John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

[Recounted]

B O O T

[Hephasto]

Killed Mr. Wiggles after he was adopted by medbay once, less than human

[VitorThauma]

looter, -1

[Simo94]

nigga u gay

[Crab_Spider]

looter, -1

I fucking saluted you before doing it, can't I get a break for this shit?

[Stripetail]

*salute

[Dolth]

Shitcurity AKA binary-cop.
Edgy.
Never seen useful on the field.

[Crab_Spider]

Shitcurity AKA binary-cop.
Edgy.
Never seen useful on the field.

That's funny coming from you of all people.

[Blade2000Br]

I just need say one word here:

"No Rail Scope"

Let it sink in.

[Nyeshivuu]

I actually use slugs very often more than I use buckshot

That is a perma-bannable offense right there.

[SagaSword]

Want a roast? I will burn you to hell.

Mmm, a fellow shitposter. Who wanna put his balls in a roaster.
Didn't your mom ever tell you before. You came outta her and she regretted you.
Suck a big one fatty. Oh I forgot, your gay skills 'r uncanny.
Look at you boy, some kind of a fanny. Using slugs? Hell, that shit's so nasty.
Banning peri like a boss? 10 mins for insult? Jones finished your dumb carrier with three words.

Who...Are...You?

(JK I luv u Rhodes. Also, there's no flow so this turned out to be a poem instead of a diss. RIP)

[Crab_Spider]

Please keep it going, I'm still not hated enough

[Mook476]

...
...
Who?

[Dolth]

Couldn' answer to your LOOC you shat on my dead body. Yes, I do burst in some situations.

[Crab_Spider]

Couldn' answer to your LOOC you shat on my dead body. Yes, I do burst in some situations.

I said "why are you using burst fire when duel wielding", since, you increased the delay of the SMGs and because the delay is longer, you're more open to punishments, especially with the fact you put a BFA on both. You were also not wearing a helmet, giving the xenos plenty of time to go to town with you.

[Kerek]

Literally hitler MP. Also, Rhodes not taking a shotgun at times? unthinkable

[XenocidalEnragement]

I still do not understand why you utilize slugs in a shotgun. It is much more efficient to utilize an M41A Mk. II rifle with appropriate accessories if you're intending on medium-long range combat.

[Crab_Spider]

I still do not understand why you utilize slugs in a shotgun. It is much more efficient to utilize an M41A Mk. II rifle with appropriate accessories if you're intending on medium-long range combat.

If I'm taking a shotgun, I already wavered my rights to take a rifle. When i'm using slugs, I can use the last few shells left to get up close and personal

[XenocidalEnragement]

If I'm taking a shotgun, I already wavered my rights to take a rifle. When i'm using slugs, I can use the last few shells left to get up close and personal

Fair enough. There's always the option of taking two gyroscopic shotguns loaded with different sets of ammo.

[Crab_Spider]

Fair enough. There's always the option of taking two gyroscopic shotguns loaded with different sets of ammo.

Absolutely not. ಠ_ಠ

[kooarbiter]

you aren't even that good at CM, and you smell bad

[kooarbiter]

Want a roast? I will burn you to hell.

Mmm, a fellow shitposter. Who wanna put his balls in a roaster.
Didn't your mom ever tell you before. You came outta her and she regretted you.
Suck a big one fatty. Oh I forgot, your gay skills 'r uncanny.
Look at you boy, some kind of a fanny. Using slugs? Hell, that shit's so nasty.
Banning peri like a boss? 10 mins for insult? Jones finished your dumb carrier with three words.

Who...Are...You?

(JK I luv u Rhodes. Also, there's no flow so this turned out to be a poem instead of a diss. RIP)

wow another player with a terrible post, with bad gaming skills and a small dick to boast
Your mom says she loves you but you know it's just hollow, talking to her friends on the phone about how she wish she should have swallowed
Suck a big one fat boy, I know you always wouldd, because you're the best when it comes to suckin wood
You're using slugs even though you're name is buckshot, but when it comes to shotgunning at all you aint so hot
you ban peridoxan like a sad little CO, and you brig for 10 minutes for an insult you're a Comdom can't you see, yo?
When it comes to Rhodes honestly he's not fresh he's nothin new, Jones was right when he came here and asked, "who are you?"


that's the best I got :/

[Wubs4Scrubs]

I don't know what's sadder.

Repeatedly bumping a nine month old attention seeking thread.

Or the number of times you've been job banned.

[Steelpoint]

>when someone with a nickname of 'buckshot' does not know how strong buckshot is in combat

[Crab_Spider]

I don't know what's sadder.

Repeatedly bumping a nine month old attention seeking thread.

Or the number of times you've been job banned.

I've been jobbanned a total of 3 times.