Just be more offensive with buckshot now, or camp corners with it :^)Crab_Spider wrote:I was able to get my gun out and prepare for what's to come in an instant
John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes
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"He killed me with a SADAR and it was bullshit. We should ban him for ERP because of how VIOLENTLY HE FUCKED ME" - Biolock, Saturday 15 October 2016
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"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"
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[quote="Casany"][/quote]
Okay, now seriously, atleast give me an actual reason of why I'm terrible. Hell, Casany, we frequently talk with each other when you're an SL/BO.
Okay, now seriously, atleast give me an actual reason of why I'm terrible. Hell, Casany, we frequently talk with each other when you're an SL/BO.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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I'm just messing with you. It is a roast after all
But honestly, if your going to play marine ya gotta atleast try and hide that xenu bias m83
But honestly, if your going to play marine ya gotta atleast try and hide that xenu bias m83
"He killed me with a SADAR and it was bullshit. We should ban him for ERP because of how VIOLENTLY HE FUCKED ME" - Biolock, Saturday 15 October 2016
"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"
"To quote Suits A cop follows a car long enough, he's gonna find a busted tail light. And even if he doesn't, he's gonna bust it himself." - Awan on being an MP
"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"
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I remember you were super in love with Aria once. I mean, that was a thing.
I play Aria Vivici. I think people like me. I'm not sure why.
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Close this thread right now Snype, I beg of you.Dapper Stache wrote:I remember you were super in love with Aria once. I mean, that was a thing.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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Not even Snype's compulsive thread closing can save you now.Crab_Spider wrote:Close this thread right now Snype, I beg of you.
You asked for this.
I play Aria Vivici. I think people like me. I'm not sure why.
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes
you didn't vote yes on my command app bootCrab_Spider wrote:Just move along
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Because my boot is up your ass Ray.Recounted wrote:you didn't vote yes on my command app boot
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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John hates Buckshot. Hes a fucking liar.
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I use it sometimes. It's really hard to get close when all the stuns are at the range it's limited toRedsPro wrote:John hates Buckshot. Hes a fucking liar.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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Why the fuck you lyinCrab_Spider wrote:I use it sometimes. It's really hard to get close when all the stuns are at the range it's limited to
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Roast me daddio
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes
Wait you were using buckshot? sorry, i thought you were using slugs because of how often you missed.
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Reviving this. Make something original bitches come at me
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes
I only recall two instances of interacting with "Buckshot" Rhodes. Both of which involved me as Squad Leader, first was his snarky remarks when I was giving orders to him and the rest of my squad (got a laugh out of that). The other was when he was MP, and he was giving me trouble for accidentally shooting my revolver when I tried to holster it. Think the only reason I wasn't detained was cause I didn't hit anyone.
I got a rather positive impression, don't have any complaints.
I got a rather positive impression, don't have any complaints.
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes
Honestly. That you like the other Uriel(Uriel Turner) more than you like the original Uriel(me, encino man Payan). It hurts. It stings. It makes me feel like the inferior Uriel.
Look, I've heard your cries, and your calls.
I know you're mad at Command. I know you're angry. I know you're angry that those dinosaurs killed your fellow men.
You told me this, and I heard you.
But you shouldn't be angry at your command. If you're angry at command, you're saying that command sent those men to die. But command didn't kill those men. The enemy killed those men. They took your comrades from you. That's the important thing to remember, it was the enemy who took your friends, and you should be really REALLY mad at them.
Before you go back down there, I'm reminding you who your enemy is. The enemy.
I know you're mad at Command. I know you're angry. I know you're angry that those dinosaurs killed your fellow men.
You told me this, and I heard you.
But you shouldn't be angry at your command. If you're angry at command, you're saying that command sent those men to die. But command didn't kill those men. The enemy killed those men. They took your comrades from you. That's the important thing to remember, it was the enemy who took your friends, and you should be really REALLY mad at them.
Before you go back down there, I'm reminding you who your enemy is. The enemy.
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes
Now do any of you have any complaints!
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes
Keeps trying to get a perma, literal retard
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I'm on my meds. Fuck you Garth.Karmac wrote:Keeps trying to get a perma, literal retard
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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>literally so unintelligent he requires medical supplements to retain his common sense
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Fuck you even more, Garth. How dare you insult my autismKarmac wrote:>literally so unintelligent he requires medical supplements to retain his common sense
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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I love you papa feweh, god bless.
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