Permanent Shamecubing: The Appeal

[smwhac]

Your Byond ID: MuqtadaAlSadr

Character Name: Robert Archibald

Type Of Ban (Job-ban, Timed Ban, Permaban): permanently banished from the yakuza

Admin who banned you (if known): Therinoma

Total Ban Duration: forever

Remaining Duration: until kingdom come

What other servers do you play on?: goonstation, /tg/station

Are you now or have you been banned on any servers? Which ones?
goonstation, /tg/station, both years ago (first time I ever played SS13 on goonstation back in like 2012 I somehow set a hallway on fire as a cyborg because I had no idea what the controls were, it was pretty funny)

Reason for ban (If you have a Permaban, it should be the EXACT MESSAGE YOU GET WHEN YOU LOGIN with the Error code that looks like this: X##XXX##. If you do not provide this EXACTLY you can't be unbanned): M16DEC17 - ERP, Low RP, generally bad behavior.

Link to previous appeals for the same ban (if applicable): walmart

Your appeal, including evidence (screenshots, etc): I was contacted by Therinoma for making cat noises IC as a marine. I acted really smarmy in the ahelps about it, and eventually Therinoma brought up a log where I had said "SPRAY ME WITH HOT ACID CUM" in IC chat at one point in a different round.

IIRC, I made that statement at the very end of a long round, something like four hours, and it was not directed at anybody in particular. The last queen died, I ran ontop of the body, made the terrible joke about getting sprayed with acid jizz, then the server restarted and that was it. When Therinoma brought it up a week(2 weeks????) later I got really incredulous and shitty with him about it because I really felt at the time like that it was being brought up out of nowhere and I couldn't understand why it was being brought up. I'm well aware just how verboten ERP is on this server and ss13 in general after having been around for years, so I was strongly under the impression that if the joke had really crossed the line into bannable ERP territory that I would have been warned, banned, or at least contacted about it right after the statement was made, but I never heard anything from anybody.

So, the situation probably could have been resolved then and there if I had just explained that, but I got impatient and opted to show my ass and make jokes at the expense of the admin's time and effort instead, which I know I've done at least once before to a different admin at a different time. Sorry, Therinoma, you deserved better than that.

To further explain, the clownery about acid semen was intended as an off color joke and was made under the pretense that it, along with anything else sexually themed I've ever said on this server, fell under the 'Marine Bravado' clause set out in the rules ("/me pinches [player]'s nipple") rather than as a genuine attempt to publicly engage in erotic textual foreplay with the intent of sexually gratifying myself on a video game. In addition to that, and this is going to sound really pedantic, but I was also under the impression that these kinda jokes weren't a big deal given the fact that one of the major mechanics of the game involves, and is openly, canonically referred to as being "face raped" by xenos. I know that's pointing out of the obvious, but I'm just further outlining the mindset in which my shitty jokes were made, and the fact that they were intended as nothing more foul mouthed marine RP. I have not, at any point in time, sought to emulate Harvey Weinstein in textual roleplaying form.

Regardless, I intentionally acted stupid and didn't make any argument for myself when I was actually asked about it, so I hope this post is adequate in explaining my intentions behind the stupid sex jokes that I've been befouling your chatlogs with.

I've appreciated playing CM the last few months and the shitheadedness I've shown towards the admins and the rules haven't been reflective of that at all, and unfortunately there's doesn't seem to be much I can do to demonstrate that I'm actually capable of acting acceptably, and that any violation of the rules in regards to erp were made out of poor judgement of what counts as acceptable joking. I've spent thousands of hours(months of human life, can you imagine???) on /tg/station and probably almost as much on goonstation before that starting since around 2012, and in that time on those servers I've never been more of a jackass than to accumulate a few short term bans on minor issues. In fact, I'm not sure if I've ever been banned for longer than a week on either. I've I tried to find my public logs from /tg/station to back up that statement, but I'm too much of a dumby to find them and I'm not sure they would be of any use as a character witness since I think my last notes from there were pegged before public logs were implemented. I did, however, find this old ban appeal https://www.theforgottenzone.com/hosted ... tadaalsadr from 2013 that I forgot about and am excessively proud of even though it doesn't relate to to this at all. Read it, maybe you'll have a giggle! Go on, do it!

But anyway, the most I can do at the moment is promise to not be such a fuckhead in the future. I hope you can believe me!

[Solarmare]

Notes:

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Informed to refrain from using netspeak IC by X on Thu, October 26th of 2017

Larva (634) (follow) hisses, "MEOW MEOW MOEW MEOW MEOW" Larva (634) (follow) hisses, "I WANNA GROW UP TO BE A KITTY CAT". Low xeno RP, Warned. by X on Thu, November 2nd of 2017

[19:21:09]SAY: Robert Archibald/MuqtadaAlSadr : SPRAY ME W-W-WITH HOT A-ACID CUM." Was unable to be warned about this. by X on Thu, November 30th of 2017

Banned by X|Duration: 10080 minutes|Reason: ERP + Low RP, trolling in ahelps. Pending perma. by X on Sat, December 16th of 2017

[Tharinoma]

Tharinoma*

[apophis775]

There was a forum ban request placed specifically on you due to shittery.

Also, your ckey is literally the name of a terrorist I spent a year fighting in Iraq, who was responsible for supporting actions which wounded several of my friends, and killed 2.

So....

Fuck off,

Denied.