Azmodan412: Death by Chimp

[Azmodan412]

Summary (a quick, 2-3 sentence summary): We all wished there was a use for the Researcher's Monkey Cubes. With this, there will be a use for those damnable things!

Benefits (How this will benefit the server and game as a whole): You know how the monkey cubes grow into a monkey if you add water? It would add that taste of gore to MPs who just want to see the world burn (like Tyler Borealis ;-D).

Details (Description of how you think this would work, the benefits, etc): Basically force-feed someone the monkey cube and force them to drink water, causing the monkey to grow inside of them and burst out in a rain of gore.

Implementation (Optional, if you have an idea how to implement it): Already in the code.

[Edgelord]

You really don't have to put your name before your suggestion. We can see who wrote it.

[SecretStamos (Joshuu)]

Summary (a quick, 2-3 sentence summary): We all wished there was a use for the Researcher's Monkey Cubes. With this, there will be a use for those damnable things!

Benefits (How this will benefit the server and game as a whole): You know how the monkey cubes grow into a monkey if you add water? It would add that taste of gore to MPs who just want to see the world burn (like Tyler Borealis ;-D).

Details (Description of how you think this would work, the benefits, etc): Basically force-feed someone the monkey cube and force them to drink water, causing the monkey to grow inside of them and burst out in a rain of gore.

Implementation (Optional, if you have an idea how to implement it): Already in the code.

This probably won't happen ever. We've already got the CHIMP70 to cover the base of monkey silliness. We don't need more, especially when it can be used to grief.

You really don't have to put your name before your suggestion. We can see who wrote it.

I agree with this. Please don't add your name as a prefix to your threads.

[LordeKilly]

No, this would get abused so hard. I honestly hope it's a joke, if not, -1

[darklizard45]

This needs to be added on hippie station
+1 (so it gets recommended on hippie station)

[Azmodan412]

Not a joke, AND IT IS A HABIT! I AM SORRY!

[Adjective]

This is already a thing. If you feed someone a monkey cube they suffocate to death.

Edit:
Additionally, Paradise already has people explode into gibs if they are fed a cube.

[Azmodan412]

This is already a thing. If you feed someone a monkey cube they suffocate to death.

Edit:
Additionally, Paradise already has people explode into gibs if they are fed a cube.

But it is not a legal way to execute someone. This suggestion's gist is to make it legal.

[golfer45]

this is already in baycode, eat a monkey cube

[Azmodan412]

this is already in baycode, eat a monkey cube

Read my response to Adjective: This suggestion is to MAKE IT A LEGAL METHOD OF EXECUTION. So far the legal methods are: Spacing, firing squad, and lethal injection.

[Ms.Degrasse]

...We all wished there was a use for the Researcher's Monkey Cubes. With this, there will be a use for those damnable things!...

But there is already a use. They are the best last resort weapon for the researcher.

You can force-feed them to unsuspecting xenomorphs trying to capture you.

It's pure poetic justice when the malformed monkey foetus bursts out from their chests. XD


P.S.: +1 actually... Only because it would result into bizarrely entertaining executions.

Actually, the execution method would be better if left up to the commander's and/or XO's creativity.

Think about the many possibilities...

- Criminal bucklecuffed to a chair, in hangar, to be crushed by the dropship or droppod?
- Or having him dragged to the front of the closed supermatter core's closed shutter, for receiving an unhealthy dose of radiation and some emitter's blasts?
- Firing squad... But where all rifles have the grenade lanchers enabled for the next shot?
- C-4 planted directly on him?
- Leaving him buckle-cuffed by the landing zone, putting an OB beacon where he is and firing the cannons?
- Handcuffing and tossing him out of the dropship/droppod doors while it's flying? (Specially funny if you also put a backpack named "not-a-parachute" on him.)
- Having the criminal hand-cuffed, straight-jacketed, foot-chained, blindfolded, muzzled and released for taking a walk alone on the planet? XD

[freemysoul]

But there is already a use. They are the best last resort weapon for the researcher.

You can force-feed them to unsuspecting xenomorphs trying to capture you.

It's pure poetic justice when the malformed monkey foetus bursts out from their chests. XD


P.S.: +1 actually... Only because it would result into bizarrely entertaining executions.

Actually, the execution method would be better if left up to the commander's and/or XO's creativity.

Think about the many possibilities...

- Criminal bucklecuffed to a chair, in hangar, to be crushed by the dropship or droppod?
- Or having him dragged to the front of the closed supermatter core's closed shutter, for receiving an unhealthy dose of radiation and some emitter's blasts?
- Firing squad... But where all rifles have the grenade lanchers enabled for the next shot?
- C-4 planted directly on him?
- Leaving him buckle-cuffed by the landing zone, putting an OB beacon where he is and firing the cannons?
- Handcuffing and tossing him out of the dropship/droppod doors while it's flying? (Specially funny if you also put a backpack named "not-a-parachute" on him.)
- Having the criminal hand-cuffed, straight-jacketed, foot-chained, blindfolded, muzzled and released for taking a walk alone on the planet? XD

Your forgetting my favourite execution method, Death by Five Finger Fillet.

[KingKire]

-1. necroing to close this thread. Legalizing monkey cube execution shouldnt be a thing. Just because its in the code doesnt mean it should be In-game justified execution method for MP's.

[forwardslashN]

A little too silly.