it has been coming to my attentions that many of the marines are Russian, or Slavic. well i am here to give you guide on what ive seen these Russians do and how you can be just as great at rp as them
1.speak in perfectly fluent american accent, it terrifies all who come before you when the man they think is big Russian bear speaks with southern draw, be sure to use words like 'y'all' or 'dern tootin'. and when another Russian comes to you and speaks in Russian, act like you have no idea what they are saying. that will really get to em
2.drink all the vodka, when your stumbling around in a war-zone and the enemies are at the gates. just drink everything in the red star and slur to your hearts content. when your asked why you are piss poor drunk, be sure to reply with 'cause im Russian!' thats sure to get the respect of your comrades.
3.be sure to bring up your from Russia as much as possible, your enemies will fear you even more if they know your from the great red motherland, and your commrades will respect you even more no matter how much you yell it.
these are just a few ways to /not/ be the best Russian this server has ever seen, go now and spread fourth the land in a vodka induced drunken rage.
Ps:stop doing this please
pps:please
How to be great Russian marnine
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Re: How to be great Russian marnine
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Re: How to be great Russian marnine
You can also create a female Russian character with a second name like IGOREV or PAVLOV, without giving a fuck about those 'A', 'NA', 'YA', etc you should put at the end.
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I am Russian IRL and this guide is great, k.
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Re: How to be great Russian marnine
I'm Polish IRL, Guide is 10/10. Really represents the Slavic life in a nutshell.
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