Dark Heresy,New thread
- Evilkyle24
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
Ah, allright.
So, I got bored and read the rulebook. Yeah. Pretty much all of it.
We were doing combat wrong.
First off, you can actually AIM! How about that? Half action to get a +10, Full for a +20. Works with melee weapons because reasons and you have to attack as your next action or it goes away.
Second, you can't attack twice in the same turn unless you have a talent that says otherwise, like Furious Assault.
Third, dodge is really REALLY strong, max that shit fast and you're a DEMON in combat. No opposed check, you roll AFTER the enemy rolls to hit and if you pass, you dodge.
Oh and if you parry with a power weapon or someone tries to parry a power weapon with a non-power weapon, you have a 75% chance to break their weapon. Parry's hella stronk but doesn't work against ranged.
So basically we're doing everything wrong.
So, I got bored and read the rulebook. Yeah. Pretty much all of it.
We were doing combat wrong.
First off, you can actually AIM! How about that? Half action to get a +10, Full for a +20. Works with melee weapons because reasons and you have to attack as your next action or it goes away.
Second, you can't attack twice in the same turn unless you have a talent that says otherwise, like Furious Assault.
Third, dodge is really REALLY strong, max that shit fast and you're a DEMON in combat. No opposed check, you roll AFTER the enemy rolls to hit and if you pass, you dodge.
Oh and if you parry with a power weapon or someone tries to parry a power weapon with a non-power weapon, you have a 75% chance to break their weapon. Parry's hella stronk but doesn't work against ranged.
So basically we're doing everything wrong.
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
Gonna go ahead and take the initiative and ask when is the next game?
- MrJJJ
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
Uh evil...
Most of us knew about 1 and 3....
I am not sure most of us even knew about 2...
Most of us knew about 1 and 3....
I am not sure most of us even knew about 2...
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
I read the rulebook.
Pretty much all of it.
Hey did you know that when we fought the dreadnought he could not have attacked JOHN CENA!!!!!!!! twice in one turn, he also would have had to take a full turn to unjam a gun and the multi-melta would have not jammed, just burned the shit out of him. I probably could have fluffed it as the way I jammed them was by pissing off the machine spirits, but still.
Also engaging him in Melee would have meant he could not have used the Multi Melta without either missing horribly or hurting himself.
Pretty much all of it.
Hey did you know that when we fought the dreadnought he could not have attacked JOHN CENA!!!!!!!! twice in one turn, he also would have had to take a full turn to unjam a gun and the multi-melta would have not jammed, just burned the shit out of him. I probably could have fluffed it as the way I jammed them was by pissing off the machine spirits, but still.
Also engaging him in Melee would have meant he could not have used the Multi Melta without either missing horribly or hurting himself.
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
Ok cool kid we play how jones plays not how you do.
- Dalavi
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
Huh... This is a thing. Cool. I personally kinda prefer Only War but whatever. Suppose you could ask a book-reading, /tg/-browsing grognard like me about lore or rules or stuff. Also, word from the wise, use Roll20/Maptools and Skype for games if you aren't already, voice for combat if possible, and compile your character sheets into a spreadsheet, makes it way goddamn easier.
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
First off, Toxic green.
Second, that's not how I play, that's how the rules say to play.
Second, that's not how I play, that's how the rules say to play.
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
Join Sose's Only War then.Dalavi wrote:Huh... This is a thing. Cool. I personally kinda prefer Only War but whatever. Suppose you could ask a book-reading, /tg/-browsing grognard like me about lore or rules or stuff. Also, word from the wise, use Roll20/Maptools and Skype for games if you aren't already, voice for combat if possible, and compile your character sheets into a spreadsheet, makes it way goddamn easier.
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
Phew, good thing we aren't following the rules!Evilkyle24 wrote:First off, Toxic green.
Second, that's not how I play, that's how the rules say to play.
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
Im thinking on a game on.....Wednesday?
Whos up for it,Im thinking Dark heresy maybe or Black crusade,we shall see
Whos up for it,Im thinking Dark heresy maybe or Black crusade,we shall see
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
Yeah. I'll be there.
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
im ok with weds, give us a time bby.
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
Lol he didn't even give us a time and started whenever.
Jesus christ.
Jesus christ.
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
Hmm im gonna say
Dark heresy Game Tommorow or after tommorow.
Dark heresy Game Tommorow or after tommorow.
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
Don't have the rulebook or DH game link or I'd jump in. Probably die really fast but would try to make it totally worth it.
Anyway, So I don't have to vouch for "available/unavailable", I will post my schedule. My time zone is 8 hours behind yours in Greenwich. If its during a time not specified as unavailable, consider me in BC and if I get a link and rules, DH.
10PM-6AM: Unavailable, all days.
Monday: Unavailable 8AM-11AM at minimum, 2:30PM to 3:45PM
Tuesday: Unavailable 4PM-6PM
Wednesday: Unavailable 8AM-11AM at minimum, 2:30PM to 3:45PM
Thursday: Unavailable 9AM-11:45AM, 4PM-6PM, 7PM-9:45PM
Most of these don't matter because they're in the middle of the night in Greenwich.
Oh, not available for the 4th to the 7th of September.
Again, if its in a time that isn't unavailable, I'll almost certainly be there for the game.
Anyway, So I don't have to vouch for "available/unavailable", I will post my schedule. My time zone is 8 hours behind yours in Greenwich. If its during a time not specified as unavailable, consider me in BC and if I get a link and rules, DH.
10PM-6AM: Unavailable, all days.
Monday: Unavailable 8AM-11AM at minimum, 2:30PM to 3:45PM
Tuesday: Unavailable 4PM-6PM
Wednesday: Unavailable 8AM-11AM at minimum, 2:30PM to 3:45PM
Thursday: Unavailable 9AM-11:45AM, 4PM-6PM, 7PM-9:45PM
Most of these don't matter because they're in the middle of the night in Greenwich.
Oh, not available for the 4th to the 7th of September.
Again, if its in a time that isn't unavailable, I'll almost certainly be there for the game.
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
Well the games are onhold,atleast time.
Going on a good old nostalgia trip to also help me rest with Pillow´s Rogue trader game
Going on a good old nostalgia trip to also help me rest with Pillow´s Rogue trader game
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
Alright...so since two new people want to play,im thinking about a mini side session...not involving the current missions,so..whos up for a weekday session and can make it? Post here
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
we all just started school, unlike you we can't play every day
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
I started it 3 weeks ago, still can play, tyEastGermanStasi wrote:we all just started school, unlike you we can't play every day
Which day jones?
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
Never played it. Doesn't seem to fun for a person like myself.
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
Im thinking this week if possible,still thinking of a day...if not this is once again put onhold till i get more time.
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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-Credit goes to SovietCyanide
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
I would suggest friday or thursday.....
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
Yea it wont happen it seems
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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-Credit goes to SovietCyanide
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Re: Dark Heresy,New thread
Jones, you Imperial bastard. Get on Byond. I need to talk to you about some stuff.