How not to doctor - true story

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Re: How not to doctor - true story

Post by Dolth » 17 May 2018, 16:45

Royal Griffon wrote: ↑
17 May 2018, 15:57
 Also don't go to medbay EVER if Charlotte something I believe is in there...she scares me...like she once performed surgery on me while OD'ing me on painkillers...I was so confused I just laid there screaming
However was the quickest surgery I've had, or one of
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Re: How not to doctor - true story

Post by Solarmare » 17 May 2018, 17:24

The amount of people who smoke in the medical bay is too damm high.
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Re: How not to doctor - true story

Post by Royal Griffon » 17 May 2018, 21:47

Solarmare wrote: ↑
17 May 2018, 17:24
 The amount of people who smoke in the medical bay is too damm high.
Don't mind me, just using the pack of cigars and sitting in the medbay until Elena kicks me out
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
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Re: How not to doctor - true story

Post by Royal Griffon » 17 May 2018, 21:49

Dolth wrote: ↑
17 May 2018, 16:45
 Fortune. The one who meows and purrs. The vuttest of all women.
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She is scary. I fear medbay when she is around and refuse to be medbay'ed for fear of missing organs
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
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superjo98 wrote: Hey griffon you should put this in your signature since you're so robust and communism is great that way I feel special.
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Re: How not to doctor - true story

Post by Dolth » 18 May 2018, 03:08

I just keep an unlit ciggar.
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Re: How not to doctor - true story

Post by xXen0zS1ay3rXx » 18 May 2018, 03:23

Royal Griffon wrote: ↑
17 May 2018, 21:49
 She is scary. I fear medbay when she is around and refuse to be medbay'ed for fear of missing organs
You can actually do that to people on Lifeweb, pretty fun way to kill people as a doctor.

Cut open the chest and TEAR OUT THE HEART!
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Re: How not to doctor - true story

Post by Royal Griffon » 18 May 2018, 06:50

xXen0zS1ay3rXx wrote: ↑
18 May 2018, 03:23
 You can actually do that to people on Lifeweb, pretty fun way to kill people as a doctor.

Cut open the chest and TEAR OUT THE HEART!
She threw kidneys at me once, and I paid her 400 dollars I think for them and I threw them at someone else
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
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superjo98 wrote: Hey griffon you should put this in your signature since you're so robust and communism is great that way I feel special.
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Re: How not to doctor - true story

Post by Alky » 21 May 2018, 02:37

The doctors who shit talk on others specifically me and doesn’t carry his own weight:

Almost finishes healing, only needing an arm, random doctor comes in with another OT’s surgery tools. Goes away after arguing, he goes to treat the patient. I treat 2 to 4 people (3 had worse than the patient I first treated, one generally low). Finds him still treating the same guy, continues to bash on him. Called the CMO who I believed was Kane Laborde for MP arrest. Never saw again.

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