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FULL NAME: Barnabus Cornelius Remington Jones
BIRTHDATE: [18/JULY/2110]
HEIGHT:6'6" (198cm)
WEIGHT:225lb (102kg)
EYE COLOR: Blue
HAIR COLOR: Auburn
RACE: Terran, Caucasian, American, Texas-born.
IDENTIFYING FEATURES: Large laceration scars numerous places on torso and limbs. Large-caliber gunshot scars [4] across torso. Tattoo of a stylized Colonial Marshal's badge on left pectoral. Tattoo of a pair of dice on neck. Tattoo of crossed revolvers backed with the USCM emblem on right arm.
BACKGROUND: Born in Houston, Texas to Dmitri Jones (CMB CURRENT INMATE ID#99875324) and Josephine Underwood-Jones. Father was permanently incarcerated in early youth on numerous crimes including: murder, arson, grand larceny, child molestation, etc. [CONTACT CMB REPRESENTATIVE FOR FULL RAP SHEET IF NEEDED]. Went through public school system with average-to-high grades. Forewent college to join the Colonial Marshal Bureau at 18.
Graduated academy second in class, and served with the CMB for eight years (SEE EMPLOYMENT RECORDS FOR FURTHER DETAILS), before retiring and joining the USCM at the age of 27. Performed above-average in training due to prior experience, and was directed towards specialist training, as well as basic Officer training. Passed specialist training. Did not pass Officer school.
Was stationed aboard the USS Tyrargo for three years, participating in numerous major operations, such as Operation Mamba (OPERATION ID C-6782: breach and clear of pirate space station. Friendly casualties: 14. Enemy casualties: 82), Operation Trebuchet, (OPERATION ID C-8738: suppression of insurgent population on planet LV-221, New Harmony. Friendly casualties: 22. Enemy casualties: 125.), and Operation Blackhand (OPERATION ID C-____: _____ _____ ____________ ___ ________ ____ ___ _____. Friendly casualties: __. Enemy casualties: __.) Was transferred to the USS Sulaco after service on the Tyrargo. Is currently serving on the Sulaco.
Likes, in descending order: his family, his friends, his coat, revolvers and shotguns, iced tea, Davenport Rye, cigars, most people.
Hates, in descending order: COMMIES, REDS, RUSKIES, IRON BEARS, SLAVS, SOVIETS, BOLSHEVIKS, (*takes a calming breath*) crime in general, AP ammo, anyone giving him a nickname.
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BIRTHDATE: [18/JULY/2110]
HEIGHT:6'6" (198cm)
WEIGHT:225lb (102kg)
EYE COLOR: Blue
HAIR COLOR: Auburn
RACE: Terran, Caucasian, American, Texas-born.
IDENTIFYING FEATURES: Large laceration scars numerous places on torso and limbs. Large-caliber gunshot scars [4] across torso. Tattoo of a stylized Colonial Marshal's badge on left pectoral. Tattoo of a pair of dice on neck. Tattoo of crossed revolvers backed with the USCM emblem on right arm.
BACKGROUND: Born in Houston, Texas to Dmitri Jones (CMB CURRENT INMATE ID#99875324) and Josephine Underwood-Jones. Father was permanently incarcerated in early youth on numerous crimes including: murder, arson, grand larceny, child molestation, etc. [CONTACT CMB REPRESENTATIVE FOR FULL RAP SHEET IF NEEDED]. Went through public school system with average-to-high grades. Forewent college to join the Colonial Marshal Bureau at 18.
Graduated academy second in class, and served with the CMB for eight years (SEE EMPLOYMENT RECORDS FOR FURTHER DETAILS), before retiring and joining the USCM at the age of 27. Performed above-average in training due to prior experience, and was directed towards specialist training, as well as basic Officer training. Passed specialist training. Did not pass Officer school.
Was stationed aboard the USS Tyrargo for three years, participating in numerous major operations, such as Operation Mamba (OPERATION ID C-6782: breach and clear of pirate space station. Friendly casualties: 14. Enemy casualties: 82), Operation Trebuchet, (OPERATION ID C-8738: suppression of insurgent population on planet LV-221, New Harmony. Friendly casualties: 22. Enemy casualties: 125.), and Operation Blackhand (OPERATION ID C-____: _____ _____ ____________ ___ ________ ____ ___ _____. Friendly casualties: __. Enemy casualties: __.) Was transferred to the USS Sulaco after service on the Tyrargo. Is currently serving on the Sulaco.
Likes, in descending order: his family, his friends, his coat, revolvers and shotguns, iced tea, Davenport Rye, cigars, most people.
Hates, in descending order: COMMIES, REDS, RUSKIES, IRON BEARS, SLAVS, SOVIETS, BOLSHEVIKS, (*takes a calming breath*) crime in general, AP ammo, anyone giving him a nickname.
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Friends:
Borcuse 'Farsight' Girge: "Amazin' guy, all in all. Like a kid brother. Pulled his ass outta the fire more than a few times, and him, me. Also, th' damn cyclops always kept comin' t' me fer datin' advice. Glad he's found someone."
Harry Cowper: "This SOB's my favorite baldie. We've had each other's back more times than I can count. One of my best friends."
Mark Hanford: "Annoyin' fucker with that 'Barney th' Dinosaur' shit, and hintin' that he wanted t' hit on my daughter, but eh. It's all in good fun, and he's a pretty good guy, otherwise."
John 'Spartan' Murry: "One tough sonuvagun. Served with him since the old days. I'll trust him anytime. I'm also pretty sure we've promised each other beers several times over, now, and neither of us have collected."
Graham Maclagan: "Grumpy bastard, but definitely knows his shit. Same as all th' others, I've saved his ass, he's saved mine. Though, he's saved me more than I, him."
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez: Upon hearing this name, Barnabus simply screamed, and hugged the interviewing officer. He refused to explain why.
Jools Kirby: "Have fought alongside him quite a few times. Couldn't ask for a better comrade. Don't know him too great PERSONALLY, though. Gotta change that."
Degei Khan: "This guy eats fear, and shits out hatefury. A real hardass, and a real badass. Lord knows, I hope we'really friends because I would HATE to be enemies."
Xur 'Ghost' Dergens: "Robust fucker. Bit of an ass, sometimes, but 's still a good guy, all in all. One of th' veterans I've served with for a long while. Don't think I've got on his bad side, have I? Whatever, I call him friend, and that's that."
Casca 'Legs' Orivana: "Same as Xur. Bit of a grouch, sometimes, but a nice lady, at heart...maybe? Anyway, I consider her a friend, and hope she considers me th' same."
Jim 'Twitch' Sanders: "Jimbo! Jimbulaya! Jimberino! Jimballerina! Jimjam! Jimmy! Jim-boy! Jimjamboree!" Barnabus continued listing other, increasingly convoluted nicknames for several minutes.
Domnall Barclay: "I can sometimes barely understand th' fucker, but I love that filthy Scotsman. Like a goddamn brother. I've missed him. Chop."
Saul Freytia: "Everyone seems t' hate th' guy, but he's been good t' me, all in all. I definitely consider him a friend. Adversus et Admorsus, compadre."
Rana 'Coyote' Kufahl: "Ha! Ah, yeah. Good ol' Rana. Had some pretty great times with her and Barclay. Haven't seen 'er in aaaages, though. Still, she's been a damn good friend t' me."
Mike Hernandez: "Fellow Texan. Fellow lover of revolvers and shotguns. Great guy whose fought shoulder t' shoulder with me since a long time."
Dino 'T-Rex' Cades: "Th' only one of th' Cades clan I'm properly friends with. A trustworthy fella whose had my back quite a few times, even back since that ol' station op. Good kid."
Maria 'Corkscrew' Korchnoi: "Polite, friendly, competent, has saved my ass a coupla times, and me her. Lovely gal, all in all. Worked with her a coupla other places as well. Happy t' be friends."
Noah Kerchner: "Literally pulled his ass outta a ragin' plasma inferno in hard vacuum after his lungs ruptured and got him to a doctor. Nice kid. I'll make 'im buy me a drink sometime."
Lockie Hughes: "Ditto t' above, with the plasma inferno. Also, has fixed my ass up quite a few times, and has generally far and away proved themselves in my eyes."
Tyler 'Thrift/Thanatos' Borealis: "Dunno if th' bugger remembers me, but I sure remember him. Used t' gripe t' each other about th' shittiness of th' others marines. Good fella. Steer clear of him if he's mad and armed with somethin' sharp."
Dolores Waits: "Where'dja come from, wheredja go, wheredja come from Dolly Waits...-o... What? Don' look at me like that. Anyway, funny gal. Real nice, and kooky. Dunno where she's gone, but she's missed."
Melissa Wright: "MEEEEEELLLLLSS. I ain't seen her in forever, and damn do I miss 'er. A real nice gal. Funny, too."
Bill Carson: "A coward and a liar, and Lord forbid I ever work under him, but he makes me laugh with his bullshit, and I certainly wouldn't turn my back on 'im. I THINK he's a good guy at heart, and thus far I haven't been proved wrong. Let's hope that don't change."
Darius Ico, Sergio Stone, Lucius Pinks, August Walker, Leo Backburn, Isaac Miller, Persh Aggley, Alyssa Cowper, Artyrial Loudain, Suro Ruro, Osalaa Wookie: "All folks that I don't know TERRIBLY well, but that I've been servin' with fer a long time. They seem t' know me, and I'd be proud to consider all these veterans friends, if they'll have me."
Alex Crossman: "A jaded veteran, like th' folks I just mentioned, but not one I know terribly well, either. Unlike th' rest, we're at least SOLID acquaintances, as opposed t' just acquaintances. He patched me up a few times, and I shot some shit that threatened him. Good stuff."
Winter Silverson: "Only really know her as a friend of Harry's, but as th' saying goes, any friend of his is a friend of mine. Definitely helps that she is a mighty nice, friendly gal as well."
Ivan Petrov: "Just met the guy, but seems pretty on the level, all 'n all. Even if he's a dirty Ruskie, probably."
Kazimov Karamov: "Ditto to above. Not entirely sure I can trust 'em, but I like his style. Heh. Also, he says he's not a Slav, but just look at that name. Y' should look int' him. Make sure he's not a Commie spy."
Nyxia 'Blade-Dancer' Cals: "Survived that crazy red planet with th' fucked up atmosphere t'gether. Gal is a bit eccentric, but I like her. Pinko's a good 'un."
Ezra 'Viking' Hegarty: "A bit weird, our relationship. On one hand, I've fought shoulder t' shoulder with 'im. On the other, he's incited two separate mutinies against me in th' times I've been mistakenly made Commander. But hey, what's a little attempted murder-by-proxy between friends?"
Kaytie 'Fox' Latesi: "Real nice gal. Mighty polite an' helpful, which counts fer miles in my book. Keep tellin' her I'll give 'er pointers, but I keep fergettin'. Sorry, doll."
Samantha 'Patches' Clark: 'A might fine friend and teammate, she's stitched my ass up more times then I can count. I owe ya one, hun.'
Adan 'Digger' Howard: At the mention of this name, Barnabus just started laughing until tears came to his eyes, and then whispered 'You came to the wrong rodeo, cowboy...'
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Enemies:
N/A.
"I don't dislike anyone enough t' consider 'em an enemy. Some folks have pissed me th' hell off, sure, but I let bygones be bygones. Don't really hold grudges enough t' make an enemy outta anyone."
Borcuse 'Farsight' Girge: "Amazin' guy, all in all. Like a kid brother. Pulled his ass outta the fire more than a few times, and him, me. Also, th' damn cyclops always kept comin' t' me fer datin' advice. Glad he's found someone."
Harry Cowper: "This SOB's my favorite baldie. We've had each other's back more times than I can count. One of my best friends."
Mark Hanford: "Annoyin' fucker with that 'Barney th' Dinosaur' shit, and hintin' that he wanted t' hit on my daughter, but eh. It's all in good fun, and he's a pretty good guy, otherwise."
John 'Spartan' Murry: "One tough sonuvagun. Served with him since the old days. I'll trust him anytime. I'm also pretty sure we've promised each other beers several times over, now, and neither of us have collected."
Graham Maclagan: "Grumpy bastard, but definitely knows his shit. Same as all th' others, I've saved his ass, he's saved mine. Though, he's saved me more than I, him."
Tanya 'Aegis' Hernandez: Upon hearing this name, Barnabus simply screamed, and hugged the interviewing officer. He refused to explain why.
Jools Kirby: "Have fought alongside him quite a few times. Couldn't ask for a better comrade. Don't know him too great PERSONALLY, though. Gotta change that."
Degei Khan: "This guy eats fear, and shits out hatefury. A real hardass, and a real badass. Lord knows, I hope we'really friends because I would HATE to be enemies."
Xur 'Ghost' Dergens: "Robust fucker. Bit of an ass, sometimes, but 's still a good guy, all in all. One of th' veterans I've served with for a long while. Don't think I've got on his bad side, have I? Whatever, I call him friend, and that's that."
Casca 'Legs' Orivana: "Same as Xur. Bit of a grouch, sometimes, but a nice lady, at heart...maybe? Anyway, I consider her a friend, and hope she considers me th' same."
Jim 'Twitch' Sanders: "Jimbo! Jimbulaya! Jimberino! Jimballerina! Jimjam! Jimmy! Jim-boy! Jimjamboree!" Barnabus continued listing other, increasingly convoluted nicknames for several minutes.
Domnall Barclay: "I can sometimes barely understand th' fucker, but I love that filthy Scotsman. Like a goddamn brother. I've missed him. Chop."
Saul Freytia: "Everyone seems t' hate th' guy, but he's been good t' me, all in all. I definitely consider him a friend. Adversus et Admorsus, compadre."
Rana 'Coyote' Kufahl: "Ha! Ah, yeah. Good ol' Rana. Had some pretty great times with her and Barclay. Haven't seen 'er in aaaages, though. Still, she's been a damn good friend t' me."
Mike Hernandez: "Fellow Texan. Fellow lover of revolvers and shotguns. Great guy whose fought shoulder t' shoulder with me since a long time."
Dino 'T-Rex' Cades: "Th' only one of th' Cades clan I'm properly friends with. A trustworthy fella whose had my back quite a few times, even back since that ol' station op. Good kid."
Maria 'Corkscrew' Korchnoi: "Polite, friendly, competent, has saved my ass a coupla times, and me her. Lovely gal, all in all. Worked with her a coupla other places as well. Happy t' be friends."
Noah Kerchner: "Literally pulled his ass outta a ragin' plasma inferno in hard vacuum after his lungs ruptured and got him to a doctor. Nice kid. I'll make 'im buy me a drink sometime."
Lockie Hughes: "Ditto t' above, with the plasma inferno. Also, has fixed my ass up quite a few times, and has generally far and away proved themselves in my eyes."
Tyler 'Thrift/Thanatos' Borealis: "Dunno if th' bugger remembers me, but I sure remember him. Used t' gripe t' each other about th' shittiness of th' others marines. Good fella. Steer clear of him if he's mad and armed with somethin' sharp."
Dolores Waits: "Where'dja come from, wheredja go, wheredja come from Dolly Waits...-o... What? Don' look at me like that. Anyway, funny gal. Real nice, and kooky. Dunno where she's gone, but she's missed."
Melissa Wright: "MEEEEEELLLLLSS. I ain't seen her in forever, and damn do I miss 'er. A real nice gal. Funny, too."
Bill Carson: "A coward and a liar, and Lord forbid I ever work under him, but he makes me laugh with his bullshit, and I certainly wouldn't turn my back on 'im. I THINK he's a good guy at heart, and thus far I haven't been proved wrong. Let's hope that don't change."
Darius Ico, Sergio Stone, Lucius Pinks, August Walker, Leo Backburn, Isaac Miller, Persh Aggley, Alyssa Cowper, Artyrial Loudain, Suro Ruro, Osalaa Wookie: "All folks that I don't know TERRIBLY well, but that I've been servin' with fer a long time. They seem t' know me, and I'd be proud to consider all these veterans friends, if they'll have me."
Alex Crossman: "A jaded veteran, like th' folks I just mentioned, but not one I know terribly well, either. Unlike th' rest, we're at least SOLID acquaintances, as opposed t' just acquaintances. He patched me up a few times, and I shot some shit that threatened him. Good stuff."
Winter Silverson: "Only really know her as a friend of Harry's, but as th' saying goes, any friend of his is a friend of mine. Definitely helps that she is a mighty nice, friendly gal as well."
Ivan Petrov: "Just met the guy, but seems pretty on the level, all 'n all. Even if he's a dirty Ruskie, probably."
Kazimov Karamov: "Ditto to above. Not entirely sure I can trust 'em, but I like his style. Heh. Also, he says he's not a Slav, but just look at that name. Y' should look int' him. Make sure he's not a Commie spy."
Nyxia 'Blade-Dancer' Cals: "Survived that crazy red planet with th' fucked up atmosphere t'gether. Gal is a bit eccentric, but I like her. Pinko's a good 'un."
Ezra 'Viking' Hegarty: "A bit weird, our relationship. On one hand, I've fought shoulder t' shoulder with 'im. On the other, he's incited two separate mutinies against me in th' times I've been mistakenly made Commander. But hey, what's a little attempted murder-by-proxy between friends?"
Kaytie 'Fox' Latesi: "Real nice gal. Mighty polite an' helpful, which counts fer miles in my book. Keep tellin' her I'll give 'er pointers, but I keep fergettin'. Sorry, doll."
Samantha 'Patches' Clark: 'A might fine friend and teammate, she's stitched my ass up more times then I can count. I owe ya one, hun.'
Adan 'Digger' Howard: At the mention of this name, Barnabus just started laughing until tears came to his eyes, and then whispered 'You came to the wrong rodeo, cowboy...'
ERROR
Enemies:
N/A.
"I don't dislike anyone enough t' consider 'em an enemy. Some folks have pissed me th' hell off, sure, but I let bygones be bygones. Don't really hold grudges enough t' make an enemy outta anyone."
