Speed Guide

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ParadoxSpace
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Speed Guide

Post by ParadoxSpace » 04 Jul 2016, 17:47

HERE'S A FAST GUIDE TO FAST SETUP
SO IT'S BEFORE ROUNDSTART
THINK OF WHAT FUCKING ATTACHMENTS YOU WANT NOW BEFORE YOU END UP AT RO STUTTERING AND CHECKING THE FORUMS FOR ATTACHMENT GUIDES
ROUNDSTART
IT'S THE BIG RUSH
GET THE FUCK TO YOUR ARROW KEYS AND RUN
GET AN MRE BOX AND CHOW DOWN AS YOU EAT
ONE MRE WON'T FEED YOU ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THE SPEED YOU NEED
RUN TO THE FIRST LOCKER IN YOUR SQUAD'S PREP HALL
OPEN IT
CLICK YOUR UNIFORM TO YOUR UNDERPANTS
ALT CLICK THE LOCKER
ENABLE HOTKEYS WITH TAB
SPAM CLICK ITEMS AND SPAM THE E KEY TO EQUIP THEM
RUN TO VENDOR
GET GUN
FORGET AMMO FOR NOW
RUN TO RO
YOU WILL LIKELY BE EITHER THE FIRST PERSON THERE, OR AT WORST THE THIRD PERSON THERE
ENJOY YOUR MACHETE/RDS/MAG HARNESS
GET YOUR ATTACHMENTS
NOW YOU CAN GET THE REST OF YOUR SHIT

SPEC SECTION COMING SOON

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Re: Speed Guide

Post by Clayton_Kelly » 06 Jul 2016, 23:41

NOT FAST ENOUGH. FORGET YOUR GUN AND GET IT LATER. THIRD PERSON THERE IS JUST THE SECOND LOSER

ONLY WINNERS HAVE SPEED MATE

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Re: Speed Guide

Post by ParadoxSpace » 22 Aug 2016, 14:00

tip: give up now if you're delta

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Re: Speed Guide

Post by completelynewguy » 23 Aug 2016, 04:24

I PREFER KEEPING ON MY CRYOWEAR AND CHANGING IT OUT FOR A JUMPSUIT WHILE IN LINE

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Re: Speed Guide

Post by Desolane900 » 23 Aug 2016, 06:31

DRINK COFFEE WHILE PREPPING
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Re: Speed Guide

Post by Tetsukiba » 24 Aug 2016, 05:40

I DIED READING THIS IN A RICK VOICE FOR RICK & MORTY

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Re: Speed Guide

Post by jaggaaff » 25 Aug 2016, 10:11

PROTIP: DONT USE THE LOCKERS, USE THE VENDORS.

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