W-Y EMPLOYEE REVIEW - Yisrael R. Uberlange

[TomTheMedic]

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FRIENDS:

• Arella Aharon: A Jew from Israel who likes not only likes W-Y, but also loves Corporate Liaisons? And they're also a girl? That's marriage material right there. If only I could have a secretary on board.
• Leif Bryant: Met him during my brief enlistment to the Marine Corps. We held one flank on the Ice Colony for two hours, until we were forced back. In the course of events, we discovered many things about ourselves and the world, and also learned that Xenos are divinely-created trials of faith. It's complicated.
• Elena 'Tofu' Mei: Known each other since we both arrived on the Almayer. Perhaps my best friend on the ship. Likes Tofu and W-Y, what more do you need in a Marine?
• Daniel "Jack" Kingfisher: Though I met him when he was an MT, he has come to be one of my favorite Commanders to work with. His strict dedication to the USCM is not a barrier to meaningful conversations, unlike some of his colleagues. Also, he likes Elena, so that's a big plus.
• Peter McBuddy: Met him during my brief enlistment to the Marine Corps. After an incident where I was threatened by the Commander, he took me aside and gave me a cigarette. I got arrested for that, but it was worth it. He later pulled me out of an FOB after I got hit by a Screecher, and ended up saving my life. I'd die for this man.
• Jeremy Fox: When I first met him, he was a W-Y PMC. When I next met him, he was a Marine. In the course of any mission given to him, he showed a strong desire to preserve and protect both me and Company property. Then again, that was his job.
• Peter Watts: The only MP I ever thought had a brain. He knows how to solve every crime, but without getting a big head. Doubt he likes W-Y, but on the other hand, I don't think he dislikes them either.

COWORKERS:

• Axel Strife: Commander on the Almayer. Always has time to sign a document or update me on surface situations. Mostly amicable. Seems to like field work.
• Christine "Rabies" Kennel: Strange Commander, hates Tofu. Once held a vote to settle a dispute between her and myself over whether tofu or pizza rations were better. Said she would assume Pizza had won when a majority of Marines voted Tofu.
• Walter 'Waffle' Wardle: Ready to make a deal! Met him as a Staff Officer in the Command Center. He saw the dangers involved in supporting W-Y multiple time, but no matter what always stayed loyal. I hope you got that raise.
• Ryan Cook: Met him while he was a Cargo Technician during a boarding attempt by the UPP. He didn't like me, but we found a common point of interest in our shared dislike of Balto Dreg. Also, he likes Elena, so he can't be all bad.
• Ethan Cavalet: Met him during his tenure as one of the Almayer's Researchers. Stood up to the MPs in order to defend W-Y business and staff rights. Truly a brave example of the kind of Company ethos we strive for.
• Douglas Hutton: Smart man, with tons of experience in Xeno-biology. I watched this researcher not only tame a live Xenomorph, but train it. If our plans were fully allowed to blossom, he would have been a hero.
• Johnathan McDonough: A pilot for the Alamo. He came up to me during some field work I was doing. He expressed his loyalty to the Company, and his desire to go to some mission with a safer environment. I hope you got that transfer after all.
• Bill Carson: An especially dangerous Commander. I once saw this man ask his Marines to give him all their bank account info. He promised to pay them back, then tried to set off a nuke on them that he bought with the Marines' money. Says everything you need to know about him.

ENEMIES:

• Balto "Crunk" Dreg: This Commander burnt my contracts in front of me, then threatened to have me fired from my job under false pretenses! He harassed my employees, and disrupted their research! This man isn't just mean, he's a danger to the Company! The USCM should fire him, and not only for W-Y's sake.
• Heinz "Wulfe" Meuller: Served as Corporate Liaison under his term as Commander. Possibly a Neo-Nazi, the same way water can possibly be wet. At least he hasn't threatened to throw me out the airlock.
• Alan Jones: This MT jerkoff is an antisemitic menace to me constantly! The MPs keep him in check, but he keeps coming back, damnit! This isn't the end, Jones!

[TomTheMedic]

Any feedback or criticism is greatly appreciated, as I am still learning how to appropriately create a CM character. Thank you.

[Shyguychizzy]

I fucken love it. I am finally in somebodys Dossier. The way you describe I perfecto. Fun fact, under my settings I do have a grudge and disloyalty towards Weyland Corporations in general. This be the infamous contract killer.....burner of paper.....shredder of strict words requirin signature......destroyer of contracts. Infamous Balto''Crunk''Dreg, many contracts I have burnt. Perhaps this resume would be nice to burn hmmmm.

[TomTheMedic]

I fucken love it. I am finally in somebodys Dossier. The way you describe I perfecto. Fun fact, under my settings I do have a grudge and disloyalty towards Weyland Corporations in general. This be the infamous contract killer.....burner of paper.....shredder of strict words requirin signature......destroyer of contracts. Infamous Balto''Crunk''Dreg, many contracts I have burnt. Perhaps this resume would be nice to burn hmmmm.

Balto, you scare me.

[Rohesie]

Had few interactions with Yisrael but hope for more. Great dossier!

[Weaselburg]

Not sure if the dossiar should have benomorphs included in them or not.

[TomTheMedic]

Not sure if the dossiar should have benomorphs included in them or not.

Drone (548): I've dealt with this drone on many occasions. Their claws are always sharp and they have only stuck a facehugger on me once.

[Bancrose]

100% Accurate and good read Yisrael. Keep being the pesky Jew that is the thorn in our sides.

And not to mention you might have Tal on the ropes.

[Arbs]

100% Accurate and good read Yisrael. Keep being the pesky Jew that is the thorn in our sides.

And not to mention you might have Tal on the ropes.

He can't out-jew the Ravis. It's proven when he burnt his papers.

10/10 would bully Jizzrael again

[Bancrose]

He can't out-jew the Ravis. It's proven when he burnt his papers.

10/10 would bully Jizzrael again

Holy shit I forgot that, when Tal burned his NDA and said "You can't outjew the Ravis". FUCKING LOL

[SwirlyKins]

Yisrael is my bully buddy, we get bullied together.