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DerpinMcDerpDerp
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Lipstick

Post by DerpinMcDerpDerp » 28 Mar 2016, 10:36

Summary (a quick, 2-3 sentence summary): Let us remove lipsticks from our lips

Benefits (How this will benefit the server and game as a whole): No one has to run around with green lips because some dick smeared it on you

Details (Description of how you think this would work, the benefits, etc): There would be no benefits except not running around with green lips

Implementation (Optional, if you have an idea how to implement it):
DEAD: Trine 3600 says, "the soldiers need to lay eggs so we can get helmethuggers so we can get more soldiers"
Aiden Newton broadcasts, "Well fuck LV-624 they can handle their own shit"
https://gyazo.com/b270b7927793e4178a35edbac08d3b51
https://gyazo.com/4f88d7edb3f439333fda85bceb9f05e7
https://gyazo.com/13c388ed875386d0d9c565c2daa3e492

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Re: Lipstick

Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 28 Mar 2016, 10:38

I HAVE YOUR ANSWER!

Use paper,target mouth,click character.
George S.Patton once said:No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

I don't like cute things.

Good hunting.

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DerpinMcDerpDerp
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Re: Lipstick

Post by DerpinMcDerpDerp » 28 Mar 2016, 10:55

Sargeantmuffinman wrote:I HAVE YOUR ANSWER!

Use paper,target mouth,click character.
zank you
DEAD: Trine 3600 says, "the soldiers need to lay eggs so we can get helmethuggers so we can get more soldiers"
Aiden Newton broadcasts, "Well fuck LV-624 they can handle their own shit"
https://gyazo.com/b270b7927793e4178a35edbac08d3b51
https://gyazo.com/4f88d7edb3f439333fda85bceb9f05e7
https://gyazo.com/13c388ed875386d0d9c565c2daa3e492

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Re: Lipstick

Post by Egorkor » 28 Mar 2016, 12:31

the real problem is to find paper.

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Re: Lipstick

Post by username123 » 28 Mar 2016, 12:33

Egorkor wrote:the real problem is to find paper.
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Re: Lipstick

Post by Egorkor » 28 Mar 2016, 12:35

kinda hard to get paper from there when you're planetside though.

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Re: Lipstick

Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 28 Mar 2016, 12:56

Egorkor wrote:kinda hard to get paper from there when you're planetside though.
Any form of paper.
George S.Patton once said:No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

I don't like cute things.

Good hunting.

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Re: Lipstick

Post by TeknoKot » 28 Mar 2016, 17:36

If someone higher rank than you smears you lipstick, you better have it on. They're expecting glamour on the battlefield, pageants and such. As you fire your glorious, trustworthy M4 towards the aliens, they look upon you, frightened, scared. They dash away cowardly and start hissing at you, or at their queen, who cannot come towards you as she know's she's about to get fucked.
:blush: "I'm a soldier, that means I'm the defendant and the judge."

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Re: Lipstick

Post by Egorkor » 28 Mar 2016, 18:13

or you know, lipstick lures all the huggers to you. a perfect tool for clearing out the egg fields.

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Re: Lipstick

Post by Mitchs98 » 28 Mar 2016, 18:50

Or. Disarm the fuck trying to put lipstick on you? :o

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Re: Lipstick

Post by Infernus » 25 Apr 2016, 17:54

Already a thing.
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