USCM Dossier: Tracee Parker

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-- --- ---- ------ ------ -------- ------ ------ ---- --- -- • Name: Tracee Grace Parker
• Unique ID: ALMAYER Foxtrot-27
• Sex: F
• DoB: March 24th, 2161
• Nationality: Australian
• Residency status: UA Resident Alien
• Position: Corpsman. (Field Medic)
• Likes: Slacking off, Delta Squad, Explosives, Protein Bars, Wine, Australia, the sound the dropship makes when you fire the rattler.
• Dislikes: Alpha Squad, Bravo Squad, Charlie Squad, Command, Sobriety, New Zealand, the UPP.

• Notable personal effects:

• One (1) heart shaped locket with picture of herself inside.
• One (1) Beret for formal occasions.
• One (1) RAAF Air Vice Marshal uniform, framed.
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  • Personality:
  
  Psychological interview snippet.
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  W: This is Doctor Alistair Waters, beginning recording for interview of... Corporal Tracee Parker... Corporal? You can come in now.
  P: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
  W: Corporal, please, take a seat.
  P: MY CHAIR NOW, BITCH!
  W: Corporal, please get off the desk and put the chair down.
  P: I DO WHAT I WANT!
  W: Very well. Officer? Please restrain the Corporal. ...The Officer has tazed the Corporal and handcuffed her to a chair.
  P: Hehe... w-worth it.
  W: So, Corporal. Why do you think your Commander requested you see me?
  P: Eww, ranks are dumb. My name is Tracee. And the Commander sent me here because they are a cunt.
  W: I'll... I'll include that in my report then.
  P: Coolies! Write it in big block letters. In pink!
  W: I... no. Now then, Tracee, you were sent here for your behaviour on your most recent deployment. Do you remember?
  P: Well... I got out of the dropship, flipped off the PO, ran into a bar, glassed an Alpha Marine, dabbed at him, then ran off screaming.
  W: ...Most people try to defend their actions at this point, corporal... or at least deny them.
  P: Nah, I'm good. It was funny. You should have seen the guy's face. He was all "Don't glass me!" and I was all "No!" and then I glassed him.
  W: Corporal, this is serious. You could be facing a court martial over this. You realise you could go to prison, right?
  P: It's fine. The Alpha doesn't want to press charges, the PO is a Kiwi so he's not really a person anyway, aaaaaaand I kinda captured the enemy commander, didn't I?
  W: IT WAS A TRAINING EXERCISE, CORPORAL! WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THE BOTTLE FROM?
  P: Commander's Mess.
  W: ...When... How...End Recording.
  
  
  Tracee Parker may very well be one of the laziest and immature members of the corps I have ever had the displeasure of interviewing. Her aptitude scores are incredibly low across the board. According to her instructors in the Royal Australian Air Force, she maintained a perfect 51% average on all written evaluations throughout her training, and during University. Her physical aptitude evaluations and marksmanship always came in at just above passable. She claims to hate very nearly every member of the Corps outside of her own squad, including myself, apparently. This is at stark contrast with her field performance reports from various squad leaders, commanders, and peers. From all reports, while still retaining her laziness, poor intersquad coordination, and bad attitude towards command, she exhibits high field awareness, a sharp medical mind, and surprising bravery. I believe Corporal Parker doesn't wish to advance beyond her current position as a field medic, for some unknown reason. Her training in the RAAF would qualify her for a Flight Lieutenant position, or possibly even command, but she seems to continuously deliberately sabotage her own efforts. Further evaluation required. Possible medication. -Doctor Alistair Waters, PhD, MD.
  NOTE: She also unsuccessfully flirted with no fewer than five nurses during her visit... and successfully with two.
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  • Biography:
  
  Tracee was born in Adelaide, Australia to two very rich parents. Her mother (Grace Parker) is an Australian Senator, and her father (Air Marshal Rhys Parker) was an Air Vice Marshal in the Royal Australian Air Force (Deceased). Tracee lived in the lap of luxury, as an only child to a rich family. She grew interested in spaceflight after watching a report about her father on holovision. Tracee idolized her father and her colleagues, and resolved from an early age to train as a pilot officer for the RAAF.
  
  During school, Tracee excelled in Mathematics, Music, and Languages. However, she quickly came to hate schoolwork, and the expectations of her teachers. It seemed to her, that no matter how much she succeeded, they would always expect her to do more. By the age of 13, Tracee was operating at a university level, and spoke 3 languages. When she was 15, Tracee simply stopped attending school, having come to hate the formal structure of her private school and the expectations of her parents and teachers, and instead spent her days in the slums north of the city centre, getting into fights and committing various petty crimes. But whenever she was arrested, her mother would pull strings with the local police force to bail her out, earning herself the resentment of her daughter. It seemed Tracee would end up in a life of crime, but at the age of 17, her father died in a suspected UPP attack.
  
  A year later, Tracee began Officer training in the Royal Australian Air Force, having passed her evaluations (and with significant support from her mother and some nepotism on the part of the RAAF). But she found that being an officer, and the daughter of an Air Marshal, heaped those same expectations she had hated in school. She completed her training, then immediately resigned her commission and relocated to New York, where she enlisted as a corpsman in the USMC, again, with some influence from her mother.
  
  Tracee Parker's Diary Do Not Open or I Will Shove a Machete So Far Up Your Arse You Will Be Spitting Metal Shards... actually that's kinda dope.
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  Friendly Friends!
  
  Kyomi Sin'Vah: Uwaaaaah~. She's the cutey cutiest. She smiles and is pretty but she's all waaaaaah. Also she's a good medic! Which is rare in the corps!
  
  Laura Fox: Oooo, she's pretty! I like her hair! And she shoots people all goodly like!
  
  Alicia Parker: She likes meeeeee. She just mad because I am the prettiest Parker. Wuv woooo. <3
  
  Rick O'Shea: He's kind of a dick. But he's also in Delta, and is funny, and listens to orders, and isn't a twat. So that works.
  
  Valentina Garilovich: Oh she's so shy it's adorable! But she's good at shooting things and if she works in req she always sneaks me an extra attachment because we cool like that.
  
  
  
  
  
  PS: Thanks for the format, Omicega.

[Sambalu]

>I am not included
FIX THIS!

[JennerH]

Likes this message

>I am not included
FIX THIS!

[Dragoon47]

>I am not included
FIX THIS!

How do you know?!

Did... did you-... open the diary...?

[Aceluke123]

peeks into the diary
laughs my ass off

[thfoxpz]

how not to love someone like this x)

[Mann handle]

Oh this rude medical whiz. You do nice work on the front, but who is the better Parker?

[Urytion]

Oh this rude medical whiz. You do nice work on the front, but who is the better Parker?

Me.

[Avalanchee]

<3
Masterpiece