Alex Crossman

Post your character background information.
User avatar
InterroLouis
Registered user
Posts: 243
Joined: 28 May 2016, 18:18

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by InterroLouis » 04 Nov 2016, 18:00

Biolock wrote:Listen here you lil' shit. Alex Crossman has been here long before Borcuse Girge, and he'll be here long after you leave! Yo girl can't resist the 'Crossman Charm' forever.
You've misunderstood. LiquidRecluse is Borcuse. I'm Harry Cowper, and if Ally thinks Alex Crossman is creepy and he persists he'll get a bat upside the face.

User avatar
Biolock
Donor
Donor
Posts: 919
Joined: 09 Apr 2015, 16:23
Location: Boulder, Colorado
Byond: Biolock

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by Biolock » 04 Nov 2016, 18:09

InterroLouis wrote:You've misunderstood. LiquidRecluse is Borcuse. I'm Harry Cowper, and if Ally thinks Alex Crossman is creepy and he persists he'll get a bat upside the face.
I misunderstand nothing, Ally just calls Crossman "creepy" to help dissuade Borcuse from believing that she prefers him.
I'm stressing way too hard about what to put here, so I'm just gonna leave it blank.... or....

User avatar
InterroLouis
Registered user
Posts: 243
Joined: 28 May 2016, 18:18

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by InterroLouis » 04 Nov 2016, 18:15

I guess I'll have to make a habit of asking an SL for their wooden bat...just in case.

User avatar
apophis775
Host
Host
Posts: 6985
Joined: 22 Aug 2014, 18:05
Location: Ice Colony
Byond: Apophis775
Contact:

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by apophis775 » 04 Nov 2016, 21:41

Biolock wrote:If you incorporate Cheese Tortellini, Crossman would eat nothing but.
That's not a vegetarian MRE.
The Vegetarian have no meat, meat-byproducts or things like that. They are literally called "Vegetarian MRE" and they are horrible.
ImageImage
flamecow wrote: "unga dunga me want the attachment" - average marine

User avatar
LiquidRecluse
Registered user
Posts: 99
Joined: 07 Mar 2016, 12:00
Location: Webslinging around Queens
Byond: LiquidRecluse
Contact:

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by LiquidRecluse » 04 Nov 2016, 21:42

Biolock wrote:Listen here you lil' shit. Alex Crossman has been here long before Borcuse Girge, and he'll be here long after you leave! Yo girl can't resist the 'Crossman Charm' forever.

>Crossman Charm

you can't use creepiness as a charm, Biolock.
Ravager (764) enacts her deepest darkest fantasy on Farsight.
Borcuse ’Farsight’ Girge makes INDESCRIBABLE GIRGLING NOISES BECAUSE HE’S DEAD.
Image
Image
the blonde guy who dies a lot
Image

User avatar
Biolock
Donor
Donor
Posts: 919
Joined: 09 Apr 2015, 16:23
Location: Boulder, Colorado
Byond: Biolock

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by Biolock » 05 Nov 2016, 00:48

apophis775 wrote:That's not a vegetarian MRE.
The Vegetarian have no meat, meat-byproducts or things like that. They are literally called "Vegetarian MRE" and they are horrible.
https://gyazo.com/21856910ca236a02d32b90238825fef6
It's a thing!
I'm stressing way too hard about what to put here, so I'm just gonna leave it blank.... or....

User avatar
Monoo
Registered user
Posts: 736
Joined: 16 Apr 2016, 14:38
Location: Deep in the salt mines
Byond: MonocledGerbil

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by Monoo » 05 Nov 2016, 11:12

Crossman is the hottest trend this week it seems
I play as this guy, proudly being dismembered by extraterrestrials since 2015.
Sometimes I might play other guys, you never know.

“It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” —Ursula K. Le Guin

User avatar
NoahKirchner
Registered user
Posts: 1738
Joined: 02 Aug 2016, 15:58
Location: Sea of Tranquility, Luna
Byond: NoahKirchner
Contact:

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by NoahKirchner » 05 Nov 2016, 15:21

Tfw Biolock went and bought an MRE just to take a picture of it and show us to prove a point on the forum linked to a 2d spess marine game. Hue
► Show Spoiler

User avatar
Casany
Registered user
Posts: 1555
Joined: 06 Jun 2016, 09:18
Location: US of A
Byond: Casany
Steam: Casany

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by Casany » 05 Nov 2016, 15:23

Oh, your the guy who dies first in my fanfic I'm writing!
"He killed me with a SADAR and it was bullshit. We should ban him for ERP because of how VIOLENTLY HE FUCKED ME" - Biolock, Saturday 15 October 2016

"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"

"To quote Suits A cop follows a car long enough, he's gonna find a busted tail light. And even if he doesn't, he's gonna bust it himself." - Awan on being an MP

User avatar
Sadokist
Donor
Donor
Posts: 630
Joined: 01 May 2015, 07:55
Location: Seattle, Washington

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by Sadokist » 05 Nov 2016, 17:56

Alex Crossman is mews :3

User avatar
DeadLantern
Registered user
Posts: 289
Joined: 12 Jun 2016, 21:43

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by DeadLantern » 05 Nov 2016, 18:11

Casany wrote:Oh, your the guy who dies first in my fanfic I'm writing!

everyone dies in fanfic
Here kitty, kitty, kitty. Meow. Here, Jonesy.


- Famous last words of Brett



BILL 'THE SCIENCE GUY' NYE
https://gyazo.com/b01d61873def37f2ddaf3bbae46768b8
https://gyazo.com/8492d6aad124105ce58a64b1af07f8ba
https://gyazo.com/b96aaa77c6fee23d879d8700497b1e87

User avatar
Jakers457
Registered user
Posts: 97
Joined: 14 Dec 2015, 15:46

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by Jakers457 » 05 Nov 2016, 18:47

Takao and Crossman kept meeting eachother as either fresh clones or wounded on one round. That should be noteworthy for some kind of friendship D:
Unadulterated Takao Kamachi war song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_UkowmQs30

User avatar
Casany
Registered user
Posts: 1555
Joined: 06 Jun 2016, 09:18
Location: US of A
Byond: Casany
Steam: Casany

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by Casany » 05 Nov 2016, 20:26

DeadLantern wrote:everyone dies in fanfic
everyone EXCEPT me.
"He killed me with a SADAR and it was bullshit. We should ban him for ERP because of how VIOLENTLY HE FUCKED ME" - Biolock, Saturday 15 October 2016

"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"

"To quote Suits A cop follows a car long enough, he's gonna find a busted tail light. And even if he doesn't, he's gonna bust it himself." - Awan on being an MP

User avatar
Biolock
Donor
Donor
Posts: 919
Joined: 09 Apr 2015, 16:23
Location: Boulder, Colorado
Byond: Biolock

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by Biolock » 05 Nov 2016, 20:42

Casany wrote:Oh, your the guy who dies first in my fanfic I'm writing!
:c
Poor Crossman, all he does is help people, and always ends up getting shafted :C
I'm stressing way too hard about what to put here, so I'm just gonna leave it blank.... or....

User avatar
Biolock
Donor
Donor
Posts: 919
Joined: 09 Apr 2015, 16:23
Location: Boulder, Colorado
Byond: Biolock

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by Biolock » 05 Nov 2016, 20:42

Jakers457 wrote:Takao and Crossman kept meeting eachother as either fresh clones or wounded on one round. That should be noteworthy for some kind of friendship D:
Added!
I'm stressing way too hard about what to put here, so I'm just gonna leave it blank.... or....

User avatar
Casany
Registered user
Posts: 1555
Joined: 06 Jun 2016, 09:18
Location: US of A
Byond: Casany
Steam: Casany

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by Casany » 05 Nov 2016, 21:28

Biolock wrote::c
Poor Crossman, all he does is help people, and always ends up getting shafted :C
You save Jays life, but then you both die in an ambush since Jay has a broken leg and Sal is a suicidal maniac
"He killed me with a SADAR and it was bullshit. We should ban him for ERP because of how VIOLENTLY HE FUCKED ME" - Biolock, Saturday 15 October 2016

"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"

"To quote Suits A cop follows a car long enough, he's gonna find a busted tail light. And even if he doesn't, he's gonna bust it himself." - Awan on being an MP

User avatar
Biolock
Donor
Donor
Posts: 919
Joined: 09 Apr 2015, 16:23
Location: Boulder, Colorado
Byond: Biolock

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by Biolock » 05 Nov 2016, 21:50

Casany wrote:You save Jays life, but then you both die in an ambush since Jay has a broken leg and Sal is a suicidal maniac
Where can I read this??
I'm stressing way too hard about what to put here, so I'm just gonna leave it blank.... or....

User avatar
Casany
Registered user
Posts: 1555
Joined: 06 Jun 2016, 09:18
Location: US of A
Byond: Casany
Steam: Casany

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by Casany » 05 Nov 2016, 21:53

Biolock wrote:Where can I read this??
I have it saved somewhere in my docs... Its unfinished but the first few chapters are there
"He killed me with a SADAR and it was bullshit. We should ban him for ERP because of how VIOLENTLY HE FUCKED ME" - Biolock, Saturday 15 October 2016

"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"

"To quote Suits A cop follows a car long enough, he's gonna find a busted tail light. And even if he doesn't, he's gonna bust it himself." - Awan on being an MP

User avatar
Biolock
Donor
Donor
Posts: 919
Joined: 09 Apr 2015, 16:23
Location: Boulder, Colorado
Byond: Biolock

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by Biolock » 05 Nov 2016, 22:01

Casany wrote:I have it saved somewhere in my docs... Its unfinished but the first few chapters are there
You should post it chapter by chapter. Crossman had better make an epic return in chapter 8 too. Flashbacks, spirit, visions, I don't care! Figure it out!!! ;_;
I'm stressing way too hard about what to put here, so I'm just gonna leave it blank.... or....

User avatar
Sadokist
Donor
Donor
Posts: 630
Joined: 01 May 2015, 07:55
Location: Seattle, Washington

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by Sadokist » 05 Nov 2016, 22:16

Why am I just on "good terms" ;-; i've been playin' with you since the Nos days

User avatar
Casany
Registered user
Posts: 1555
Joined: 06 Jun 2016, 09:18
Location: US of A
Byond: Casany
Steam: Casany

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by Casany » 05 Nov 2016, 22:32

Biolock wrote:You should post it chapter by chapter. Crossman had better make an epic return in chapter 8 too. Flashbacks, spirit, visions, I don't care! Figure it out!!! ;_;
it isn't gud though. I aint that great at writing
"He killed me with a SADAR and it was bullshit. We should ban him for ERP because of how VIOLENTLY HE FUCKED ME" - Biolock, Saturday 15 October 2016

"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"

"To quote Suits A cop follows a car long enough, he's gonna find a busted tail light. And even if he doesn't, he's gonna bust it himself." - Awan on being an MP

User avatar
Casany
Registered user
Posts: 1555
Joined: 06 Jun 2016, 09:18
Location: US of A
Byond: Casany
Steam: Casany

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by Casany » 05 Nov 2016, 22:32

But I will for ALEX!
"He killed me with a SADAR and it was bullshit. We should ban him for ERP because of how VIOLENTLY HE FUCKED ME" - Biolock, Saturday 15 October 2016

"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"

"To quote Suits A cop follows a car long enough, he's gonna find a busted tail light. And even if he doesn't, he's gonna bust it himself." - Awan on being an MP

User avatar
Biolock
Donor
Donor
Posts: 919
Joined: 09 Apr 2015, 16:23
Location: Boulder, Colorado
Byond: Biolock

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by Biolock » 06 Nov 2016, 10:20

Sadokist wrote:Why am I just on "good terms" ;-; i've been playin' with you since the Nos days

Tanya has some of the most in depth explaination of her character relationship, but I've modified it. It was mostly because I'm basing it off of recent relationship; which Crossman hasn't talked to her in a long time.
I'm stressing way too hard about what to put here, so I'm just gonna leave it blank.... or....

User avatar
Biolock
Donor
Donor
Posts: 919
Joined: 09 Apr 2015, 16:23
Location: Boulder, Colorado
Byond: Biolock

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by Biolock » 06 Nov 2016, 10:21

Casany wrote:But I will for ALEX!
Good! He wants to read it!
I'm stressing way too hard about what to put here, so I'm just gonna leave it blank.... or....

User avatar
Casany
Registered user
Posts: 1555
Joined: 06 Jun 2016, 09:18
Location: US of A
Byond: Casany
Steam: Casany

Re: Alex Crossman

Post by Casany » 06 Nov 2016, 19:43

Biolock wrote:Good! He wants to read it!
IT WAS A JOKE, Ill be made fun of!
"He killed me with a SADAR and it was bullshit. We should ban him for ERP because of how VIOLENTLY HE FUCKED ME" - Biolock, Saturday 15 October 2016

"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"

"To quote Suits A cop follows a car long enough, he's gonna find a busted tail light. And even if he doesn't, he's gonna bust it himself." - Awan on being an MP

Post Reply