Bad doggo.

[InterroLouis]

Summary (a quick, 2-3 sentence summary):
Allow humans/marines to roll up newspapers and papers and bop things with them(causing no damage).
Benefits (How this will benefit the server and game as a whole):
It would give marines the ability to hit a runner in the nose with a rolled up newspaper and say "Bad doggo!".
Details (Description of how you think this would work, the benefits, etc):
It would give marines something to do other than shoot that first curious runner that shows up.
Implementation (Optional, if you have an idea how to implement it):
Coding magic.

[Heckenshutze]

John Smith rolls up the newspaper in his hand[
John Smith disciplines Young Runner (123) With the newspaper in the head!
John Smith says, "Bad dog!"
Young Runner (123) slashes the newspaper with fury!

[Egorkor]

I don't know why people still think runners are dogs when they clearly aren't.

[Joe4444]

I don't know why people still think runners are dogs when they clearly aren't.

beucase they are born from dogs?
dogs also run fast
dogs also walk on all fours,which runners tend to do more than other xenos.

[Egorkor]

beucase they are born from dogs?
dogs also run fast
dogs also walk on all fours,which runners tend to do more than other xenos.

does the runner above look to you like a dog in any way though

[MrJJJ]

does the runner above look to you like a dog in any way though

Its born from a dog, which is why people call it dog anyway even if its not a dog, but it has its traits like the fast speed

[Polkjm]

does the runner above look to you like a dog in any way though

Well no, but in-game it does, and it's a meme you dip.
Also +1 for implementing any funny things you can do

[Egorkor]

it's a fun meme until marines start shooting up and fight other marines because 'they hurt muh doggo muh peaceful dogg' even though the common channel is full of messages about aliens being hostile.

[Snypehunter007]

This is so absolutely minor and irrelevant to the game...

-1 from me.

[Biolock]

-1 for obvious meme suggestion.

If you're gonna make a meme, make it subtle.

[Snypehunter007]

Shitpost.

Asking this to be locked.

[forwardslashN]

Denied.