Guide to wheelchairs.

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Guide to wheelchairs.

Post by Derpislav » 18 Jun 2016, 12:48

Because it's apparently rocket fucking science.

Step one: buckle the wounded to the wheelchair by moving the wheelchair to the same tile as he is on, clicking and dragging his sprite and releasing it with your mouse on the wheelchair.
Step two: Drag him to death by pulling the wheelchair around causing his bones to move.

Actual step two: Click and drag the wheelchair sprite to the one representing your character.
Step three: whoppity fucking doo, safe transportation.
Step four: To let go of the wheelchair (to move it up/down a ladder for example) simply click on it with an empty hand. Clicking again will unbuckle the wounded.
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Re: Guide to wheelchairs.

Post by Surrealistik » 18 Jun 2016, 13:46

You forgot the most important part: buckling yourself into a wheelchair and using the fire extinguisher to propel around at ludicrous speeds.

Also using it to be immune to knockdown.
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Re: Guide to wheelchairs.

Post by Steelpoint » 18 Jun 2016, 13:47

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Re: Guide to wheelchairs.

Post by Derpislav » 18 Jun 2016, 13:47

Surrealistik wrote:Also using it to be immune to knockdown.
I will literally ban you if I see you using them like that.
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Post by Surrealistik » 18 Jun 2016, 13:49

Nah, it's more fun to use them as a ghetto, terrible Marine equivalent of a Charger with a riot shield, lol
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Re: Guide to wheelchairs.

Post by Jeser » 18 Jun 2016, 13:51

Surrealistik wrote:Nah, it's more fun to use them as a ghetto, terrible Marine equivalent of a Charger with a riot shield, lol
Ahah, I lauched on that one. *Imagine marine with a knife smashing into Ancient Empress on full speed.*
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Re: Guide to wheelchairs.

Post by Surrealistik » 18 Jun 2016, 14:02

You're thinking too small Jeser.

Pack yourself with massive voice activated potassium bombs triggered by: "THE MUMMY IS READY FOR HIS MYSTICAL JOURNEY"

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Re: Guide to wheelchairs.

Post by Jeser » 18 Jun 2016, 14:03

Surrealistik wrote:You're thinking too small Jeser.

Pack yourself with massive voice activated potassium bombs triggered by: "THE MUMMY IS READY FOR HIS MYSTICAL JOURNEY"

Become a living missile.

Ahahah, omfg, that is amazing.
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Re: Guide to wheelchairs.

Post by Surrealistik » 18 Jun 2016, 14:29

Another thing wheelchair users should do is ask the MTs/CE to build them a race track for their hydrant propelled seats; they will be more than happy to oblige because these roles literally have shit all to do and are typically dying of boredom at any given time. They'll also probably spectate after the fact as a way of killing time so that's nice too. If they're especially good they'll go the extra mile by adding obstacles and disposal tubes you can travel through.
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Re: Guide to wheelchairs.

Post by Boltersam » 19 Jun 2016, 05:46

The sad thing is, this guide had to be made.

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Post by YungCuz » 19 Jun 2016, 09:43

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