rotate-chair adds one u of ethanol to your blood

Siserith Vassada · Post by **Siserith Vassada** » 07 Jan 2016, 23:53

Summary (a quick, 2-3 sentence summary):make rotatating chairs add one unit of ethanal to your blood to simulate dizzyness

Benefits (How this will benefit the server and game as a whole):???

Details (Description of how you think this would work, the benefits, etc):???

Implementation (Optional, if you have an idea how to implement it):???

Disco Dalek · Post by **Disco Dalek** » 07 Jan 2016, 23:56

So rotating in a chair long enough will cause death by alcohol poisoning? Seems legit.

DMAN · Post by **DMAN** » 08 Jan 2016, 00:05

Flawless logic.

ShortTemperedLeprechaun · Post by **ShortTemperedLeprechaun** » 08 Jan 2016, 00:51

Well, in all fairness, at the rate some people used to spin in their chairs, I was surprised they didn't get brain damage.

Post by **Hycinth** » 08 Jan 2016, 02:04

+1. Half of briefing will be passed out by the end of it.

TopHatPenguin · Post by **TopHatPenguin** » 08 Jan 2016, 07:16

I can already picture the ahelps now about how someone is spinning them too much so they are drunk and can't get onto the shuttle.

Ninjah! · Post by **Ninjah!** » 08 Jan 2016, 11:16

This should be added without mention in the changelog

Wickedtemp · Post by **Wickedtemp** » 08 Jan 2016, 11:48

No.

Funny as it is, you KNOW this will cause major problems. We'd have marines getting drunk on duty by spinning their chairs around, then they'll ruin their liver and refuse medical treatment because "muhreen stronk!!!"

Logi99 · Post by **Logi99** » 08 Jan 2016, 14:09

Chairs having drugs? NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPERY NOPE. But if this was real life shit, which idc if it's realistic or not, this would work. Neutral.

TeDGamer · Post by **TeDGamer** » 27 Jun 2016, 23:15

-1

Maybe some paracetemol which could act as a dopamine. But it only ever gives you 1u at a time.

Warnipple · Post by **Warnipple** » 28 Jun 2016, 01:52

ShortTemperedLeprechaun wrote:Well, in all fairness, at the rate some people used to spin in their chairs, I was surprised they didn't get brain damage.

I like this idea better.

If rotate chair > X in Y amount of time. Inflict slight brain damage.

Disco Dalek · Post by **Disco Dalek** » 28 Jun 2016, 03:33

Warnipple wrote: I like this idea better.

If rotate chair > X in Y amount of time. Inflict slight brain damage.

As funny as that would be, I'm not so sure the docs would appreciate the humor. I can see it now, half the entire marine force requiring brain surgery before briefing ends...

ShortTemperedLeprechaun · Post by **ShortTemperedLeprechaun** » 28 Jun 2016, 04:26

Disco Dalek wrote: As funny as that would be, I'm not so sure the docs would appreciate the humor. I can see it now, half the entire marine force requiring brain surgery before briefing ends...

Doctors have a right to deny the extremely stupid a heal I believe.

lucashunter608 · Post by **lucashunter608** » 28 Jun 2016, 10:55

Just make the marine vomit instead...

Boltersam · Post by **Boltersam** » 28 Jun 2016, 17:08

ShortTemperedLeprechaun wrote: Doctors have a right to deny the extremely stupid a heal I believe.

We do? Holy fuck.

Well now I can just deny every single one of them, because they're ALL extremely stupid.

ShortTemperedLeprechaun · Post by **ShortTemperedLeprechaun** » 28 Jun 2016, 17:11

Boltersam wrote: We do? Holy fuck.

Well now I can just deny every single one of them, because they're ALL extremely stupid.

hahahahahahahhaha no. I mean those who intentionally harm themselfs...I think.

Boltersam · Post by **Boltersam** » 28 Jun 2016, 17:17

ShortTemperedLeprechaun wrote:
hahahahahahahhaha no. I mean those who intentionally harm themselfs...I think.

Awwww.....

As for the suggestion, I'm sure as hell not gonna fix that many livers. How about sedative, or something. Yeeeeeeeeees, we'll sedate marines by spinning them around in chairs. Maybe a built a from scratch dizziness system.

But no, it'd be too harmful to people, and would leave an easy option for griefers to kill.

KingKire · Post by **KingKire** » 29 Jun 2016, 10:34

I dont know if people would like it, but maybe put a small "break" command to chair rotation, so the chair locks up if you try to spin it too much. once the chair "coolsdown" it can be spun again. maybe a +1 command up to 5 spins before the chair locks up for a 10 second reset. I am definitely not a fan of chair spinning, but causing the chair user be knocked out is a little to grief prone system.

Snypehunter007 · Post by **Snypehunter007** » 21 Jan 2017, 00:30

Denied.

This is unneeded and quite ridiculous.

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