Iron Bears, chapter 1: Battle cries.

[Perfectian]

Privet, my dear marines. Today we are going to talk about what you should scream when you board pindosi's ship.

Boarding announcment:
"Vam pizda, ubludki!" - We come in peace.
"Nu sh'a poveselimsya... Prigotov'tes' k abordazhu, pidorasi!" - Hold on, we are coming to help.
"Govoryat Zheleznie Medvedi, mi shas vas virezhem vseh do edinogo! Gotovtes' k abordazhu!" - Iron Bears speaking, we are coming to help. We also would like you to prepare peaceful meeting.

"Derzhites', mi idem na pomosh'!" - We are going to board your ship and kill everyone on it.
"Ne boytes', Morpehi, Zheleznie Medvedi idut na pomosh'!" - You're in big trouble, marines, Iron Bears are here to asure your deaths.
"Pomosh' idet, ne strelyaite" - Show us all you got, clowns.

Actual battle cries:
"VPERED!" - Go-go-go!
"V ATAKU!" - Attack!
"VIEBEM IH!" - Charge!
"ZA STALINA!" - not in use, do not scream that.
"ZA MNOY! V ATAKU!" - Follow me! To attack!
"ZA RODINU!" - For the motherland!

Situation responses:
"TAK TOCHNO!/DA" - Yes.
"NIKAK NET/NET!/POSHOL NA HUI" - No.
"PEREZARYASHAYUS'!" - Reloading.
"TUT PINDOSI!/PINDOSI ATAKUYUT!/BLYAT', MORPEHI ZDES'!'' - Marines spotted.
"CHTO ETO ZA HUINYA?!/TUT ETI PIDORASI!/ZHUKI!/CHUSHIE!" - Aliens spotted.
''PIZDEC!" - Unexpected situation.
"OHUET'!" - That was unexpected!
"NAS SHYAS VIEBUT!" - We require assistance.
"BLYA, MASLINU POIMAL!" - I was hit by bullet.
"SUKA, MENYA POREZALI!" - I was hit in melee by blade.
"SUKA, YA SEBE CHTO-TO SLOMAL!" - I can feel my bones broken.
"CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMKI!/SLEVA! SLEVA ZAHODI!/ CHE VSTAL, SDELAI CHTO-NIBUD'!" - Comrades, do something!
"YA EGO PRIKONCHIL!/VSYE MERTVI!/MI IH VIEBALI!/VSYO CHISTO!" - enemy eliminated.
"LOZHIS'!/GRANATA!/LIMONKA!" - Grenade.
"OTVEADI YABLOCHKA NALIVNOGO!/GRANATA POSHLA!/KIDAYU GRANATU!" - I'm throwing a grenade.
"Prikroite menya!/PRIKROITE, BLYAT'!" - Cover me.
"BEZHIM!/OTSTUPAEM!" - I suggest retreating.
"KOMANDIR" - Commander.

Insults:
"MAMKU EBAL!/CYKA KRISA!" - That was good tactical move
"YA TEBYA VIEBU!/YA TVOY MAMKY EBAL, PIDOR!" - Worthy opponent! At last!
"Potancuem?" - Let the knife duel begin.
"TEBE HANA!" - I belive, I'm capable of killing you.
"PIDOR" - Nice clothing, man.
"PINDOS" - American.
"SUKA" - Enemy.
"KOZYOL/UBLUDOK" - You're acting like a rude man.
"DURAK" - fool.

"POSHADI!/NE STRELYAITE!/YA ZDAUS'!" - You will never take me alive.
"BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Nooo-o!
"O DA!" - Continume to do that.
"YA LUBLU PONYASHEK!" - I'm gay.
"Egorkor" - gay sex lover.

That is not all, but, hey, you're not going to use it anyway. At least you will know it.

[Derpislav]

That's so good I'm not even going to correct it. You had me at the first one, and it only got better.

You forgot "Pashol na hui!" - "Run, I'll cover!"

[forwardslashN]

"YA LUBLU PONYASHEK!" - I'm gay.

I laughed. Great guide, would Bear again.

[coroneljones]

Not enough A nu cheeki breeki iv damki

Git out of ere stalker

[TeknoKot]

Knowing Russian and reading this, yeah.. It's an useful guide..

VSIEM PIZDA BLYAT- peace for all.

[Killaninja12]

I must summon Rey, the man of a thousand Cheeki Breeki's.

[Egorkor]

perfectian has meme'd all of the animus and moved over here now.
well why the fuck not, I approve. and don't think I didn't notice that thing in the end.

[Rey]

I must summon Rey, the man of a thousand Cheeki Breeki's.

While I appreciate it I do think Derp is more deserving of the title.

What a lovely thread this is, not much to add really this is really well done and I can guarantee all of those translations are 100%correct.

"Shya mi tebe, vse organi na cherniy market!" - Stay still while I patch you up. (to an injured marine)

[Egorkor]

Shya ya tebya po vintikam razberu - i na chorniy rynok!


fixed and/or slightly improved.

[Gentlefood]

I agree with Derp.

[completelynewguy]

Technically speaking, this should be for the Marines.

[Jroinc1]

AAnd now I have to make a tcomms script that replaces messages with these phrases, and post it here. SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!

[TeknoKot]

Nenci-German