How to be a Alien [All Castes] Not Done

[Butterrobber202]

YOUR MOM!

1.) Listen to your Queen. She is your leader, she is your Mommy. Through the Hivemind you are Slaved to her, and her will. If she says something. DO IT. Even if she is a Noob Queen, this is most likely her 1st or 2nd time, don't be so Harsh. Also, don't Demand stuff from your Queen. Ask. This is nicer and is least likely to give you a more shitting Queen. Trust me, if you Demand, She will stress out and become even worse.

Your Meatbags

2.) Regarding the Marines. Don't metagame them. I know you know they are coming. Don't go wall and plant Nest at Arrivals or Sec. (Unless that is your Hive) You don't know anything about them. I know this is hard not to meta the small things (E.g. The Guns, the Flame throws, and Armor) I've done it too. You can make it IC by Stalking them for like 1 Minute and you can see almost everything. (And Report it in the Hivemind of course you Selfish Alien ,you) And if you can, don't let them see you Vent Crawl, then they will Vent Weld errything.

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So here I'm going to give you tips on each different Caste, I will not be listing the Queen as I have already made a Entire guide for that Tier (Because it requires one). I will also be giving you times to evolve ( This is for those fucking warriors who thing they know it all and Evolve into a Ravager without the Queen's consent *Takes a Chill Pill* Not like that has ever happened to me before as Queen *Twitches* )
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Runners/Warriors/Ravagers

As a Newly Evolved Runner you feel fast and furious, well don't be. If you are the first *Puts on a Orange Ski Cap* You going to have a bad time. Since Runners are designed to Run with their Packs, if you are soloing this, Stalk the Shuttles and wait for that Late Player. (Once you learn about those metal birds ) Swallow him whole, then Vent Crawl to you Hive, spit him out and nest, repeat until you have a pack of 3. (About this time you should get some Jelly) You should have 5 Huggers in the pack (2, 2, 1) So one of you can open doors quickly, without having to drop your Hugger then pick it back up. You need 2 Huggers to remove those Pesky Helmets quickly. Run with the Wolves my friend... Horrible Scary Red Alien Bugs that move faster than your Cat when scared....

Warriors! You are mostly like Runners, but! You can go invisible. (By Clicking the red HUNT button right-hand bottom Corner)
You can instead go in Packs/Pairs of 2! Since you have more Heath than the Runners, but you move abit more slowly.
Getting fat to absorb Bullets will slow you down. You can go into Battles better than Runners as a Runner can be killed by a Chucklefuck Survivor with a Bar Shotgun. You have a long disarm stun time and almost never miss, you have a Pounce that can be used as long as you have a line of sight ( For some reason you can lol-fly though windows with this, don't do this, you will be reported)

Ravagers. Fuck you if you did this without the Queen's Permission. This is Crazy fucking Annoying. Ravagers are your Combat Killing Death Machines. So in Xeno terms we call this "Suck fucking tastic" You find it ALOT harder to infect and seem to have a blood thirsty need to kill. GREEEAAATTTT. You just Went from Stealthy Super Infector to bulky Slow clumsy Death machine. You are ONLY really at your Prime when you a Killing the Hoomans like magots. But, at this you are good. You have shit Heath and a Giant Icon that makes it hard to click Enemies close to you. And a Single Marine with some well Placed Rifle Bullets can put you down Quicker than you can Scream "SHIT HELP ME YOU FOOLS" in Hivemind.
Long Story Short. I hate Ravagers and want to have Warriornubs Flogged by Bloodthristy clowns with Stun Whips. While Naked.
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Sentinel/Spitter/Praetorian

So you are newly Evolved Sentinel? Cool. Prepare yourself to flog the Nested host with your Tail Whips (Muhahahah)
Your Main duty is to Guard the Hive, and keep those Fleshy Meatbags in the hive. (And try not to die while doing so)
You should be sitting in the host room competing life guarding the Nested Host and Keeping them Nested.
You should only be out hunting when you have NO Runners or Warriors, or you a near the Hive. (E.G. If the Hive is the Chapel, Don't go past the Bar) And you are to guard the Drones, if they are doing work, guard them and make sure none of the Armored Meatbags take out one of your Engineers. And if you don't have a lot of Xenos and its early game, check out the bridge real fast and other High Sec Places, fast tho, don't take two years.

Spitter:

So you are the new Spitter and you feel like you're all that? Nope. You a Basicly a slightly Upgraded Sentinel, and more combat ready. Luckily you still retain the power to vent crawl as you are not ridiculously huge (Yet) You should be a more combat based Sentinel and be more fighting than guarding, you are also the Queen's version of C4, because you have much Better Acid then the petty Drone's. You are and should be helping Hunters in Battles, since you have a stronger Nervetoxin. So Spit faster than a Cowboy in a Western. And if there are no Praetorians you are to guard the Queen. At all costs.

Praetorians:

You are a almighty Spitter. Yay. Now time to break down walls faster than a Clown with Tools. You should take command over your Caste, and Co-Lead with any other Praetorians (if there are any) and follow the Queens orders. You all a almighty Wall Destroyer and wooer of Queens. You are the Queen's bodyguard. If the Queen is just chilling in the Hive, leave her be. If you are attacking the Engineering FoB and she is overseeing it herself. Cling to her like a 5 year old. You are to put down your Life to save her. If she dies, it will take a very long time for people to Jelly evolve again since the Hivemind will Jump down a Cliff. Your best tactic is to Spit then rush in and hug, then drag them out, even better if you got a Carrier. You are basically the battle field Commander of the Sentinel class, use your Numbers to tak'em down. The best Xeno tactic in any Xeno attack is shear numbers. Overwhelm them with Numbers, don't worry if you win you will get a ton of host to replace them Xenos you lost with.

Drones/Carriers/Hivelords

So you are a prespawned drone or otherwise? Well, you going to have a tuff time in the beginning, you need to build a hive, good places for a hive are as following: (Best) Chapel,Virology,Xeno Bio, AI Core, engineering toxins test chamber(Horrible). A good door combo is ( from west to east) Door, west, wall in the middle, then door in the east. Reverse for south and north. It's good why? Marines have 1 lane of death, they will Shoot straight down the middle. And two Xenia can go through at once, a lot of times players fight over who goes through the door. So it is best to add little random walls in the hallways. For cover, but don't by any means block anything, like a resin door. You apwant to give your hive sisters as much cover and moblilty as possible.


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Times to Evolve
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Drone: Any Time, but a good Idea is when you are actually low on Drones.
Carrier: If you are one of the Original Drones and you don't have one, evolve, Never have more than 3. That would be a Waste. (Loss of power to VentCrawl)
Hivelord: If there is less than 2-3 and no Major Battles are going on. (You Lose you power to VentCrawl)

Sentinel: Good time is any Time!
Spitter: Any Time, you are just a better Sentinel
Praetorian: Only if there is a huge battle is going on and/or you have less than 2 Sentinels (Loss of power to VentCrawl)

Runner: Any Time, if there is less than 8 Runners
Warrior: Any Time
Ravager: NEVER. Never. EVER. Never is a good time. Only time is the Sulaco Invasion. But you'd do more harm as a Warrior so don't Evolve. (Loss of power to VentCrawl)

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Hey Guys this isn't done! I have misspells to fix and more to add! Don't PM and Email me to death!

[Davidchan]

To add to.

The phrase "Mom, I need Jelly/Facehuggers" should ALWAYS be preceded with you giving her as much plasma as you have. Odds are if its not in the hive, she's been doing things other than laying eggs and jelly. (Naughty drones making momma put up walls.) I don't care if you have 25 plasma or 250. If you ask for something from her, you give her a gift first.

Ravagers. Fuck you if you did this without the Queen's Permission. This is Crazy fucking Annoying. Ravagers are your Combat Killing Death Machines. So in Xeno terms we call this "Suck fucking tastic" You find it ALOT harder to infect and seem to have a blood thirsty need to kill. GREEEAAATTTT. You just Went from Stealthy Super Infector to bulky Slow clumsy Death machine. You are ONLY really at your Prime when you a Killing the Hoomans like magots. But, at this you are good. You have shit Heath and a Giant Icon that makes it hard to click Enemies close to you. And a Single Marine with some well Placed Rifle Bullets can put you down Quicker than you can Scream "SHIT HELP ME YOU FOOLS" in Hivemind.
Long Story Short. I hate Ravagers and want to have Warriornubs Flogged by Bloodthristy clowns with Stun Whips. While Naked.

THIS crap right here is why we need to remove the Ravager and replace it with The Crusher. (Or, remix the Praetorian's skills and make it the T3 runner/warrior and make the Crusher the T3 Sentinel/Spitter)

[UnknownMurder]

I some sort of like this guide a little. Could use some spices.

[Butterrobber202]

I some sort of like this guide a little. Could use some spices.

*Gets the Soul Food Seasoning*

[Butterrobber202]

To add to.

The phrase "Mom, I need Jelly/Facehuggers" should ALWAYS be preceded with you giving her as much plasma as you have. Odds are if its not in the hive, she's been doing things other than laying eggs and jelly. (Naughty drones making momma put up walls.) I don't care if you have 25 plasma or 250. If you ask for something from her, you give her a gift first.

This is with my Queen Guide. Aliens wont do it themselves, the Queen has to demand this.

[Butterrobber202]

GIVE ME YOUR COMMENTS

[Kyrac]

Here's a comment, looks like a pretty nice guide.

[Felkvir]

It's good for the most part. Good simple introduction. Aliens are about survival which is why teamwork is as important as if you were marine.

I think we're missing something though .... Psychological terror? >*Deathgasp when near marines ... SO MUCH DEATHGASP

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