Crazyparker9 - Moderator Application

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Crazyparker9 - Moderator Application

Post by crazyparker9 » 31 Aug 2016, 15:28

Byond ID: Crazyparker9

Colonial Marines Character: Willy Eli Whitless

Age: 16

Gender: Dude

Timezone: Eastern

On average, how many hours are you available per week to moderate? dunno

Do you have any previous experience in being staff (not just SS13)? Yes lots

Did you play any of the previous Colonial Marine servers? Yes, I remember when it barely had any people playing

What other servers do you play on? Hippie Station, Sometimes Paradise because my ban keeps resetting :)

What are the 3 biggest servers you play on besides CM? Hippie, Paradise, Lifeweb? I got banned from the latter.....

Have you had an application to Colonial Marines before? I made a super dope Predator app that was just too dope

Are you currently a staff member elsewhere (not just SS13)? If so, where? Nope

Have you ever been banned for more than 24 hours on Colonial Marines? Nope

Have you ever been banned for more than 24 hours on ANY server? If so, where and When (roughly)? I've been banned on countless servers. But not CM. I love CM.

Are you familiar with the chat program Slack (its use is required)? Of course. No. Not really.

Common Staff Situations:
Write a description of what you would do in each situation (BELOW) the situation. If you start it on the same line, I'll assume you can't follow directions and auto-decline your application.



1. A player is firing his weapon in the briefing area near the start of the round.
Pimp slap


2. The Sulaco has a breach to space.
Pimp slap


3. The marines want the nuke codes because they claim they are losing too many marines. There are currently 4 aliens and 20 marines in your /who.
Pimp slap


4. A Sulaco researcher has made several napalm grenades and hands them out to marines. One of the marines throws the grenade into Logistics. There are no admins or other moderators online.
Pimp slap


5. A played is starting to talk about the things he did with your mom last night over Ahelp.
Pimp slap


6. You notice a marine with a name that doesn't fit our naming rules.
Pimp slap

6a. The marine is arguing that: They've used the name for several years, noone has told them to change it before, and that they didn't know it was a rule.
Pimp slap


7. You see a Sulaco Doctor with an M41A rifle strapped to his back running around the briefing area. There are wounded in medbay, and the other doctor is in surgery.
Pimp slap


8. You see a Squad Medic performing surgery on the planet. He claims it was because there were no doctors in the FOB.
Pimp slap


9. The round is stagnating. There are 30 marines and 4 aliens. The marines won't leave the Sulaco, and the aliens won't attack. What would you do, to "encourage" the sides to engage each other?
Pimp slap


10. The round ends, and a marine starts unloading his weapons on other marines.
Pimp slap


11. A marine who has recently awoken is using soap to slip other marines.
Pimp slap


12. A marine has killed another marine. When you ask him why, he said it was because the other marine had punched him.
Pimp slap



Any additional information you'd like to add? Accept or pimp slap.
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Re: Crazyparker9 - Moderator Application

Post by Warnipple » 31 Aug 2016, 15:32

Just what we need, you're hired.
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Re: Crazyparker9 - Moderator Application

Post by Infant Punter » 31 Aug 2016, 15:32

Pimp Slap/10.
bring it nerd

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Re: Crazyparker9 - Moderator Application

Post by slc97 » 31 Aug 2016, 15:33

10/10 would pimp slap again.

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Re: Crazyparker9 - Moderator Application

Post by Toroic » 31 Aug 2016, 15:37

I liked all the answers but I'm a little concerned that I have no idea how you'd react to a situation not covered by the standard questions.

Let's say some hoe was holding back on your cut of her earnings, and when you asked for them she refuses.

Can you describe how you would handle it? It comes up nearly daily when dealing with players in-game.
"Crush your enemies. See them driven before you..."

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Re: Crazyparker9 - Moderator Application

Post by slc97 » 31 Aug 2016, 15:43

Could you also please tell me what happens if Gator's bitches don't wear no jimmies?

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Re: Crazyparker9 - Moderator Application

Post by Feweh » 31 Aug 2016, 15:49

Forum ban it is.

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