Its time to kick some ass and chew gum.

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Its time to kick some ass and chew gum.

Post by xeno366 » 11 Mar 2017, 14:19

Summary (a quick, 2-3 sentence summary): Add chewing gum in the food vendors make marines more badass

Benefits (How this will benefit the server and game as a whole): Marines become badass

Details (Description of how you think this would work, the benefits, etc): It will be more fun to kick some alien ass.

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im robust (not really)
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Re: Its time to kick some ass and chew gum.

Post by Martzin » 11 Mar 2017, 14:39

May as well make this chewing tobacco for even more bad-assery, +1 sexual tyrannosaurus
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Re: Its time to kick some ass and chew gum.

Post by XenonDragneel » 11 Mar 2017, 14:50

No. This is future military. Not a playground

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Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 11 Mar 2017, 14:51

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George S.Patton once said:No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

I don't like cute things.

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Re: Its time to kick some ass and chew gum.

Post by Crab_Spider » 11 Mar 2017, 14:56

XenonDragneel wrote:No. This is future military. Not a playground

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What my friend said. Gum would not be given to military personnel just so they can be badass, that's a giant middle finger as to why they're serving. That would also be a hinderance to soldiers' performance while on the field, and while we're on the subject, it's not a good idea to run while chewing gum, that's a recipe for choking and you'd inadvertently slow yourself down because it's physically impossible for a human to multitask.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: Its time to kick some ass and chew gum.

Post by Crab_Spider » 11 Mar 2017, 14:57

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Goddammit Sarge, why are we humoring this? We're supposed to crush dreams and also be dicks, not giving people a spark of hope, unless it's me.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: Its time to kick some ass and chew gum.

Post by Snypehunter007 » 11 Mar 2017, 20:01

Really unnecessary at this time, asking this to be locked unless devs want it.
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Re: Its time to kick some ass and chew gum.

Post by KeyWii » 11 Mar 2017, 21:46

I myself am horribly disappointed in the severe lack of dip, cigarettes, energy drinks and pornography in this so called military themed server.

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Re: Its time to kick some ass and chew gum.

Post by Snypehunter007 » 13 Mar 2017, 20:41

Asking this to be locked.
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Re: Its time to kick some ass and chew gum.

Post by Kyrac » 13 Mar 2017, 20:45

Why not remove the cigarette vendor if we don't want this?

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Re: Its time to kick some ass and chew gum.

Post by forwardslashN » 25 Mar 2017, 10:03

It's a minor thing, but I don't see a huge reason for it at the moment. Maybe in the future we can add a few more fluff foodstuffs. Denied for now.
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