USCM DOSSIER - Fisher, Wanda[7D7I9]

[ColonelCorazon]

I've already put off posting on this for too long. I lack the words to describe just how amazed I am. Every attempt sees me meandering into unfocused babbling.
The countless hidden song links, the references to past rounds, the information density, it's all here. Anyone who cares for the parts of dossiers that aren't shout outs to other players will find something to enjoy here. And even those who do search each dossier for their own name and move on can enjoy that.
Others, in their dossiers, have written great backstories for their characters that I've thoroughly enjoyed reading. You managed to keep me reading the same 4 or 5 lines for over an hour! And im still thinking about them.

For those curious (and I so very much regret finding this out before this was posted) there are hidden references that some sharp Charlie regulars might pick up on. I won't spoil anything, but there are definitely connections to be made.

I have numerous theories and questions about aspects of Wanda's past.

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Is she part of some cloning experiment gone awry?
What happened in USA v Gardner?
Why do her, her mother, and her grandmother have such high divorce counts?
Was she put into cryo at birth and then left there for 55 years!?
How did the woman who later adopted her 'find' her after so long?
Did she donate or receive organs as implied by DCDD (needed help with that one)? Was she part of some human experimentation project?
I figured MSY.LA.UA perhaps referred to a division of some UA. Reasearch lab. But it makes morse sense for LA to refer to a state in the UA, which makes MSY an airport code. Specifically the Louis Armstrong Airport in Louisiana. Wad an infant wanda perhaps born here and put into crypt for transport only to get lost? Is this a The Terminal situation where Wanda is from a country which ceased existing during her transit?

At this point I have thrown attempts at succintness out the window, it's nearly 2 am. I need to sleep.
Great work, keep it up.

Edit: Can't believe I forgot to mention the blurb on Reinhard warms my cockles right up. He's so very lucky to have Fisher family functions to look forward to.

I am so pumped that you're getting into and enjoying all the little details I put in this. Making something engaging was my goal so I'm glad I succeeded! I also think the Aunties are trying to absorb you into their voting bloc at Fisher Family Functions but it is to you to decide how that weirdness plays out.

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To answer some of your questions or give you some hints...
MAYBE.
Gardner was specifically chosen because it's close to gardener. And I want you thinking about what gardeners do with their plants when they're finished growing...
Ma and Gram Gram view marriage as a hobby/competition and they're in it to win it.
MMMHMMM.
Wanda doesn't 100% "get" the details of her origin and everyone just describes her adoption like her mom just found her a dog shelter or something so that's how she describes it.
On the right track.
MSY.LA.UA was a funky way for me to refer to New Orleans. You're on track with some of those ideas though.

Well, this is what I get for going on an extended break. Someone took over as Charlie squad's main girl, Jeallloooooous.

At least I still have the best dossier on here.

Nonono I am Charlie squad's main MOM. You need to come back! I remember playing a little bit with you when I started in Jan and you were cool.

This is the sort of effort that actually makes me give a damn about reading dossiers.

Fisher is one of a (small, but growing) number of Charlie marines who don't set my teeth on edge. There's good to be found within those purple prep doors after all!

Thank you! You're one of the best medics playing on the server. I wish we could play together more outside of you fixing my exploded corpse haha.

You know, i actually like this character. My perhaps most profound memory was when i was CMP and as xenos were getting comfy on the alamo, marines were drinking in RnR. Drunk wanda breaks a bottle and throws it. It ricochets and sticks into my chest.

I got IB after removing it.

That sounds about right. Alan Jones is a cool dude. SO Charlie squad more! You're good at it!

[CaptainYankee]

I agree Omi.
Also I hope we Charlie's can prove ourselves to you in the future!

Eh, don't gotta prove anything to filthy Deltaaaaaaaards Shriver

You're one of the best medics playing on the server.

Not about the squad. Parker gives Rein a spark of hope when he or his friends are mortally wounded.
Ps. Please come back Luna

[ArrancarX5]

Hope to see you again soon, Luna. we miss you.

[Vispain]

Oh hey! I think I know you!

Seriously though, I always enjoy seeing you around.
My favorite time was when you and some others told me about the guy who needed to be arrested for shooting up Charlie prep, I go and investigate, order the guy on the ground, he asks if I'm white instead and doesn't lay down ( Cue thoughts of Noncompliance and MP beat down), I proceed to pepperspray baton and handcuff all while you are in the background cracking up or something.

[Kerek]

Wandas a cool person, 10/10 would be yelled at to stop fighting again. he still deserved it

[Bancrose]

10 out of 10 Wanda. This is great!

[zoboomafoo]

Great dossier Wanda! You're a lot of fun to have around, and you drink coffee with me during breakfast. Charlie squad best squad.

[Caryl]

Ditto on what Park So-Hee said. The Purple Heart makes sense, "Lazarus", how many times was it that you got resurrected that round? 33? lol.

[Vispain]

Pretty sure she hit 40 plus . Maybe even fifty plus . Most well earned nickname.

[Nightwolf901]

I dont see no bladedancer here. Ashame. Looks pretty good dossier

[Carnolus]

Yo wassup Wanda! Taegan here. Just saying super cool dossier!

[Jakkkk]

charlie for life, from both olaf and mortimer

[Simo94]

O yeah this is a gud dossier +10

liked the ninja ytube links too

[Relend]

Ah know ah don't interact with you much so it seems ah'll 'ave ta earn ah spot on yer wall there, ah ah'lways see ya ah'round ah'nd ya seem lovely though~

[Maxim Inc]

Its a great dossier, but I'm sad good o'le Maxim didn't make the cut on the friends list.

[Artemis111]

I STILL CANT FORGIVE YOU FOR GOING ALPHA ENGINEER.

[Artemis111]

CHARLIE MOM.

I will never forget that time we mutinied against the XO when you were CE. Good times.

Charlie #1

[Aceluke123]

Rossfield, Alex (Literally the greatest goddamn sawbones this side of Saturn. I owe him at least twenty lives. He is also a darlin' dearie who I always try to greet runnin' around the Almayer.)

Awwh, I really do enjoy seeing Wanda in action.
I should really go doctor more and help out wounded again... just get distracted by other things recently and do horrible as a doc recently...

[Jakkkk]

nerd

wanda is cool, the dossier is better

[Sleepy Retard]

pretty alright

cool dood

[wer6]

Pretty radical, Every time I play Bilbo, she and the character always seems to "click".

[Sambalu]

This dossier is pretty good right now! You know what would make it better?
Including Brooks in the relations section.