You open a manila folder labeled "Kirchner, Noah. T, and see a single piece of paper with pencil marks on it.
His birthday is on
Febuary twenty fifth
Age twenty seven
Steady upbringing
On Olympia, Luna
Enjoyed building things
College at eighteen
He failed pretty terribly
Dropped out for marines
Basic at nineteen
Recruiter said squad leader
Combat engineer
Sent to Sulaco
Had a fair few combat drops
Became confident
Friends with some marines
Occasionally a dick
But really who aint?
Character Dossier Noah Kirchner
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NoahKirchner
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Kavrick
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Kailey Prevatt
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Re: Character Dossier Noah Kirchner
1/10 I'm not in it gets a one for effort.
I'm that one crazy chick that used to have the long, pink hair. SADAR Specialist Main.
Staff history
[Mentor] 14th Jan 17 - 27 Mar 17
[Mod] 14th Apr 17 - 9th Aug 17
[Mod2] 20th Apr 18 - 9th Oct 18
Staff history
[Mentor] 14th Jan 17 - 27 Mar 17
[Mod] 14th Apr 17 - 9th Aug 17
[Mod2] 20th Apr 18 - 9th Oct 18
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Karmac
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Re: Character Dossier Noah Kirchner
What the fuck
Is this bullshit
Goddamnit Noah
Is this bullshit
Goddamnit Noah
Garth Pawolski, or is it Powalski?
Back in action.
Back in action.
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Jroinc1
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Re: Character Dossier Noah Kirchner
+1, but I'm not sure to what stat.
Mentor-
3 Nov 16-15 Jan 17
Atmos bombs built- 16
Hull breaches repaired- 6
Charged SMs manually dragged to space- 2
Backup tcomms systems set- 4
SM de-lamination weapons detonated- 0
Times I've burned half the ship to a crisp- 5
Times I've burned half the ship to a crisp ACCIDENTALLY- 2
Engine SMs de-laminated on my watch- 0
Upper deck engines made-1
Lower deck engines made-1
Total kills with SM- 6
Most surgeries done at once- 3
Most anesthetic tanks used in a round- 3
Most surgeries done using only personal supplies- 37
Most perdiox made w/in 5 min of roundstart- 540u
3 Nov 16-15 Jan 17
Atmos bombs built- 16
Hull breaches repaired- 6
Charged SMs manually dragged to space- 2
Backup tcomms systems set- 4
SM de-lamination weapons detonated- 0
Times I've burned half the ship to a crisp- 5
Times I've burned half the ship to a crisp ACCIDENTALLY- 2
Engine SMs de-laminated on my watch- 0
Upper deck engines made-1
Lower deck engines made-1
Total kills with SM- 6
Most surgeries done at once- 3
Most anesthetic tanks used in a round- 3
Most surgeries done using only personal supplies- 37
Most perdiox made w/in 5 min of roundstart- 540u
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KeyWii
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Sleepy Retard
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Re: Character Dossier Noah Kirchner
-1 literally who?
this marine is probably bad at counter strike: universe offensive too
this marine is probably bad at counter strike: universe offensive too
I was a Synth Councilmen, alongside Jakkk, MattAtlas, SovietKitty and Omicega. Have any questions or concerns about Synthetic? PM me on the forums, or contact me on the CM discord under the name sleepy#1984 with the nickname Sleepy Retard.
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Kailey Prevatt
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Re: Character Dossier Noah Kirchner
Pffft, you can talk.El Defaultio wrote:this marine is probably bad at counter strike: universe offensive too
I'm that one crazy chick that used to have the long, pink hair. SADAR Specialist Main.
Staff history
[Mentor] 14th Jan 17 - 27 Mar 17
[Mod] 14th Apr 17 - 9th Aug 17
[Mod2] 20th Apr 18 - 9th Oct 18
Staff history
[Mentor] 14th Jan 17 - 27 Mar 17
[Mod] 14th Apr 17 - 9th Aug 17
[Mod2] 20th Apr 18 - 9th Oct 18
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NoahKirchner
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Re: Character Dossier Noah Kirchner
5-7-5 you goy, haikusKarmac wrote:What the fuck
Is this bullshit
Goddamnit Noah
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Crab_Spider
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Re: Character Dossier Noah Kirchner
You forgot to mention Colleen Seidner in here dumbass.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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Sleepy Retard
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Re: Character Dossier Noah Kirchner
Kailey Prevatt wrote:Pffft, you can talk.
funnily enough I can talk.
What about it?
I was a Synth Councilmen, alongside Jakkk, MattAtlas, SovietKitty and Omicega. Have any questions or concerns about Synthetic? PM me on the forums, or contact me on the CM discord under the name sleepy#1984 with the nickname Sleepy Retard.