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by Asmodius » 28 Apr 2017, 01:01
You kids are in for a good one here.
Me being me, Thor and all that good shit, I like to use melee weapons and basically CQC whenever I can, but, this involves none of that. I had the pleasant experience of being a Smartgunner and getting face-hugged and dragged off, normally, this is where most people's stories end, right?
WRONG MOTHERFUCKER.
My robust ass doesn't like waiting around for death, but, instead of me being SL and ordering an OB onto myself like the usual, I was planted next to another random PFC who was in the same predicament as I, nested and egged. What a shame for the both us, so, as being a good Marine goes, I tell him over comms to sync his break free of the next with mine. But this robust little fucking PFC doesn't listen to me, pulls out his backup pump and proceeds to launch buckshot into a spitter to kill it. Keep in mind, we're deep in the Alien territory. I break free soon after and pop out the Smartgun, blasting into the nest and generally fucking up all the Resin around us. This process eventually led to the shredded bodies of approximately three more Ayy's. Here we are, a random PFC and the SPC breaking free and kicking ass all at the same time. We eventually make it back over the river and back to Hydro, where surprise, Marines evacuated and left only more Xeno's behind, great. Naturally, Xeno's go fuck themselves when they see a smart gunner and run off, not wanting to die. I had the pleasant experience of meeting a PFC (No Names, but, I will give him a different alias, 'nuL dredD' with a barrel charged pump slug shotgun. I had apparently gotten into his way, to where he, quote, yelled, "MOVE!" and blasted me in the chest with the slug round, instantly shattering my chest and leaving me to die after I had proceeded to chase off several aliens.
My PFC buddy got fucked up and the shitty PFC who shot me promptly received a mauling from a Ravager, thus ending my robustness, the PFC's robustness, and his assholeness. Think he got banned too or something, I'unno.
Ain't life swell.
Second only to me running around with a Machete and Hyperzine terrorizing aliens like that.
local robusto