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How To Spot A Snowflake - Stop Wearing Headbands Dammit
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Re: How To Spot A Snowflake - Stop Wearing Headbands Dammit
i thought this was a meme post until the crab man started taking offence to statemets
let people be snowflakes. baldies will be baldies, snowflakes will be snowflakes. besides, murry has become iconic for sporting a headband. same with rusty for his disgusting blue cap. i won't fault those two because even though they know the disadvantages, they stuck with their clothing choice.
if you try to shitpost and people don't get the shit, it's not a good shitpost and you should stop shitposting.
let people be snowflakes. baldies will be baldies, snowflakes will be snowflakes. besides, murry has become iconic for sporting a headband. same with rusty for his disgusting blue cap. i won't fault those two because even though they know the disadvantages, they stuck with their clothing choice.
if you try to shitpost and people don't get the shit, it's not a good shitpost and you should stop shitposting.
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Re: How To Spot A Snowflake - Stop Wearing Headbands Dammit
...caleeb101 wrote:i thought this was a meme post until the crab man started taking offence to statemets
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Screw you too
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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This is fucking acid goop, we dont need to be professional here, do you not like fun?Crab_Spider wrote:Mhm. Mhm. Aren't you a moderator and therefore supposed to be holding a sense of professionalism?
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I don't like people having fun when I'm not allowed to have fun.Kavrick wrote:This is fucking acid goop, we dont need to be professional here, do you not like fun?
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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Your fun is being a shitlerCrab_Spider wrote:I don't like people having fun when I'm not allowed to have fun.
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My fun is not being a shitler, my fun is SCP protocol.Kavrick wrote:Your fun is being a shitler
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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A1 memes
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Well, Imma go ape shit poster up on this post until Crab-Spider accepts the snowflake.
I regret nothing.
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That doesn't even sound slightly legitCrab_Spider wrote:My fun is not being a shitler, my fun is SCP protocol.
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IKR, this guy would shit his pants if he plays SCP.Kavrick wrote:That doesn't even sound slightly legit
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As someone who's a huge fan of the SCP foundation, and even was reading it before it became popular with the game, the military and security force in the SCP foundation are extremely professional and even compassionate, the complete opposite to how crab spider plays mpSagaSword wrote:IKR, this guy would shit his pants if he plays SCP.
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Considering you're guarding some monster creatures with super powers yea, they HAVE to be super professional security forces. If you played SCP there is a scene which after you cross the jungle area door, the most professional military forces (kinda like UPP) caught Billy, god damn Billy, and the REAL billy in the SCP foundation is a fucking 20 feet tall madafaka who eats electricity and will fuck your shit up even if you look at him. Exactly the opposite from the game, but I guess they had to make the game winnable.Kavrick wrote:As someone who's a huge fan of the SCP foundation, and even was reading it before it became popular with the game, the military and security force in the SCP foundation are extremely professional and even compassionate, the complete opposite to how crab spider plays mp
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+1
I'm sick and tired of those damn snowflakes infesting OUR community. In my opinion, if you decide to wear a beret or a headband, then you should just be banned on the spot. And if I had my way, you'd be permabanned for simply putting either of those on.
I'm sick and tired of those damn snowflakes infesting OUR community. In my opinion, if you decide to wear a beret or a headband, then you should just be banned on the spot. And if I had my way, you'd be permabanned for simply putting either of those on.
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You dare question my behavior and what I spend my time on in other servers?Kavrick wrote:As someone who's a huge fan of the SCP foundation, and even was reading it before it became popular with the game, the military and security force in the SCP foundation are extremely professional and even compassionate, the complete opposite to how crab spider plays mp
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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WhatCrab_Spider wrote:You dare question my behavior and what I spend my time on in other servers?
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Re: How To Spot A Snowflake - Stop Wearing Headbands Dammit
seeing as how this entire post is now shitposting with no point here's some nice shitposts
traps are gay
ayy lmao
lol gay
tchk NOICE
:ok_hand:
those were my shitposts, have a nice day friends :)
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18: colonial religions destroyed through genocide
traps are gay
ayy lmao
lol gay
tchk NOICE
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those were my shitposts, have a nice day friends :)
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You see, that's where your wrong kiddo.NoahKirchner wrote: traps are gay
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fixed it for youNoahKirchner wrote:I am a trap
Probably dead in some remote corner of the map
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How is this shitpost still alive?
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Snowflakes are keeping it alive for their vanity.SagaSword wrote:How is this shitpost still alive?
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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You can take my freedom, but you can NEVER TAKE MY PURPLE HAAAAAIR.
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Someone make a suggestion for electric shavers.Winter wrote:You can take my freedom, but you can NEVER TAKE MY PURPLE HAAAAAIR.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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Yesterday we had a sl refuse to put on his sl helmet so he could wear a headband. he died 10 mins after landing.
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Today, I'd like to ask Apop to turn CM into a MMO with snowflake 100% legit sexy armor that would actually protect you from anything.