Pretzels.

[Glueable]

Before you say anything, this isn't a shitpost, in almost every single one of my rounds of ss13 in general, pretzels have a great role and importance in all servers I go on.

Summary (a quick, 2-3 sentence summary):
Pretzels are always a great addition to every game, they are mediocre calories, although baked, they are very easy to get used to and don't have many allergies associated with them, so basically just a great addition in general.

Benefits (How this will benefit the server and game as a whole):
Pretzels will improve morale to people who love pretzels, and the allies who love pretzels could always rival the top-brand snacks out there with their calorie-dense chips and cheesy snacks, the food could fuel everyone to go fight out in the battlefield with a special diet specially designed to make them last longer. Some even believe that pretzels make you more robust, but that is just a myth... Or is it?

Details (Description of how you think this would work, the benefits, etc):
This should either be in a giant-pretzel form, or just a re-textured bag of pretzels.

You should get a little fuller than just regular chips, however. (optional: bonus points if you have a 0.01% chance of getting addicted to pretzels)

Implementation (Optional, if you have an idea how to implement it):
Small reskin of a chip texture, and put about 8 bags/giant pretzels in either the nexus kitchen, or the snack machines around the sulaco and LV-624.

[NoahKirchner]

+1 why was this not already implemented? I will hold a protest if these are not implemented.

[monoloti]

Make pretzels great again +1

[KillingSpree13]

+1 why do we even talking this implement

[Jroinc1]

Don't spam accounts.
When 3 accounts with ONE post each comment on this, and 2 were made FIVE MINUTES APART on the same day...
-1 for rulebreak...

[KillingSpree13]

JPR i can confirm these are not spamming he posted this on game every minute on LOOC,i can really confirm he didnt spam accounts

[NoahKirchner]

Don't spam accounts.
When 3 accounts with ONE post each comment on this, and 2 were made FIVE MINUTES APART on the same day...
-1 for rulebreak...

I have more than one post. I think. :(

[Scrat505]

+1

Only if the description says "Lightly salted with xeno tears"

[Biolock]

When you said this wasn't a shitpost, you were lying. It's an entertaining and well written post; the same way you can put perfume and sprinkles on the turds your dog lays on your neighbor's lawn.

+1 for the sprinkles.

[Snypehunter007]

I don't really think this is necessary...

Asking this to be locked.

[forwardslashN]

Uh, maybe later. Not enough incentive for something like this, and we have limited dev time. Denied.