USCM Dossier-Harry Cowper

[InterroLouis]

The middle of BumbleFuck Nowhere, Mars. A small barber's shop is nestled amidst various stores and stands. A neon sign hangs in front, titling the shop as The Bald Spot. Venture within and you will find nothing out of the ordinary. If you were to perform an extremely specific series of actions that will not be detailed herein, however, you would gain entry to an entirely different section of the shop. This "basement", as one might call it, is a cross between a storehouse and a mancave. There are such things with as: a large flatscreen television mounted to the wall, a fully stocked bar, and a huge stockpile of munitions and armor. On a desk in the corner is a computer, password locked. If you were to enter the correct password, then you would be able to access a series of files. In the back of the room, not very well lit, is an airlock leading to a tunnel. At the end of the tunnel is a hangar, hidden from casual view by a shitload of trees and stuff. Inside the hangar is a small spacefaring vessel, painted pitch black and very obviously armed. Painted on the side of the ship is the name, "The Razor's Edge".

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Full Name: Harry Cowper

Nicknames: Baldie.

Age: 23

Birthdate: February 2127

Gender: MaleFemaleMaleFemale?????????

Position: Specialist, Engineer, Standard.

Notable Traits: He's bald. Has a tendency to be overprotective towards his friends, and his twin sister Alyssa. Loves high explosives.

History: Harry joined the USCM at the age of 19 after one too many years of being cooped up due to his allergies relating to the environment of Mars. He was forced to stay indoors by his parents, unable to attend social functions such as booze parties and booze parties and okay he missed out on booze. His parents hired tutors to come around and teach him, because they didn't want him going outside too much. This is a fancy term for "He had no friends". When he did go outdoors it was necessary that he wear a gas mask to be able to breathe properly, as the particulates in the Mars air would get all up in his lungs and kill him from not breathing. All this time indoors has led to him having a much paler complexion than his twin sister Alyssa, which could somewhat explain why they didn't realize how similar their faces looked when they met. Joining the USCM was his chance to leave Mars, and see the galaxy. Harry took to the handling of weapons like a fish to water, especially heavy weapons such as the M83 Sadar Rocket Launcher. While going through basic training, Harry was approached by a drill instructor and told "You can't run for shit. Go join the nerds in engineer class."
Relations:
Alyssa 'Ally' Cowper: They met on a deployment after Harry was transferred to the USS Sulaco, and wondered why they had the same last name. A few private investigators and some blood samples later, they had their truth. Alyssa is Harry's twin, separated at birth by an uprising held by disgruntled employees of Weyland-Yutani.
Alisa Reiss: This medic, a good friend of Harry's sister Alyssa, can all too often be seen stabilizing Harry after a vigorous bout of "being shot by the guy standing behind him". She has seen more of his blood than any other medic so far.
Borcuse 'Farsight' Girge: This is the man dating Harry's twin sister. Gonna break his legsHe initially was mildly hostile upon meeting Borcuse, but has since warmed up to him and trusts him to keep Ally safe.

Alex Crossman: A medic. Gonna break his legs if he keeps creeping on Ally. This man seems to think he has a chance of beating Borcuse in the chase for Ally's affections. He is wrong.
Rana 'Coyote' Kufahl: A trusted teammate, Rana is quite often found utilizing the M42A Scoped Rifle. Harry is always quick to volunteer to watch her ass back. Lately has been utilizing the M83 Sadar Rocket launcher instead of the M42A, and can be seen alongside Harry shouting "BOOB TOOB DREEM TEEM!"
Winter Silverson: A researcher assigned to the USS Sulaco, Harry has grown quite fond of Winter and her blue hair. Recently seen to have been invited to dinner by Harry, an invitation which was accepted. Date results not yet obtained.
Xur 'Ghost' Dergens: Harry is occasionally assigned to Xur's squad, and it has been noted that it slightly cheers Xur up to see Harry as an engineer in his squad. However, when Harry is not in Xur's squad, or is not an engineer, Xur can quite often be seen harassing Harry about the lack of hair on the top of his head.

Likes: Alcohol. Alcohol. Explosions. Winter.

Dislikes: Being shot in the back. Being shot in the front. Being shot. Alex Crossman.

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File: The Incident on LV-931Shore Leave
USCM High Command had been alerted to the presence of a small bandit camp on the unpopulated moon of the planet designated as LV-931. They did not act on this information, however, and the result was a Weyland-Yutani transport ship being boarded and robbed by the bandits, who unbeknownst to the USCM had gotten their hands on a highly modified Light Frigate. Upon learning of the loss of the ship's cargo, WY sent several scathing messages to the USCM, and deployed the USCSS Royce. Upon reaching the bandit camp, however, they found a somewhat disturbing sight. Not because all of the bandits were dead, which they were, but because the cargo as well as the ship the bandits had been using were both gone. Upon reviewing the security footage from the cameras they had still not learned much about what happened. All each camera spotted was a pair of glowing red dots before they were destroyed by small arms fire. The bandits had been killed by 10x24mm caseless rounds from an M41A Pulse Rifle. WY brought in a team of forensic scientists to examine the camp, but were unable to find any evidence pointing to the identity of the bandits' killer. Not even a single hair follicle had been left behind.

I'll add more whenever I get around to it.

[completelynewguy]

Ayy, you got a dossier.

[Eenkogneeto]

-1 left out most important relationship

[Biolock]

-1 for weak relationship status.

[InterroLouis]

I'll add more whenever I get around to it.

[Biolock]

No, I mean because of what you wrote about Crossman.

[Winter]

Yay! And poor Crossman? Maybe.

[Monoo]

This fuckin' guy right here. This guy.

[Eonoc]

Not even on the list, eh Harry? No, no, it's cool, I get it.

[DeadLantern]

where is the me

you seem to be lacking me

[Eenkogneeto]

update when? you said you were going to add me so I would stop SADARing you in the face

[Aeleto]

Hanford is not there, 10/10 won't contraband tacticool shotguns again.

[Karmac]

Likes: Alcohol. Alcohol. Explosions. Winter.

But where is the ASSBLAST?

[Focks]

Boob toob dreem teem!

[McRipfist]

Surprised I didn't notice this earlier. I like it.

[Surrealistik]

-1 for ASSBLAST U-S-A not being among likes.

[Nightwolf901]

W-Wheres Pinko?

[Skycave1]

No Twitchy Twitch?

[TheMusician321]

Needs more wafflecones