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Bite the bullet

Post by Crab_Spider » 15 Jun 2017, 18:11

Summary (a quick, 2-3 sentence summary): In the event of a lack of anesthetic equipment, Marine idiots can take a revolver bullet and put it in their mouths for surgery.

Benefits (How this will benefit the server and game as a whole): More immersion (I guess), more lives saved by this stupid choice of surgery, xenos get more larvae.

Details (Description of how you think this would work, the benefits, etc):Clicking your mouth with a revolver bullet will put it in your mouth, and you'll be prompted with "You put the revolver bullet in your mouth, biting down on the outer casing," on examine you'll have the text "He has a revolver bullet in his mouth".

After this, you'll be fully awake during surgery, feeling everything, and you WILL be in critical condition, and might just pass out from the pain.

Implementation (Optional, if you have an idea how to implement it): The magic ways of sadism (Some coding)
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter

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Re: Bite the bullet

Post by shyshadow » 15 Jun 2017, 18:12

Yeah, but like why?
I see no reason to actually add this if I'm honest.
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Re: Bite the bullet

Post by Crab_Spider » 15 Jun 2017, 18:13

shyshadow wrote:Yeah, but like why?
I see no reason to actually add this if I'm honest.
Emergency surgery or when dumbass doctors forget the anesthetic and pain killers. It's listed in the summary
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter

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Re: Bite the bullet

Post by Snypehunter007 » 15 Jun 2017, 19:22

No.

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Re: Bite the bullet

Post by Crab_Spider » 15 Jun 2017, 20:24

Snypehunter007 wrote:No.

Asking this to be locked.
Can I atleast get a reason?
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter

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Re: Bite the bullet

Post by Biolock » 15 Jun 2017, 20:53

How about every step of the surgery, you bite down a little harder on the bullet and then eventually your skull breaks from biting so hard? Then you quickly gain oxyloss until you die. If you take the bullet out of your mouth before the surgery is complete, the bullet goes off, killing the doctor operating on you. +1 if this idea is added to the suggestion.
I'm stressing way too hard about what to put here, so I'm just gonna leave it blank.... or....

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Re: Bite the bullet

Post by Snypehunter007 » 18 Jun 2017, 20:25

Reviewed and laughed at, with BMC.

Denied due to how . . . unrealistic this suggestion is.
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