A PSA to all medics and dumbass marines

[Kesserline]

Cliff, confirming. You are a genius.

As a chemist : take 10 QC autoinjectors, (or just 5 from the vendors, revend them, I don't care, that's your thing).
Empty them with a syringe. You have 30 QC (You'll only use 28 for a 14 pills bottle).
So, 28 QC + Bica 10u or 15u.

In your bluespace beaker : 28 QC + 140 to 210 Bicaridine.
Prepare your pill bottle. Enjoy. Super effective as internal bleeding IS caused by brute damage.

I hereby deliver you the following prize :
- 3 hugs
- my respect
- the right to call yourself "medicool" for at least 2 days

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Another easy production.

Get 40 Carbon + 40 Iron + 40 Dexalin. You get 120 Dex+.
Set only 2u per pills, you have nearly more than 4 worth of pill bottles (with mean more than 56 pills instead of 56 injectors of Dexa+ to carry as a medic).

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My projet is to prepare a solid dosage, yet, easy and fast to produce of an Inaprovaline solution.

Inappro 10, Bica 15, Derma 15. Maybe, I have to see if that's cool to produce.

[phil235]

Save you by rezzing you.
Don't put your armor and weapon back on.

The medic's time is precious, a medic that takes the time to put the patient's armor and weapon back on is incompetent.

Drag you to LZ in crit.

Probably because the medic doesn't have the tool to heal you out of crit, or because the marines are being pushed back by xenos and the medic isn't safe.
Who else would medic drag to the LZ if not the marines in crit? If you were conscious and could walk the medic wouldn't waste their time dragging you.

Leave your weapon to ... OH BOY ... GET STRIPPED OF IT'S AP MAGAZINE AND OOOH BOY ... THOSE JUICY ATTACHMENTS ... OOOH BOY.

If you have AP magazines and rare attachments but are too wounded to fight it's perfectly normal for other marines to use your gear. Also, unless we're talking Barrel Charger or Scope, your attachments are not worth ANYTHING.

Leave you in a stasis bag of all things (WHICH CURRENTLY SERVE NO FUCKING PURPOSE OTHER THAN TO DELAY HUGGED MARINES),

You don't seem to know how stasis bag work. The stasis bag is the one magic tool that medics have that ensures you will survive. But maybe you'd rather the medic to let you die from collapsed lungs?

Preventing you from going/retrieving your weapon or defending yourself at all if you were to get up.

You have a fixation on your weapon, this really indicates you don't know what's important in the game when playing on the marine side. Unless we're talking SADAR, your weapon is worthless. There's a near infinite amount of all standard weapons both on the Almayer and lying around on the planet after the round has been going for a while. Also the stasis bag does not prevent you from fighting, if you really want to you can escape the stasis bag.


Maybe you should learn to play as a medic before complaining about what you think is a medic error.

[shyshadow]

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Respect for knowing what's, what.
+Respect

[PerfectDeath]

I've noticed for a few rounds in a row that I was not able to get Peri, even when it was allowed. So I spend more of my time blending special mixes.

Here is an easy one to make in your medic prep room:

Dispense trico-injector > Syringe out 5-15u of the trico > Dispense and syringe out Oxycodone > Inject Oxycodone into Trico Injectors. Now you can give your squad marines "spiked" trico injectors (these injectors hold 15u and anyone can use them) you give the "chad strength" injectors (15u Oxycodone) if the marine is chad enough for it. =]

Also grab some metal flasks from the cafeteria venders > Inject your favourite blend of chems from auto injectors. One solid one is 6u QC, 3u Dex+, 11u Inap per syringe, full the 60u flask by repeating that mix a few times and you'll never run out of a go-to quick clot & stabalize blend (5u doses). Great if you can get a hypo spray that you can refill with the flask's blend.

You can even give out general blends in flasks like 15u Bica, 15u Kelo, 15u Trico, 3u QC, 1u Dex+, 11u Oxy and just tell them to chug the whole thing if they can't get a medic.

But yeah, peri-less rounds get painful later on for medics... marines passing out from oxygen damage all the time. Only thing I can do is make sure chests are splinted asap to minimize internal damages.

Of course, my preferred item over stasis bags are roller beds. I need to take more, I always run out. I even snag one from medical when I am just a Boot Marine.

Boots LOVE pushing roller beds!

Just throw them down and raise them up, now they can't just walk over the body, they gotta push it!
It also makes it more obvious that the body needs to be evac'd.

PS: I still find a few squad medics that only use trico and autoinjectors. Found a few boots with 30u trico OD. >_<

[Kesserline]

If you can, at least ask for :
- QC+Bica (2u + 15u) pills
- Dex+ (2u) pills

Easy to produce in bulk quantities, even for a slow chemist. And it saves you (for each pill bottles) 13 slots of autoinjectors.

[Kris P Kreme]

levels of sodium like this is why xenos almost always win.

[Feeltheburnandslams]

Neato helpful shit, if you don't want to lose your - SUPER DUPER EXTRAVAGANZA RARE M41 PULSE RIFLE(attatchmentsnotincluded)- ditch your back pack and don that shit on your back. harder to lose something that doesn't require your paper mache armor that has the oh-so rare ability to repell lethal pebbles and pellets.

[spookydonut]

The only armor I will put back on is smart gunner harness and b18 though rarely is this needed as both those tend to get dragged off by the xenos.