Confession Time

[Casany]

I once blew up the attachments vendor as an SL thinking it would jettison its attachments when it blew up

[4thsurviver]

I killed myself with a flamer seeing if I could light a cigarette in my mouth with it.
I FF'd my SL one time by trying to clear weeds with my rifle ready and clicked on the bushes on the weeds instead and bursted them breaking something when we didn't have any doctors.
As a MP I picked up a m44 and forgot that I need to load non MP locker guns and went to fire at a hunter that boarded the ship and click click. I also crashed right when this happened so I didn't get to see my demise or talk to the marines that I had gotten killed by being in command that mission.

[Halinder]

Sometimes as a joke, while xenos are waiting for the dropship to land so they can board the Sulaco, I'll pounce them into the landing pad. Mind you, I never do this when the landing sound actually starts playing, so any time I do it the xeno in question has a good 10 or so seconds to react. Well, one time I pounced a sentinel and the guy was apparently so pissed by it that he just refused to move. Turned to look at me, so I know he wasn't AFK, but he just silently stared before getting flattened by the Rasputin.

I stopped doing that.

[immaspaceninja]

Half a year ago or so, when marines were able to fire SADAR on sully, I blew up a prae with AT rocket, creating a breach and killing around 15 marines that were defending briefing.

Your fuck ups are nuffin to me hurrr

[Renomaki]

When I go SL, I often constantly yell at my marines to stick with me and not go aimlessly roaming. Yet when I go Grunt/Spec, I have done my share of wandering too far from the SL to sate my thirst for xeno blood.. I'm not proud of it, but sometimes things happen and I go full retard. Moreso if I'm a Sadar spec and I get an itchy trigger finger, it just kills me when I know there is a battle going on and I'm stuck at the FoB, missing all the fun...

Also, there is this one infamous time where, as CO, I may have panicked and accidentally shelled a large number of wounded marines that I thought were already dead during an alien counter-attack. It is a moment that brings me a great deal of shame to this day, and it was so shocking that even Apop himself (who was one of the marines to my dismay) decided to make a big show of it, playing bagpipes and pointing fingers at me for my horrible mistake. We still won that very round though... But victory was overshadowed by shame and sadness. Nearly quit commanding forever that night.

[Dirty Old Harry]

I once blew up the attachments vendor as an SL thinking it would jettison its attachments when it blew up

Out of all the grand fuck ups in this thread, this one is the god damn worse. Shame on you Cas, Shame.

https://youtu.be/SrDSqODtEFM

[TheMusician321]

I once blew up the attachments vendor as an SL thinking it would jettison its attachments when it blew up

I remember this, I gave you the idea to blow it up and you did, funny times.

[Gorglol]

I was packing spare grenades into a backpack as a spec and accidently armed a greande and put it into the backpack. Went into crit and had to visit medbay for treatment even before the briefing had taken place.

[McRipfist]

-First day on the server was spent hallucinating in an Engineering maintenance tunnel trying to figure out how to use the Comms system and why I didn't have any clothes.

-Tried to use a flamethrower to light a cig. Set self on fire.

- Gave myself the nickname Caddy.

[Finefire984]

Killed half of the marine force trying to make the table fort great again.

[Nyeshivuu]

I was that asshole who took all the ap, my belt was full of ap. I did it for like 5 rounds before i realized i was an THAT asshole, so i started using the shotgun instead.

[TheMaskedMan2]

I insisted on taking the fragmentation grenade, I pull the pin and queen screech causes me to be unable to move. Cue a moment of silence as everyone looks at me as the ticking happens, followed by a very large explosion.

[Azmodan412]

Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis and his accent/Moon Moon exists.

[Dirty Old Harry]

In a recent round where i was a Ravager and we were on the Sully, we where hunting the last Marine and i found them alone in Comms where i charged in and they pulled out their boot knife only to get hugged by me rather than given a fighting chance.

[Disco Dalek]

I once late joined at around three in the morning. The Sulaco was overrun and I was infected within 3 minutes of joining. I managed to escape and follow the survivors towards the cargo bay which contained a surgery kit our last doctor could use.

We were jumped by a carrier which hugged one of us before running into cargo. I chased after it since I was infected and figured the other marines would remove the hugger. Didn't want to chance the carrier sneaking up on us during surgery. Little did I know, the others ran the opposite direction and left the hugged marine there thinking I would save them. Even better, that was the last uninfected marine left... Got called out in OOC at the end of the round by a mod congratulating me for single handedly losing the round. Took a break for a while after that.

[johners12345]

My only real big fuck up was when I Tried boosting the SM to run at 20 million Power... Had to eject the core... It ended up hitting the bridge... Lots of people got injured I Think... Good times.


Or the time I was helping Unknown set up the Singularity on the old station and forgot to turn on one of the fields... Uhm.. Lag city as we were eaten...


OR the time i was helping Cub clean as janitor and I had just waxed the floors... To which twenty marines slipped and died because the aliums invaded us...

Maybe I Should just stick to a gun.




Then again I had accidentally blown Bigby's head off cause he walked straight into my shotgun line of fire the dumb bitch.
Along with when Xin walked straight into my Sadar fire and promptly killed the both of us. DUMB BITCH!

[Kerek]

Just buckshotted a marine on accident.

Reno ran in front of my shot yesterday and got not 2 not 3 additional buckshot but 4. Lets say he didn't live very long. I really don't know what had happened there.

Forgive me father.

[mizolo]

FF SADAR'ED 3 marines and myself with AT, or AP rockets, only one of 3-4 times i've ever FF'ed

[Marcus Jackson]

I tried SL once and started things off by accidentally planting c4 when just trying to put it down and blew myself and my squad up making most of us deaf. Then after we fixed power and our hearing came back we went to nexus and got orders to retreat from the planet. The orders came from the PO who got them from the CL, I tried to fight their authority and convince everyone to stay down but ended up chickening out when the other squads boarded the Rasp. I left half my squad behind as CL tried to give us another briefing and wasted all our time.

My second MP round and like my 5th round total I was the only MP on duty and had to cut a deal to have a prisoner teach me how to use the brig and during my attempts to put it into practice he stabbed me in the head and took me to med bay. When a bridge officer brought him back for another crime I let him go as part of our deal.

During a last stand on the bridge I had a grenade and for whatever reason failed to successfully throw it and blew myself and some of our barricades up and no Xenos. Luckily I didn't take any marines with me.

I once lead my squad as SL to power after a failed river-push, I see a block of C-4 on a rack and think: "Sweet! Hope I can get to use this soon.", as I go to pick it up it explodes, blowing off my hands and most of my face. Half my squad was deaf and lightly wounded along with some of power's defenders, the other half was outside and hear everyone screaming about the SL being in pieces on the floor, and thought it was a Pred who kept challenging me the entire round... nearby wounded Pred de-cloaked for a second only to imminently be shit-stomped by my squad.

I lay on the floor deaf and bleeding out, as a bald PFC tries to keep me alive using a basic first aid kit, when my hearing finally comes back and I can see for a few seconds I see a mostly innocent predator being beaten to death with rifles and knives. I try to tell them to stop, but by the time I manage it the Pred has already died from shotty-slug to the back of the head.

Somehow I was delivered safely to LZ1, and for a few moments I thought I might make it... that this horrible nightmare would be over... that I might get to see my neice and nephew again...

Then the Rasp landed on me and killed me instantly.

[Wubs4Scrubs]

I may have ALLEGEDLY killed one or two marines with AP rounds. Allegedly

[TeknoKot]

Bombarded entire squad with one orbital strike.

they did not listen to me.

[Snypehunter007]

Accidently sent some M.O.T.H.E.R. messages to the marines that were supposed to go to the xenos.

You can find them in the OMG section.

[Crab_Spider]

Accidently sent some M.O.T.H.E.R. messages to the marines that were supposed to go to the xenos.

You can find them in the OMG section.

Good job Snype, you removed the meta for Marines and you have revived the tale of the Lusty Xeno Maid

[RandomWriter]

I was a MP.

The round was good, all was well, and the marines weren't being too uppity.

Suddenly, the Rasputin was hijacked, at which point M.O.T.H.E.R told us that there were twenty two xenomorphs in total. (Not sure which were on the ship)

So, I go up to briefing, ready my shotgun, aim at the Queen, and BLAM.

A Delta Squaddie who decided to bolt in front of me to take his shot last minute falls to the floor, dying, as I'm knocked over from either recoil, or friendly fire. (Not sure if Recoil's a thing or not. The dude was point blank.)

Naturally, a Hunter drags me off before I can get to my feet. :P

[Dirty Old Harry]

So my worst crime by far is leaving CM and transferring over to Citadel just recently, i know, there's a special icky place in hell for me and i accept that but i'm still untouched by the filthy furry erp.

Forgive me father for i have sinned...