USCM Personnel Dossier - David Clark (Active)
Medical History
DoB: 06/27/2156
Birthplace: Dallas, Texas. (US)
Blood Type: B-
Last Physical Exam: 05/21/2186 - Pass.
Additional Physical Exam Notes:
Clark shows evidence of a healthy diet and planned fitness regimen. Additionally, Clark shows an aptitude and appreciation for the strength and endurance tests. Cleared for advanced weapons training.
Last Psychological Exam: 05/20/2186 - Pass.
Additional Psychological Exam Notes:
Light insomnia is still present, Clark still reports dips in consciousness and even mentioned several occasions in which cryosleep was disturbed, leaving Clark awake for several hours in the confines of the pod before falling asleep again. These are likely fabricated memories, overall however, Clark is fit for duty.
Employment History
Markson Mining Front - Deep-space Prospector. 03/09/2164 - 29/09/2170
Xcite: Physical Instructor. 08/12/2174 - 04/06/2176
Gravton: Professional Trainer. 04/09/2176 - 06/29/2179
USCM: Squad Marine/Smartgunner. 04/12/2180 -
General Miscellaneous Information
While Clark shows a deep desire to carry out his orders, he may take it upon himself to carry out his orders in a way that may put himself in unnecessary risk. While also showing a realist's outlook on things and his fellow Marines, Clark often believes it would be best to catch bullets and shrapnel instead of others. Competent in acting command situations but believes he was born to follow and would rather not lead unless no one else can. One story circling the barracks is that during boot camp, it is rumoured that Clark was under-performing, resulting in the whole company being hazed by Drill Instructors. As punishment, the other Marines in the company devised and executed a plan that included a small handful of various contraband drugs. Most notably, traces of viagra and rohypnol were found in his system the morning after he was found in the canteen, covered in baking powder with a pillow. Joked at by fellow friends, Clark named the pillow "Pookie" during his drugged state and this name is still used to tease Clark by friends while "Pillow Fucker" is used by those that despise him.
USCM Dossier - David 'Pookie' Clark
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USCM Dossier - David 'Pookie' Clark
The MAN, The MYTH, The LEGEND, https://youtu.be/1kXU14hkuSI.
That one old man that USED to run around as Engineer building retarded table forts and developing relationships on a questionable level with sentry turrets. Now I run around as someone equally stupid, doing equally stupid shit as a Medic. Oh and Pookie, that's also me.
http://prntscr.com/grdigl I totally succeeded in that btw, it was a badass kick-flip.
That one old man that USED to run around as Engineer building retarded table forts and developing relationships on a questionable level with sentry turrets. Now I run around as someone equally stupid, doing equally stupid shit as a Medic. Oh and Pookie, that's also me.
http://prntscr.com/grdigl I totally succeeded in that btw, it was a badass kick-flip.
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Re: USCM Dossier - David 'Pookie' Clark
Finally decided to give the guy a dossier. I'll probably get around to doing a list of folks he likes and stuff, soon as I get the willpower to do it and stuff.
The MAN, The MYTH, The LEGEND, https://youtu.be/1kXU14hkuSI.
That one old man that USED to run around as Engineer building retarded table forts and developing relationships on a questionable level with sentry turrets. Now I run around as someone equally stupid, doing equally stupid shit as a Medic. Oh and Pookie, that's also me.
http://prntscr.com/grdigl I totally succeeded in that btw, it was a badass kick-flip.
That one old man that USED to run around as Engineer building retarded table forts and developing relationships on a questionable level with sentry turrets. Now I run around as someone equally stupid, doing equally stupid shit as a Medic. Oh and Pookie, that's also me.
http://prntscr.com/grdigl I totally succeeded in that btw, it was a badass kick-flip.
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Re: USCM Dossier - David 'Pookie' Clark
Bill Paxton on your avatar automatically grants you passage to heaven
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Re: USCM Dossier - David 'Pookie' Clark
Oooo this looks nice
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
NOBODY SUSPECTS THE ADMEME INQUISITION
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
DISCOVERER OF THE ADMEME INQUISITIONKarmac wrote: Griffon I love that your forum signature consists of absolutely retarded low RP comments you've made, it just helps me know that you are in fact the big gay
NOBODY SUSPECTS THE ADMEME INQUISITION
superjo98 wrote: Hey griffon you should put this in your signature since you're so robust and communism is great that way I feel special.
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Re: USCM Dossier - David 'Pookie' Clark
Billy Boi's been there for a while, I ought to change it up sometime.ThatKazakhDude wrote: ↑28 May 2018, 20:53Bill Paxton on your avatar automatically grants you passage to heaven
The MAN, The MYTH, The LEGEND, https://youtu.be/1kXU14hkuSI.
That one old man that USED to run around as Engineer building retarded table forts and developing relationships on a questionable level with sentry turrets. Now I run around as someone equally stupid, doing equally stupid shit as a Medic. Oh and Pookie, that's also me.
http://prntscr.com/grdigl I totally succeeded in that btw, it was a badass kick-flip.
That one old man that USED to run around as Engineer building retarded table forts and developing relationships on a questionable level with sentry turrets. Now I run around as someone equally stupid, doing equally stupid shit as a Medic. Oh and Pookie, that's also me.
http://prntscr.com/grdigl I totally succeeded in that btw, it was a badass kick-flip.
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Re: USCM Dossier - David 'Pookie' Clark
I think you were a survivor once, and built a retarded tablefort in hanger and we MPs aka me had to pull you out of it
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
NOBODY SUSPECTS THE ADMEME INQUISITION
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
DISCOVERER OF THE ADMEME INQUISITIONKarmac wrote: Griffon I love that your forum signature consists of absolutely retarded low RP comments you've made, it just helps me know that you are in fact the big gay
NOBODY SUSPECTS THE ADMEME INQUISITION
superjo98 wrote: Hey griffon you should put this in your signature since you're so robust and communism is great that way I feel special.
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Re: USCM Dossier - David 'Pookie' Clark
Sounds vaguely familiar to the last time I was a survivor? That was a long while ago though so you might be thinking of someone else.Royal Griffon wrote: ↑29 May 2018, 21:56I think you were a survivor once, and built a retarded tablefort in hanger and we MPs aka me had to pull you out of it
The MAN, The MYTH, The LEGEND, https://youtu.be/1kXU14hkuSI.
That one old man that USED to run around as Engineer building retarded table forts and developing relationships on a questionable level with sentry turrets. Now I run around as someone equally stupid, doing equally stupid shit as a Medic. Oh and Pookie, that's also me.
http://prntscr.com/grdigl I totally succeeded in that btw, it was a badass kick-flip.
That one old man that USED to run around as Engineer building retarded table forts and developing relationships on a questionable level with sentry turrets. Now I run around as someone equally stupid, doing equally stupid shit as a Medic. Oh and Pookie, that's also me.
http://prntscr.com/grdigl I totally succeeded in that btw, it was a badass kick-flip.
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Re: USCM Dossier - David 'Pookie' Clark
it was a while ago, and you were a survivor, I got arrested for dragging you out lol you had HUD glasses and the CMP was a baby about itDirty Old Harry wrote: ↑30 May 2018, 12:28Sounds vaguely familiar to the last time I was a survivor? That was a long while ago though so you might be thinking of someone else.
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
NOBODY SUSPECTS THE ADMEME INQUISITION
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
DISCOVERER OF THE ADMEME INQUISITIONKarmac wrote: Griffon I love that your forum signature consists of absolutely retarded low RP comments you've made, it just helps me know that you are in fact the big gay
NOBODY SUSPECTS THE ADMEME INQUISITION
superjo98 wrote: Hey griffon you should put this in your signature since you're so robust and communism is great that way I feel special.