USS Almayer - Osalaa Wooki - Riflemen
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USS Almayer - Osalaa Wooki - Riflemen
Full name: Osalaa Wooki
Nickname(s): Wooks, Wooki, Santa, Old man and Gramps
Service Number: 14673925
Age: 43
Birth Place: Johannesburg, South Africa.
Birth date: 20th of January, 2143
Gender: Male
Active Position:
-Private First Class, Riflemen[Active]
Previous Positions:
-Flamethrower Operator [Inactive]
-LCpl, Squad Smartgunner[Inactive]
-Corporal, Engineer [Inactive]
-Lieutenant, Bridge/Staff Officer [Inactive]
Notable traits:
-Prefers to help others rather then himself, which doesn't always end well.
-Will gamble your money away for potential cigars.
-Doesn't go anywhere without 13 Packets of smokes.
Relations: The corps.
Basic appearance:
A scruffy man of the establishment.
Some story stuff:
(Yuri Záitsev's Helmet Cam Mission)
(James Sunderland, aka Jonathan Sunderland's Helmet Cam Mission Report
Nickname(s): Wooks, Wooki, Santa, Old man and Gramps
Service Number: 14673925
Age: 43
Birth Place: Johannesburg, South Africa.
Birth date: 20th of January, 2143
Gender: Male
Active Position:
-Private First Class, Riflemen[Active]
Previous Positions:
-Flamethrower Operator [Inactive]
-LCpl, Squad Smartgunner[Inactive]
-Corporal, Engineer [Inactive]
-Lieutenant, Bridge/Staff Officer [Inactive]
Notable traits:
-Prefers to help others rather then himself, which doesn't always end well.
-Will gamble your money away for potential cigars.
-Doesn't go anywhere without 13 Packets of smokes.
Relations: The corps.
Basic appearance:
A scruffy man of the establishment.
Some story stuff:
(Yuri Záitsev's Helmet Cam Mission)
(James Sunderland, aka Jonathan Sunderland's Helmet Cam Mission Report
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Hmmmm interesting....I'll do my Dossier after the next guy. In beta.
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Re: Osalaa Wooki
I got bored and updated it.
Shit cm memes:
That guy called Wooki.
Resident Santa.
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That guy called Wooki.
Resident Santa.
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Re: Osalaa Wooki
Brilliant.
Oh by the way-
Oh by the way-
No where*Mr. Penguin wrote: -Taking the time to build wooden shacks in the middle of know where.
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Re: Osalaa Wooki
Please no harm Mr janitor sir, I'm just a poor old man.TheCubscout wrote:Brilliant.
Oh by the way- No where*
But yeah i'll fix it.
Shit cm memes:
That guy called Wooki.
Resident Santa.
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That guy called Wooki.
Resident Santa.
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Re: Osalaa Wooki
85? So Reyes is right calling him an "old man" after all.
Jokes aside- one of the most competent and disciplined marines seen so far.
Jokes aside- one of the most competent and disciplined marines seen so far.
Natalie 'Snow-Cries-a-lot' Reyes
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Re: Osalaa Wooki
Once held me captive in an empty generator room when I was a Weyland Yutani merc.
I guess I wasn't on the nice list.
I guess I wasn't on the nice list.
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Re: Osalaa Wooki
(just realized the first time I read this..I interpreted it differently anywho my response to this would be)SecretStamos (Joshuu) wrote:Once held me captive in an empty generator room when I was a Weyland Yutani merc.
I guess I wasn't on the nice list.
That was a good time Josh until I found out Russian roulette wasn't a thing, which meant I couldn't do some spiced up interrogating.
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Shit cm memes:
That guy called Wooki.
Resident Santa.
(THP)
► Show Spoiler
That guy called Wooki.
Resident Santa.
(THP)
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Re: Osalaa Wooki
Everytime I see this man in-game, I always yell:
"OSALLAAAAA!"
"OSALLAAAAA!"
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Re: Osalaa Wooki
When playing as xenomorph, I cry everytime I'm going to kill you ;_;
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Re: Osalaa Wooki
if i ever hang out with mercenaries, predators or other hunters i get to scream "BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE!" all the time, this pleases me greatly
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Re: Osalaa Wooki
Thank you Jackserious for this eh.. masterpiece.
Shit cm memes:
That guy called Wooki.
Resident Santa.
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That guy called Wooki.
Resident Santa.
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Re: Osalaa Wooki
Osalaa worships the honkmother in secrecy, so A grade guy right here
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Re: Osalaa Wooki
I just realized.
Wooki is black.
Wooki is black.
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Re: Osalaa Wooki
Jack Vextron wrote:Wooks, give me your beard!"
Cohen 'Double-F' Blyant Confirmed Combat Stats:
Intentional marine kills: 0
Friendly-fire kills: 2
Friendly-fire injuries: 9
Total aliens killed: 10
T3s killed: 2
Queens killed: 1
Times infected: Too many to count.
Deaths: See above.
Deaths by friendly-fire: 1
In case you couldn't tell, I'm pretty bad at this.
Last updated: 04/20/2017
Intentional marine kills: 0
Friendly-fire kills: 2
Friendly-fire injuries: 9
Total aliens killed: 10
T3s killed: 2
Queens killed: 1
Times infected: Too many to count.
Deaths: See above.
Deaths by friendly-fire: 1
In case you couldn't tell, I'm pretty bad at this.
Last updated: 04/20/2017
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Re: Osalaa Wooki
Forgot to add it last night but...
Image is from Sas.
Image is from Sas.
Shit cm memes:
That guy called Wooki.
Resident Santa.
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That guy called Wooki.
Resident Santa.
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Re: Osalaa Wooki
That's not right. He has a Santa outfit.
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Re: Osalaa Wooki
Osalaa Wooki commands awesomeness in his presence. +20 Morale bonus to all marines around him.
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Re: Osalaa Wooki
2D total war.. damn.GingerCultLeader wrote:Osalaa Wooki commands awesomeness in his presence. +20 Morale bonus to all marines around him.
Shit cm memes:
That guy called Wooki.
Resident Santa.
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That guy called Wooki.
Resident Santa.
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Re: Osalaa Wooki
Jennifer 'Nun' Rowley asks, "Purple tea, Wooks?"
When the voice from the shadows calls you
When the wind whips past your ears
Will you stand when the weight is upon you
Or will you go to your knees in fear?
When the wind whips past your ears
Will you stand when the weight is upon you
Or will you go to your knees in fear?
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Re: Osalaa Wooki
*Triggered*Jackserious wrote:Jennifer 'Nun' Rowley asks, "Purple tea, Wooks?"
Osalaa Wooki begins to have flashbacks."
Shit cm memes:
That guy called Wooki.
Resident Santa.
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That guy called Wooki.
Resident Santa.
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Re: Osalaa Wooki
Or Is He?XenonDragneel wrote: btw age 85?
That's for you to decide.
Shit cm memes:
That guy called Wooki.
Resident Santa.
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► Show Spoiler
That guy called Wooki.
Resident Santa.
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Re: Osalaa Wooki
This character is fake he is a classified soldier!Mr. Penguin wrote: Or Is He?
That's for you to decide.
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