USCM Dossier: Lother Jones

[TheDonkified]

Full name: Lother Jones

Known Aliases: Lo

Age: 58

Birth date: 01/13/2128

Gender: Male

Position: Doctor (Medical Researcher IS Doctor)

Persona: He heal.

History:58 years ago he was born. 23 years ago he became a doctor. 10 years ago it found him. 1 year ago he escaped its clutches. He can never drink another alcoholic beverage again.

Relations:
Adan "Digger" Howard - DEEGAR. DEEGAR. DEEGAR. My son, why have you forsaken me?
Joakim Sundberg - Loser.
John Donable - Victim.
Ed Trevor - Prey.
Broden Ackers - F-F-F-Fat-ther-r-r.
Ramon Mckendicc - Ew.
Valenbina Garlicbitch and Mastidon Demaley - Red hair lesbians.
Emily Strauss- She knows too much.
Hiedi Gomez - AHHH.
Vanechka "Sleepy" Penkina - Stupid retard idiot smelly.
Peter Bates - Admiral Jethro Gibbs.
*Other losers to be named, this is what Lother can remember before taking his meds.

Basic appearance: Shiny bald head. Short and a plump. Has the face of a weasel. Smells like garlic. Has genetic eye defect.

Likes: Chemistry. kill. Surgery.

Dislikes: backseat doctors and medics, retardo doctors and medics, retardo marines, humans, hair

[Zantus]

Reliable doctor, would feel safe around.

[Crab_Spider]

Reliable drug partner, would make a drug ring again as MP (seriously, are you guys going to talk to me about that? I know it's minor RP but IRL, I'd be demoted for that shit, I'm not doing it but regardless)

[driecg36]

Robust-o fucking chemist. When I play medic, i know it's gonna be a good round if lother is around.

[Ping]

2/10: now, every time I go medic, I enter severe depression when Lother isn't in medical with his sweet sweet chems. I'm a broken man.

[Enceri]

the abuse of my father never ends

[TheDonkified]

it's not abuse, it's pure love

[Kerek]

Hey this dudes awesome! I always bully his character a little when hes a pfc. Great doctor.

[Keban DaBrowne]

Lother goes MP too, right? It's fun to share a shift with him, competent and funny guy.

[Terran]

Very unreliable doctor. From 1 round as I played with him he couldn't even do things I said to him, so 1 person died and second became almost unrevivable.

[Dolth]

*stares ANGRILY at Jones*

[TheDonkified]

Very unreliable doctor. From 1 round as I played with him he couldn't even do things I said to him, so 1 person died and second became almost unrevivable.

Sorry when was this. If this was recently, I'm still trying to get back to the role after a long hiatus.

[Sleepy Retard]

[Mook476]

Someone save this man.

[Sleepy Retard]

what the heck who is this guy

[Mook476]

what the heck who is this guy

[Ghostdex]

A great doctor and medic but in the words of Defaultio,

what the heck who is this guy

[Crab_Spider]

He's a homosexual that abused his wife and children out of anger. Now he's the bald doctor that can't make space drugs and has trouble talking to men so he reaches out to Alexandra in hopes she'll teach him. Unfortunately he will get no advice that's legal, ethical, or remotely logical.

[Mook476]

what the heck who is this guy

[Rustarus]

God help us all, the only baldie that is not bald but is also bald. Lother breaks minds.

[TehSpoderman]

ew nerd

[Enceri]

waddafuck worst parent of the 22nd century

[Stripetail]

Best surgeon on the ship.

Scariest surgeon on the ship.

Surgeon?... on the ship.

Why am I awake while my guts hang out on the ship?


10/10 Best experiences in Medbay come from Lother.

[Jonesome]

Loafer

[Jakkkk]

lother is a pretty competent doctor, it's nice to see a dossier for this man.