How to Aeiou (Failmarines)

Post by **Tristan63** » 15 Oct 2015, 20:00

Ok so your looking to be a Kamikaze, Suicide bomb, Last stand, Or just piss off the aliens/marines? Well hell you've came to the right place!
With our proven steps of process of creating havoc in any situation you can enjoy the pleasure of laughing your ass off, or just simply making everyone cry.

Step 1 Acquire Bombs: In any situation where you need to pull the Aeiou cord you need to be sure you have bombs nearby. Bombs are an important
part of the Aeiou process and are needed for step 2, Recommended bomb types are smoke, tear, and gas grenades.

Step 2 Find storage: You are going to need storage for your Aeiou equipment best include some webbing's, stolen Smartgun harnesses, and stolen Executive armors.
Once you find your storage equip it with the finest gold plated Aeiou equipment you will later learn of in this tutorial.

Step 3 Find a buddy: A partner in crime is always a good idea when your going to Aeiou, many good buddies include: Ian, your XO, imaginary pets, CTs, rouge marines, and rouge researchers.
Buddies are useful for taking the blame, carrying more boom, and of course more corpses!

Step 4 Have a plan: A run in can only get you so far, but when you have a plan you can go farther! A plan can make your Aeiou a glorious one and with it you can plot areas, people, and aliens for targeting
and can also have a real objective for your Aeiou aswell!

Step 5 Bring some topkek: Standard combat ration for the Turkish colonial marines.

Step 6 initiate your Aeiou: When your Aeiou is all setup begin you're plan! You will have to follow hallways and then intiate the aeiou cycle which includes you pulling multiple pins, busting heads, and in the end falling under the nearest shuttle!

Step 7 like if you cri everytiem: You just fell for a prank and I hope you don't even think of Aeiouing this game EVER.