Guide to being a real person (RO edition)

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Guide to being a real person (RO edition)

Post by SecretStamos (Joshuu) » 02 Dec 2015, 15:47

I'll explain this with pictures so it's real crystal clear

The predicament:
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This can be a gigantic problem for most standards. You might start asking yourself, "What should I do?", "Where the fucking shit is the RO?" and "What do you mean attachments are optional?".

This is natural. What matters is which of the two options you take.

OPTION A: ACT LIKE A REAL PERSON
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OPTION B: GO FUCKING NUTS
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I hope this guide helps.
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Post by Siserith Vassada » 02 Dec 2015, 15:49

kek or just hack in and leave nothing damaged so it can be used later....

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Post by Edgelord » 02 Dec 2015, 15:53

Bahahaha

It's sad how true this is.
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Post by Azmodan412 » 02 Dec 2015, 15:57

Yea...
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Post by Wesmas » 02 Dec 2015, 16:03

I would say option A has a part 2, tell command and ask them to open RO when they have a moment.
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Post by coroneljones » 02 Dec 2015, 16:29

Option C:Blow up,EVERYTHING!
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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Post by ChickenShizNit8 » 02 Dec 2015, 16:44

Option D : Be Bigby, ginger up EVERYTHING
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Post by Azmodan412 » 02 Dec 2015, 17:00

Option E: Pull a Tyler, hack the door open, C4 the attachment vendor, and hack your way out and gone.
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Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
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BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.

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Post by Arachnidnexus » 02 Dec 2015, 17:52

Sadly a significant number of marines do option B.

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Post by Azmodan412 » 02 Dec 2015, 18:07

Sad but true.
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Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
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BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.

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Post by TopHatPenguin » 02 Dec 2015, 19:03

This is the best thing I have read all day, my god it's a good cracker.
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Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 03 Dec 2015, 11:29

Option F: Don't bother with the requisitions shit and leave.
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Post by WyattH » 03 Dec 2015, 11:49

Option G: Only use rail lights and bayonets and make them yourself~

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Post by XenonDragneel » 05 Jan 2016, 05:57

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA THIS IS FUNNY But to be honest I don't need attachments if I need to
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Post by Hycinth » 05 Jan 2016, 08:14

Attachments are the whipped cream on my weapon pie. Even if I don't get all the whipped cream I want, I've still got pie and a little bit of whipped cream that was left from thanksgiving or something who even knows it's whipped cream in the form of bayonets and rail lights.

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Post by XenonDragneel » 05 Jan 2016, 20:54

Hycinth wrote:Attachments are the whipped cream on my weapon pie. Even if I don't get all the whipped cream I want, I've still got pie and a little bit of whipped cream that was left from thanksgiving or something who even knows it's whipped cream in the form of bayonets and rail lights.
Yum... I wanna eat your whipped cream shit
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Post by Fitchace » 05 Jan 2016, 21:27

Great post!!! Gave me a really good laugh.
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Post by Ninjah! » 06 Jan 2016, 05:26

Instructions unclear, got character stuck in disposals



Sidenote: good read

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Post by Mr.Smooooth » 08 Jan 2016, 22:00

coroneljones wrote:Option C:Blow up,EVERYTHING!
Tried this, got banned. 0/10. Worst advice.

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Post by Azmodan412 » 10 Jan 2016, 22:29

Every standard ever.
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Predator Duels Won: 1
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BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.

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Post by KeyWii » 10 Jan 2016, 23:16

As an RO, can confirm that option B is chosen 99% of the time.

And heaven-fucking-forbid you step out of the office to get a coffee or something.
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Post by DMAN » 11 Jan 2016, 11:46

Attachments vendor is hack-able, but...Yeah, hardly anyone bothers or does it right.
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Post by WyattH » 11 Jan 2016, 13:16

I always love looking at Option B picture it makes me laugh everytime, the dialogue and donk pockets are the best!

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Post by OffRoad99 » 11 Jan 2016, 15:06

"It's the only option" That line killed me with laughter! As a Squad Medic, my first concern is to rush to the RO when I'm geared up and to ask for a webbing.
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Post by Edgelord » 11 Jan 2016, 18:24

DMAN wrote:Attachments vendor is hack-able, but...Yeah, hardly anyone bothers or does it right.
I wish that machine couldn't be hacked. Sometimes attachments aren't available and people gotta deal with it.
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