue walking and act as if you never even heard or saw them. Ok so if you can tell the plothole or what was missing from his story, I will cover a $10 donation to CM so that you can get custom items. First person to nail the answer wins.

how his daughter got burns at 8pm and why the fuck he was near the hill?
I have a feeling this has something to do with the school...
is it the fact he didn't tell you where his ID was or something?

Tetsukiba · Post by **Tetsukiba** » 24 Aug 2016, 22:37

You won't find the answer in the post that easy. I'll leave the contest up for 24 hours or until I get the right answer.

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