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THE CLANCY FAMILY
UNITED STATES COLONIAL MARINESCOLLECTED DOSSIER
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Documents received, viewing file #JGCD-1-001-003 NAME: Joseph J. Clancy
CALLSIGN: Goliath/Almayer Actual
RANK: SHIP COMMANDER
#ID: 12493-682
STATUS: ACTIVE DUTY (Arik-PT USS ALMAYER)
LAST POSITION: TYCHON'S RIFT, ORBIT OF LV-624
DOB/POB: 28/4/2140, EAR-SOL
THE FOLLOWING IS INFORMATION RECEIVED VIA INTERVIEWS. AS REQUIRED, QUOTATIONS WILL BE USED.
Body Description:
1.83 metre tall Caucasian Male of medium build. Facial and body hair is a dark brown. Currently has short-cut hair and a horseshoe moustache. Eyes are purple, possibly artificially adjusted via surgery. Face is fair with a small scab on the right cheek.
Personality Description:
"Well, I like to think of myself as one of the more empathic leaders. I get that all those men and women are still human, which, to me, is something alot of people with power these days forget to remember. I look out for my diggers and they look out for me in turn.
I reckon I could also say I'm a bit of a stickler for rules, but that's mainly for the ones that actually make bloody sense, like civilian priority on evac, brigging procedure, all that fun stuff. Though, from what my subordinates keep telling me, I'm too casual on duty. I guess they might be right, I've been starting to call 'em by their first name. Oh! What a crime! Ha ha ha!
But yeah, I reckon you could ask anyone of my mates and they'd tell 'ya the same thing. I'm a lug who follows most rules, hates stupidity, loves a laugh or two, and despises killing and fighting.
What? Yeah I get that alot, 'Why's a soldier hating killing? That's just straight mental!' Well, let me tell 'ya, ANY soldier who still has their brain intact will tell you the same thing: War f****** sucks. Sometimes it's necessary, like most things that hurt or cause suffering, but we just gotta make sure it's done as little as possible and as quickly as we can."
Relations:
Weyland-Yutani: "I don't really mind 'em that much, they certainly did a good job with the Almayer, and I will admit their PMCs get some mad equipment. I will say though, they are such bloody introverts it hurts. The Liaisons I get paired with either hate my guts or ignore me for most of the time, hiding in their little bunkers they call quarters, writing away on their faxes. I'd love a day where I'd get a Liaison who actually enjoys their job."
USCM: "If you've read history, I genuinely think of the USCM like the Red Army in all the bad ways. Our soldiers are practically sent out untrained, their weapons are unreliable at best, punishments, while short, can be for almost f****** nothing, and the executions are abysmal. I mean, commanders shooting their own men for calling them an idiot? What has this world come to...."
United Progressive Peoples: "I'm... honestly sketchy about 'em. They seem like relatively decent folk, at least, the ones who aren't screaming 'CAPITALIST PIGS!' over and over. Problem is most other people just scream insults at them whenever they see 'em. I mean, we're not even at war for god's sake and yet people treat them like they're worse than the CLF."
Colonial Liberation Front:"Bad people with a bad idea. Freedom isn't that bad of a thing to fight for usually, but the bastards in charge of the CLF commit warcrimes like they're going out of style and I've seen their s*** first-hand. Bastards don't understand what honour is."
Personal Relations:
Judith Clancy: "Ah, my little Judy. She took after me, y'know? She loved everything to do with our home, Australia as well. I remember that she had forced us to celebrate Anzac Day, even though the celebration sort of died a few dozen years ago. I certainly didn't mind, she was so adorable when she wanted something. I haven't seen her since I went on tour, supposedly she became a military surgeon. I hope to god she doesn't have to see the worst of what war brings, it could tear my little girl apart.
Jasmine Clancy: "Jassie was a bit of a strange one. She was... eccentric to put it lightly. She was always looking for amusement, whether it was parties or boys or... drugs... She never seemed to get addicted, though. I wonder where she is now..."
Emile 'Dredd' Clancy: "Heh, Emile was my firstborn, very serious all the time. He could have fun every once in a while but he always seemed distracted, like he didn't REALLY enjoy it. He was a huge fan of the Police, especially the MP. He would always ask me to buy him comics, action figures, even lawbooks he loved them so much. When I told him his uncle was a retired MP, he was ecstatic. Heh, Paul couldn't get him to leave him alone."
Miranda 'Ops' Clancy: Commander Clancy refused to comment. According to document 89-Zulu-Sula, Joseph and Miranda had married and had three children before incident 19078-Sula-1 (See incident report and medical log #JGCM-981-MENTAL for more information).
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Luna Thayatos: "Pretty good medic from a long while back. She even worked with me when I was a SSGT, heh. I will admit probably the most remarkable part is her name. There was always something about that name that intrigued me..."
Oussama Neghiz: *Slight snorting can be heard.* "O-oh yeah DOA, he's certainly something. Most of the time he's a reliable squad leader for Delta who can take a joke and keep a level head... usually. Probably what I find most problematic about him is his relation with Wey-yu. He's had a uh, history, of 'introducing' corporate liasons and yelling insults, slurs, etc. at the sight of one of them. "
Chen Westinton: "Good ol' Discoking. If I didn't outrank him we'd be great friends, always havin' a gaff and making fun of each other, if you'll pardon my casualty. Still have yet to beat him in a danceoff in our free time. I better see to it eventually."
Rain Winterson: "One of my most reliable ROs in my career. Always being helpful as long as I remember. I remember back when I was an engineer how that little sway of hers made me so flustered. She's a good lass, and I can promise that."
Sif Magnus: "Good friend of mine back in my SSGT days. Always offerin' to go above and beyond. Shame he got himself killed that way, truly. I hope his spirit's having a good rest...
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(Huge thanks to Okand37 for making this cute boi !)