NAME: Weaselburg, John
KNOWN ALIASES: Goliath
DoB: Stated 2140 on recruitment form, but has said otherwise to his comrades-in-arms.
AGE: 25
RANK: Corporal
SPECIALIZATION: Combat Engineer
APPEARANCE: Dark Brown hair, Dark Blue eyes, slimer build then most others, 6'3, with a good portion of his height is in his legs.
BIOGRAPHY/BACKGROUND
Not very much is known about his early life, but it is known he was born in Northern-Illinois to a middle-class family, and lived their until graduating from High-school. He joined the Corps 6 months after graduating, unable to find a job anywhere else and seeing it as a opportunity to see the Galaxy, not to mention blowing stuff up. He completed Boot-Camp with high-scores in most areas, outside of shooting. He was deployed to the USS Montgomery, which after 4 months was deployed to assist a anti-CLF operation on Triom, a forested frontier world. When they arrived, John was 21 (Not including Cryotime). What was expected to be a easy victory became a two-year bloodbath, with trench warfare being the most used tactic at the time. John took part in multiple offenses, defenses, and Counter-attacks, during which most of the squad were killed or wounded. During the second year of fighting, fresh troops were assigned to the front. John taught most of them the basics, but with the tendency to do so loudly and with much profanity. At the end of the second year, the USCM withdrew to the planet, at which point John was reassigned to the USS Aylamer.
KNOWN RELATIONSHIPS
THE MOTHERFUCKING BEST
Manley ‘The-Man’ Dawkins - I can always trust this guy, no matter what. Manages the lead the shambling hordes of bald Alphas, somehow.
Positive
Dothgar "Fire" Folk - We make a good mortar team, and he is at the very least competent in all respects.
Chen "DiscoKing" Winston - Good leader and marine, I would follow him to the gates of Hell. Disco is dead though.
Any other Bravo/Delta squad member I forgot to put on.
NEUTRAL
Dislike
Any and All COs that assign Bravo to FOB
Bill Carson - Absolutly incompetent. Nothing else to say.
Joe "Schmuchvill" Vick. - Always gets mad when I pronounce his nickname wrong. Also is a dick.
USCM Profile: John ´Weasel´ Weaselburg
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USCM Profile: John ´Weasel´ Weaselburg
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Hivemind, Elite Runner (320) (follow) hisses, 'SORRY I STEPPED ON THE BUTTON MA.
Kaptin Morgan: we must unite to collect the shattered pieces of the tribes code that are spread among the 16 feweh alts
Hivemind, Mature Crusher (21) hisses, 'I CAN MEME AGAIN'
You know, it really surprised me when IKEA bought Disney.- The biggest surprise was KFC buying IBM, to be honest
OOC: Jakkkk: weaselburg got t o u c h e d
OOC: Driecg36: a sentient demon had taken residence in shutte code
OOC: Daswurmtmich: GIBING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
Kaptin Morgan: we must unite to collect the shattered pieces of the tribes code that are spread among the 16 feweh alts
Hivemind, Mature Crusher (21) hisses, 'I CAN MEME AGAIN'
You know, it really surprised me when IKEA bought Disney.- The biggest surprise was KFC buying IBM, to be honest
PFC Rex Lombardi shouts, "Boys if you jump out of the dropship you are guarenteed a pass into the paratroopers regiment!"Philby0 wrote: They're so white they can colonise anything at will
OOC: Jakkkk: weaselburg got t o u c h e d
OOC: Driecg36: a sentient demon had taken residence in shutte code
OOC: Daswurmtmich: GIBING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
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Re: USCM Profile: John (AKA Goliath) Weaselburg
Thank you, spent hours on it.
Hivemind, Elite Runner (320) (follow) hisses, 'SORRY I STEPPED ON THE BUTTON MA.
Kaptin Morgan: we must unite to collect the shattered pieces of the tribes code that are spread among the 16 feweh alts
Hivemind, Mature Crusher (21) hisses, 'I CAN MEME AGAIN'
You know, it really surprised me when IKEA bought Disney.- The biggest surprise was KFC buying IBM, to be honest
OOC: Jakkkk: weaselburg got t o u c h e d
OOC: Driecg36: a sentient demon had taken residence in shutte code
OOC: Daswurmtmich: GIBING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
Kaptin Morgan: we must unite to collect the shattered pieces of the tribes code that are spread among the 16 feweh alts
Hivemind, Mature Crusher (21) hisses, 'I CAN MEME AGAIN'
You know, it really surprised me when IKEA bought Disney.- The biggest surprise was KFC buying IBM, to be honest
PFC Rex Lombardi shouts, "Boys if you jump out of the dropship you are guarenteed a pass into the paratroopers regiment!"Philby0 wrote: They're so white they can colonise anything at will
OOC: Jakkkk: weaselburg got t o u c h e d
OOC: Driecg36: a sentient demon had taken residence in shutte code
OOC: Daswurmtmich: GIBING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
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Re: USCM Profile: John (AKA Goliath) Weaselburg
so you're a man that likes to put pressure on himself in order to succeed, noice.
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Re: USCM Profile: John ´Weasel´ Weaselburg
I miss you
“Here is the wild Homo Sapien hunting its prey. The humanoids are pack hunters, using their shoddy armor as a pitiful defense against the towering Insecta. The human is quickly downed by the Insecta’s powerful slash. But, sheer numbers of humanoids rampage the abuser and Insecta is eventually burned to death, beaten, and dismembered.”
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