Weyland-Yutani Employment Logs WARNING - PASSCODE REQUIRED Passcode: 4912#9342 ... ... ... Access Granted - Warning - Access Restricted - Reason - Current Employment Remember - Weyland Yutani - Building Better Worlds Name - Charlie Harding ( Corporate Liaison ) Date of Employment - RESTRICTED Age - 23 Employment data - Employment Audio Log #1 - [spoil]The following is an interview, recorded by ##### Interviewer - So...Mr Harding, is it? Harding - HAH! Yeah. That's me. Interviewer - Right. As you know, you have been selected to be interviewed, this is the first of many steps required to join. First question. Why do you wish to work for Weyland-Yutani Harding - Good question. Simple answer. You have money, I need money. You have jobs, I need a job. Very simple. Interviewer - Uh-huh. Do you think of yourself as a professional pers- Harding - Nope. Next question. Interviewer - Uhh. Sure. Mr. Harding would you- Harding - Fuck off? Nah mate. I am getting this job. Interviewer - No. Mr. Harding. Please wait while I submit your interview log Harding - Huh? That's it? Interviewer- No. That's just all we need to know. Harding - Uhh. Sure. Interviewer- Heh... AUDIO LOG ENDED[/spoil] Liaison Harding was nearly denied on the spot. However the employment process was continued, much to the dismay of the interviewer. Employer Audio Log #204921 - [spoil]Agent ##### - You can't employ him sir! He's incompetent, rude and unprofessional. [REDACTED] - Of course. But that's just the kind of man we need for the job Agent ##### - What?! How in the hell is he suitable for the Liaison position? [REDACTED] - Why, he's confident, aggressive and manipulative Agent ##### - How is that a good thing? [REDACTED] - #####, I'm sure you noticed. But if it weren't for your training, he would've turned the interview right around, would he have not? Agent ##### - That is true sir. Though I fail to see how him being aggressive helps. [REDACTED] - With our training, he will be a useful asset to the company. Agent #### - But- [REDACTED] - You should know by now. I'd like you to know this outburst has been noted, Agent #####. You are dismissed Agent ##### - Apologies sir. Thank you.[/spoil] - LOGS TO BE UPDATED -((I'll update this when I'm not being lazy. I did this out of bordem. Thanks for reading!))
Weyland-Yutani Employment Logs - #14028
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Weyland-Yutani Employment Logs - #14028
Graham Maclagan [Charlie (Spc)] says, "THERE'S A DRONE AND A TON OF INFECTED LEFT."
Graham Maclagan [Charlie (Spc)] says, "IT AIN'T OGRE"
Graham Maclagan [Charlie (Spc)] says, "NOT YET."
Charlie Harding [Charlie (CL)] says, "It's never ogre."
Thy hero potato hath returned
Hivemind, Mature Larva (47) hisses, '"Hunter 47"'
Hivemind, Young Drone (420) hisses, 'Agent 47 GOOOO'
Hivemind, Young Drone (420) hisses, 'OH M GOD'
Hivemind, Young Drone (420) hisses, 'NOW I'M 420'
Kain Powers [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Im doing an infected marine"
LT Holden Ward [MedSci (BO)] says, "Please do not have sexual intercourse with infected marines"
Hivemind, Young Runner (911) hisses, 'And what a fitting number!'
Graham Maclagan [Charlie (Spc)] says, "IT AIN'T OGRE"
Graham Maclagan [Charlie (Spc)] says, "NOT YET."
Charlie Harding [Charlie (CL)] says, "It's never ogre."
Thy hero potato hath returned
Hivemind, Mature Larva (47) hisses, '"Hunter 47"'
Hivemind, Young Drone (420) hisses, 'Agent 47 GOOOO'
Hivemind, Young Drone (420) hisses, 'OH M GOD'
Hivemind, Young Drone (420) hisses, 'NOW I'M 420'
Kain Powers [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Im doing an infected marine"
LT Holden Ward [MedSci (BO)] says, "Please do not have sexual intercourse with infected marines"
Hivemind, Young Runner (911) hisses, 'And what a fitting number!'
- Bill Chompski
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Re: Weyland-Yutani Employment Logs - #14028
cool dough
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Corporal Louie 'Irish' Staggs: Everyday Marine with 3 jobs, family of 50, cigarette in his mouth, bottle of whiskey in his left hand, .44 in his right, and faith in God in his heart
Private Vincent 'FNG' Kowalski: Naive rookie Medic/Doctor fresh out of Med School, with a hesitancy towards killing
First Private Matano 'Grease' Ennosuke: Engineer on both the ground and the ship, probably fixing the Rasputin while cursing the men who messed it up. Prone to losing his glasses
"Uh, this switch changes the fire rate, right? Or is it the safety?" -Private Kowalski
"May the Lord bless this meal of pork and whiskey, and may it bring me strentgh on the battefield. Amen." -Corporal Staggs
"Listen, next time you drop, try not to use the missiles near the dropship, a'ight?" -First Private Ennosuke
Private Vincent 'FNG' Kowalski: Naive rookie Medic/Doctor fresh out of Med School, with a hesitancy towards killing
First Private Matano 'Grease' Ennosuke: Engineer on both the ground and the ship, probably fixing the Rasputin while cursing the men who messed it up. Prone to losing his glasses
"Uh, this switch changes the fire rate, right? Or is it the safety?" -Private Kowalski
"May the Lord bless this meal of pork and whiskey, and may it bring me strentgh on the battefield. Amen." -Corporal Staggs
"Listen, next time you drop, try not to use the missiles near the dropship, a'ight?" -First Private Ennosuke