On 2018-05-06 (11 00 pm), SO Elizabeth Nightingale gave me an OB. Hilarity did not ensue.
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LCDR Jackson 'Stiggs' Hopper [Command (XO)] exclaims, "Cooper you better not be fucking overeaggerating this shit!"
LT Elizabeth Nightingale [Command (SO)] shouts, "COMMS MIGHT GO DOWN SOON!"
LT Ezra Weasleman [Command (SO)] says, "READY TO LAUNCH A DELTA OB"
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CPL Raz McSky [Delta (aSL)] says, "DELTA PREPARE OB X -5 Y 0"
LT Ezra Weasleman [Command (SO)] says, "PLACE IT"
LT Elizabeth Nightingale [Command (SO)] says, "PREPARE OB DELTA X-5 Y 0"
LT Ezra Weasleman [Command (SO)] says, "ON THE WAY"
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[Overwatch]: Initializing fire coordinates.
[Overwatch]: Transmitting beacon feed.
[Overwatch]: Calibrating trajectory window.
[Overwatch]: WARNING! Ballistic trans-atmospheric launch detected! Get outside of Danger Close!
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CPL Raz McSky [Delta (aSL)] says, "I DIDNT SAY TO FIRE"
LT Dillon Bunten [Command (SO)] says, "OB was on our FOB"
LT Dillon Bunten [Command (SO)] says, "Reccomend EVAC now"
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[Overwatch]: Attention. Staff Officer Ezra Weasleman is no longer your Overwatch officer. Overwatch functions deactivated.
LCDR Jackson 'Stiggs' Hopper [Command (XO)] shouts, "WHOON GOD'S NAME FIRED IT?!"
SGT Chase 'Loudmouth' Kusco [Command (aSL)] says, "I am being told that LT Dillon just fucking killed a bunch of rines with an OB"
ENS Alberto 'Surtr' Lineman [Command (PO)] says, "He did"
CPL Raz McSky [Command (aSL)] says, "Confirmed. We didn't order to fire only to PREPARE the OB. Miscommunication, sir."
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Command Announcement
FULL STATIONSIDE EVAC! BOARD THE ALAMO NOW!
- Exectuvie Officer Jackson 'Stiggs' Hopper
FF isn't a warcrime, right guys?
FF = Friends Forever