How to Rambo Guide (Possibly the best guide ever)

[AlexCraftHD]

Rambo Starterpack
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-Combat knife x3 (One in your boots, two in your bagpack)
-Throwing knife x1 (1 in your pocket)
-Marine belt x1(Load it up with 7 10mm and one flare)
-Marine Armor (OPTIONAL)
-Marine Helmet (OPTIONAL)
-Primary weapon-M4A1 (Attachments: Bayonet)
These goes into your rambo bagpack
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-Secondary weapon-Service pistol (Attachments: Bayonet)
-Tertiary weapon-Magnum (Attachments:Bayonet)
-Quaternary weapon-Magnum (Attachments: None)
-Quinary weapon-Magnum (Attachments: None)
-Senary weapon-Magnum (Attachments: None)


We all know the basic routine of aliens. Tackle/Facehugger then devour then nest to fertilize.

This guide will help you to counter that annoying repetitive routine.First, throw away your ear piece, comms can be distracting at times.Second, activate a flare and drop it off in a good spot where you have advantage to move freely and bring a locker with you to hide in(I recommend doing it in the cargo storage), The flare is the bait for aliens and they love to drag them away.When the alien bites the bait this is your chance to jump out of the locker and Rambo the shit outta it, blaze it with your m4A1 and if you're out of ammo use that bayonet and shank the shit outta it.That'd guarantee you a kill.Do keep your distance if possible only shank when necessary, don't want to get your face raped by the crabs
IF THE PLAN GOES SOUTHsuch as you got caught, outnumbered, giggles and shit.Do not panic and ghost, utilize your other weapons.You have 3 knives and 1 throwing, if the alien noticed you dropped your knife in a fight, play DEAD(type *deathgasp) There is a high chance aliens will devour you, when they do, pull out your other knife and shank the shit inside it.(It will gibbed them once you're done shankin' ) Then immediately pull out your throwing knife and press R(Hotkey toggle) and click any target around you(This includes preggo marines if no aliens are present).Then whip out your magnums and shoot the aliens if no aliens, go for preggo marines, shoot them then yourself before your chest burst.Then ghost and be salty about it cause you are a failure, you weren't born to be rambo.This guide is a scam, grow up and stop trying to be rambo
Side Note:This guide won't work unless you have 0.01% of Bruce Lee's DNA so pray that your ancestors were raped by Bruce Lee

[Lord Lag]

Damn, I dont think I have Bruce Lee's genes. I will never be able to master the art of ramboing QQ

[DesFrSpace]

Interesting take on gibing out on alien. But this only should serve to Marine, hopefully not meta knowledge.

[Dyne]

Saving the time, this guide should have just been "Guide to ramboing: Dont".
Also lockers ambush is a bit iffy, based on our meta-knowledge, based on us, as players, knowing aliens have no possibility to see or "smell" inside those.
Otherwise the guide is not a scam per-se.

Close combat does happen time to time, some are good in it, some are not.
Local counterattacks in a small group can change a lot, but that's another topic.

[MrGabol100]

This is actually a good strategy, but you can pull this shit with actual gear... Even, In a sulaco combat, you can deathgasp so the ravagers don't decapitate, then pray so something OPish like a hunter devours, gg wp gibbed.

[LordLoko]

>no headband

0/10- Would not destroy an helicopter with a bow and arrow.

[MrGabol100]

>no headband

0/10- Would not destroy an helicopter with a bow and arrow.

> Destroying a choppa,
> Not getting into it.

[AlexCraftHD]

>no headband

0/10- Would not destroy an helicopter with a bow and arrow.

-UPDATE-
Jumps out of the locker when all aliens are onboard the dropship and rocket launch the shit out of them.

[MikeBluer]

Now I can kill Rambo marines thanks to this guide.

[Jack McIntyre]

Yea Alex kinda of want to hit you, I am with Dyne 100%, I usually have a hard enough time trying to organize people when I am on to make sure they are doing what they need to do, and now you are going to make them think that ramboing is good. Had that with a Arma unit I lead for a while, had some guy known on youtube for recording himself lone wolfing stuff, I told him that when you are actually with a unit it isn't all about you, but the unit. Yea you may be cool to do it by yourself, but if you are doing it at the expensive of your comrades, then you aren't going to make many friends.

[Mac]

I also enjoy arma and despise Rambo types, Adam.

Now to donate $1000 for a bow with explosive arrows.

This post contains some fact and some exaggeration. You decide which is which.

[AlexCraftHD]

That's you Adam, this guide was made purely for laughter but you can't deny the fact that it's inevitable to have a rambo player in the game.This server isn't made of 100% idiot proof, Rambo players will live on for centuries.

[AlexCraftHD]

This post contains some fact and some exaggeration. You decide which is which.

This.

[IAMMagikarp]

Can confirm this works

[Seehund]

Instructions unclear, accidentally threw rifle and shanked with flare.


0/10, this guide ruined my life.

[Inaf]

True Rambo should carry handgrenades and rocket launcher.
-1/10

[SASoperative]

You should not even have rambo marines in the first place. Thats half the fucking reason marines loose in the first place is because people forget this is a team based mode. Have fun rambo marines. I see you ramboing I might just give you 75 brain damage and see how much you want your team mates than.

Debating on deleting this.

[AlexCraftHD]

Instructions unclear, accidentally threw rifle and shanked with flare.


0/10, this guide ruined my life.

Luckily, there are few who respond in a sense that I wanted.
P.S ur ancista probly not rape by bruce lee noob. prey hard

[AlexCraftHD]

You should not even have rambo marines in the first place. Thats half the fucking reason marines loose in the first place is because people forget this is a team based mode.

Rambo marines are actually quite productive than team player marines, assuming your statement above, your definition for rambo is Solo and Die.I see it differently, my definition for rambo is solo,rescue, and kick ass.Despite the fact of Rambo causing marine side to fall is ridiculous, I understand where you are coming from, I would've be salty as well having a match where there is half of marines trying to pull Rambo shit instead of working as a team but it's all about our own perspective, such as where you see Rambo as a retarded marine who dies early on and cause the game and I see Rambo where as a marine gets praised over the dead chat and depended on themselves throughout the game and kicked ass.Yes guys and gals, it is very difficult to pull a Rambo it usually happens when you don't expect it to happen so just play normally and try not to do it, let it happen own its on.

[Seehund]

Guys, I don't want to rock your world or anything, but, uh, I don't think you're supposed to take this seriously.

[Dyne]

You need three rifles targeting one ayy-lium for a reliable kill.
It might be a bit less if you have fortifications/traps/heavy weapons.
In 8/10 cases any 1 vs 1 is a hugged marine, though now as hug stun time is much less (I do wonder why, by the way? Like really, wtf?) an infected rambo marine becomes more real.

[bustered1]

Rambo Starterpack
Then ghost and be salty about it cause you are a failure, you weren't born to be rambo.This guide is a scam, grow up and stop trying to be rambo

Everything is a scam. my life is a scam I am a scam

[Allan1234]

You should not even have rambo marines in the first place. Thats half the fucking reason marines loose in the first place is because people forget this is a team based mode. Have fun rambo marines. I see you ramboing I might just give you 75 brain damage and see how much you want your team mates than.

Debating on deleting this.

calm down sassy it's a joke

[hockeylife68]

I might do load out but I don't have Bruce lees dank so yeah......

[Dyne]

calm down sassy it's a joke

This joke might even be funny if we had less rambo cases and more squad work and pairings.