Guide to Being a Disciplined Marine

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Guide to Being a Disciplined Marine

Post by helios345 » 29 May 2015, 02:43

Listen up, maggot! You are about to enlist with the greatest military force known to mankind! You sure as shit better act like it, soldier! First things first, you need to learn how we at the USCM do things. We are the first to enter the fight, the tip of the spear, those slackers in the Army could learn a thing or two from us!

Section 1: Awaiting Assignment
While waiting to be assigned to a squad by a Logistics Officer, you are not to push or shove the marine in front of you. Doing so may cause you to be faced with disciplinary measures by your friendly neighborhood MP. Remember, the more orderly the line is, the faster it'll move. Be patient, you're a trained soldier, not some hippie from the National Guard. If by any chance there are no Logistics Officers around, you are to politely request one to come to the assignment area via the radio that every new recruit has been given. Even if one doesn't arrive, the last thing you want is to cause a scene, you may simply have to find one yourself and ask personally.

Section 2: Equipment and Firefight Discipline
We in the Corps have a wide variety of weaponry in order to protect the interests of the United Americas and her holdings. However, the most common weapon amongst the Colonial Marines is without a doubt the M41A Pulse Rifle, which is capable of holding up to 30 bullets of 10x24 mm caseless ammunition. I've yet to see any other weapon truly outshine this wonderful creation, but that can always change.

You are to wear the standard uniform at all times after being assigned to a squad, you better take those pyjamas off after you get out of cryo sleep, this isn't a sleepover. For emergencies, every marine is issued a flare, a Tramadol painkiller pill, a breath mask and oxygen tank, and a crowbar. It's highly recommended you keep all of these items, as many of the areas we enter are often not well-lit and may be depressurized. The flares burn out rather quickly, so it's recommended you bring more than one. Your marine combat boots have a sheath capable of holding a combat knife. It's always a smart idea to keep one there, in the chance that you happen to get captured. After all, what kind of weirdo takes off a man's shoes? You can also affix a knife to your rifle like a bayonet. This is a very good idea, as you may have to enter close quarters combat as a last resort. The bayonet can also be used to break through glass and other weak solids.

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When in a firefight, you are NOT to panic. We issue you body armor for a reason, soldier! You are to remain level headed and open to changing tactics at any time. After all, an adaptive force is an unbreakable force. If you are injured or incapacitated during a conflict, you are to step away from the front-line if able, or hopefully have one of your fellow squad mates bail you out, it's why we've assigned you them after all. Speaking of that...


Section 3: Squad Composition and Chain of Command
When in a squad, you are to always obey the requests of your squad leader, or if by some insane mistake, you ARE the squad leader, you are to report all of your findings and battlefield updates directly to the commander via the command headset you are issued. Remember that the commander has the final say in all matters on the ship and on any missions you may undertake. Disobeying the orders of the commander may lead to incarceration under Marine Law, so you had best watch yourself.

Now for the squads themselves. Ideally, a squad has at least one squad leader, an engineer, a medic, and a few grunts with standard issue equipment. In a foreign environment you may not always be able to access certain areas, which is why an engineer is ABSOLUTELY essential to your squad. Your squad leader is the only person who is issued a motion tracker and grenades, so he is also a VIP that should not be squandered lightly. The medic is the only person in the squad who can potentially prevent a fatal injury on the battlefield. Sure, every marine has a painkiller pill and some bandages issued to them, but they will surely run out and the effects of the painkillers do not last forever. So, unless you want to be taken home to the Sulaco in a body bag, bring a medic with you.

Section 4: Transportation Operating Procedures
In the Colonial Marine Corps, we have a wide variety of ways of entering space stations and planets. Unfortunately...the Sulaco has had some budget cuts recently so all we have at the moment are two transport shuttles. You are not to leave the Sulaco via these transports UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES without verifying the nature of the operation first. What this means, maggot, is that you better ask your squad leader or commander what the hell is going on before you take a joy ride. On the shuttles you are to buckle yourself in your seat and await confirmation from your superiors before lifting off.

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Re: Guide to Being a Disciplined Marine

Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 29 May 2015, 06:05

Good......

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Re: Guide to Being a Disciplined Marine

Post by Evilkyle24 » 01 Jun 2015, 22:22

>ALWAYS OBEY SQUAD LEADER
God it pisses me off when that doesn't happen.
SL: "We have to go to medbay, they have casualties and contacts."
Marines in squad: "But cummand said engineering"
SL: "I am the SL, We are going to medbay"
Marines in squad: "You shouldn't be SL if you won't follow commands orders"
SL: "The situation has changed"
Marines in squad: "Then you go do it yourself."

20 minutes later, the aliens have a load of guys because bravo didn't move in when told to.
Marines in squad: "Singulairity is up."
10 seconds later: Marines in squad: "ALIUM IN ENGINEERING GOT CAPTURE HELP PLEASE!"
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Re: Guide to Being a Disciplined Marine

Post by Butterrobber202 » 03 Jun 2015, 20:37

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Re: Guide to Being a Disciplined Marine

Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 05 Jun 2015, 09:00

This is how every squad leader feels when someone doesn't follow their orders

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Re: Guide to Being a Disciplined Marine

Post by Jaginun » 05 Jun 2015, 11:04

As an occasional SL, this is what pisses me off;

- Marines leaving sight of the Sl while moving. Not even funny how many people die because of this.

- Marines creating their own objectives. I don't care how small it is, at least ask the Sarge in squad chat if you can beforehand, so he knows where you will be.

- Marines thinking that a lack of orders means there are none issued. If I'm in charge, I'll either tell you we have no objective, or I'll expect you to listen to the last one I gave out. If you don't know what that is, ask.

- Marines not responding on comms. This is easily the biggest issue here. You aren't in a fight ALL of the time, give 5 seconds to inform your SL of your position and any contact. If you call out you're in trouble in Xeno for instance, I'll do everything I can to save you. If you remain silent, I won't go out looking for you and I'll abandon you for dead once you get impregnated and captured. Even if you think you're talking TOO much on squad chat, you really aren't. Constant communication is the best weapon Marines have.

Seriously, every time you do one of these Bobba Jackson sheds a single tear. A salty, sorta fruity smellin' tear, down his toned cheekbones.

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Re: Guide to Being a Disciplined Marine

Post by Felkvir » 06 Jun 2015, 06:00

Jaginun wrote:As an occasional SL, this is what pisses me off;

- Marines leaving sight of the Sl while moving. Not even funny how many people die because of this.

- Marines creating their own objectives. I don't care how small it is, at least ask the Sarge in squad chat if you can beforehand, so he knows where you will be.

- Marines thinking that a lack of orders means there are none issued. If I'm in charge, I'll either tell you we have no objective, or I'll expect you to listen to the last one I gave out. If you don't know what that is, ask.

- Marines not responding on comms. This is easily the biggest issue here. You aren't in a fight ALL of the time, give 5 seconds to inform your SL of your position and any contact. If you call out you're in trouble in Xeno for instance, I'll do everything I can to save you. If you remain silent, I won't go out looking for you and I'll abandon you for dead once you get impregnated and captured. Even if you think you're talking TOO much on squad chat, you really aren't. Constant communication is the best weapon Marines have.

Seriously, every time you do one of these Bobba Jackson sheds a single tear. A salty, sorta fruity smellin' tear, down his toned cheekbones.

This. People constantly ignore the squad comms and just wander off into their own world thinking it will be alright. Problem is, the game doesn't work that well when people do this. We don't get the same strained last effort fights and epic struggles.

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Re: Guide to Being a Disciplined Marine

Post by SASoperative » 06 Jun 2015, 15:41

Erm the M39 is actually a really good weapons also for squad support, The M41A is meant for firepower while the M39 is more meant for engineers and medics.

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Re: Guide to Being a Disciplined Marine

Post by Fickmacher » 17 Jun 2015, 14:29

Donor gear is great for nullifying armor arguments. :p
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Re: Guide to Being a Disciplined Marine

Post by MrJJJ » 18 Jun 2015, 23:40

I applause you sir for making this Guide
Too bad our player base usually don't bother to read...

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Re: Guide to Being a Disciplined Marine

Post by Lostmixup » 19 Jun 2015, 17:00

Eh, for the ones that do this is much appreciated.
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Re: Guide to Being a Disciplined Marine

Post by InsertCleverNameHere » 20 Jun 2015, 02:26

Do bayonets finally work?

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Re: Guide to Being a Disciplined Marine

Post by TopHatPenguin » 21 Jun 2015, 12:44

InsertCleverNameHere wrote:Do bayonets finally work?
Yeah they've been working for quite a while now.
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