Swallowing Grenades to REALLY kill that growing larva

[Snypehunter007]

Summary (a quick, 2-3 sentence summary):
-Title
Benefits (How this will benefit the server and game as a whole):
-A more humorous and explosive way to die then just blowing your head off.
Details (Description of how you think this would work, the benefits, etc):
-Allow grenades to be swallowed by clicking the mouth area with a grenade whose pin has already been pulled. Allow it to take less time than put a gun in your mouth to give it a advantage over blowing your head off in timing but at the consequence of blowing you body to smithereens. This in turn is the drawback of killing yourself because you are now un-clonable but it would be the price to pay for denying aliens another larva.
Implementation (Optional, if you have an idea how to implement it):
-Coding I suppose.
-For the "blowing your body to smithereens" animation part, I was thinking you use the same affect as the Queen's "Gut" ability, except with a bone shrapnel being flung out.

[forwardslashN]

You'd have trouble putting a grenade in your mouth, not to mention swallowing it. This is a pretty silly suggestion.

[Joe4444]

but....why not use the grenade and drop it? you'd cause more damage and you'd still have a body to be cloned
of course it takes more than one nade but.....I don't see the point when you can just use 2 to blow yourself and anything else up AND still have a body to be cloned. I'm neutral

[ShortTemperedLeprechaun]

I'm no anatomy professor, but the human throat cannot shove a grenade down it, I don't think.

[Derpislav]

You'd have trouble putting a grenade in your mouth, not to mention swallowing it.

Hold my beer.

[Boltersam]

Yeah, nope. You'd either choke on the grenade, or gag and spit it out right away. It won't fit. -1.

[SpecialAgentOrange]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVRhRzE_AkQ

If that snake can swallow an alligator, a larvae, which is basically a snake can. It can unhinge it's jaw, and it has nothing like the anatomy of a human, so the logic of if a human can't swallow it a larvae can't is dumb.

[ShortTemperedLeprechaun]

Hold my beer.

You would be the one to prove us wrong I suppose, just to scorn us.

[Azmodan412]

You would be the one to prove us wrong I suppose, just to scorn us.

1) How do marines fit SADAR barrels into their mouths?
2) How do marines fit shotgun barrels into their mouths?

Answer me these questions.

[KeyWii]

2) How do marines fit shotgun barrels into their mouths?

Answer me these questions.

You tell me.

[Derpislav]

I would totally be able to fit that in my mouth.

[enkas]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdiVeBShOWg

[Snypehunter007]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdiVeBShOWg

This is more of what I meant when I said "swallow" sorry, should have clarified. So with that in mind, now what do you think about it?

[Wickedtemp]

Sure, make suicide via made an option. But you wouldn't be able to SWALLOW it. Could just be target mouth and click self with active grenade, produces "X holds the grenade to their body!"
"The grenade explodes, pieces of X go everywhere!" and gib.

EDIT: Target mouth should stay, to prevent accidental nade suicides.

[LordLoko]

2) How do marines fit shotgun barrels into their mouths?

Answer me these questions.

You could ask Kurt Cobain for that.

[Durper]

Why not suggest a cyanide tablet in a tooth so marines can kill themselves, kinda OP though

[Wickedtemp]

Why not suggest a cyanide tablet in a tooth so marines can kill themselves, kinda OP though

Hellishly OP. Not a single marine would burst.

[MrJJJ]

Hellishly OP. Not a single marine would burst.

I am preety confident that majority of marines don't carry nades, since you acquire them from SL/Spec/Cargo, no?

[Azmodan412]

I love how people are ignoring question 1 of the two I posted.

[Wickedtemp]

I am preety confident that majority of marines don't carry nades, since you acquire them from SL/Spec/Cargo, no?

That's... not even relevant to the post you were replying to. Durper was suggesting something else, a cyanide pill. Not a grenade.

[Derpislav]

I love how people are ignoring question 1 of the two I posted.

[Varnock]

Rare image of a wild Derp...

[KeyWii]

I love how people are ignoring question 1 of the two I posted.

I'm pretty sure most of us wrote you off after you asked how a Marine fits a shotgun barrel into their mouth.

At least I did, anyways.

[MrJJJ]

That's... not even relevant to the post you were replying to. Durper was suggesting something else, a cyanide pill. Not a grenade.

Replied too quickly, whoops

[Staff Assistant]

This seems like a Goonstation type of suicide