Moments with Caitlyn Amyx

[Arbs]

Excuse me stop bullying on this fine forum

shut up and give me all your lunch money dork

[Sleepy Retard]

griefer

[Rikman]

Asshole

[simonset55]

Yes I ag

[Sargeantmuffinman]

[CABAL]

Since I'm not playing outside weekends...
mOmEnTs WiTh CaBeL "dOd" ShEpArD!
What do you think about this awfull man who covers his face and begs for cybergisation? Remember, beggars cannot be choosers! Only marine mains are allowed to express their opinion. Xenomains can't RP.

[kastion]

Since I'm not playing outside weekends...
mOmEnTs WiTh CaBeL "dOd" ShEpArD!
What do you think about this awfull man who covers his face and begs for cybergisation? Remember, beggars cannot be choosers! Only marine mains are allowed to express their opinion. Xenomains can't RP.

hard to rp with a dead body. git gud.

[CABAL]

hard to rp with a dead body. git gud.

You broke the rule! And there was only one.

[BobatNight]

You wouldn't stop complaining about not getting a food crate as the CL and then cryo'd shortly after. I'm not sure what you expected with this.

[Survivor]

Playing as your CT, first thing you do in the round is order a crate of tasty ingredients and head off to the kitchen with it. I barely care due to the fact that I don't mind soloing cargo. You got brigged for it, which was rather funny seeing as all it was, was one crate after all. Later on you and the captain have a tiff all while I spend most of the round in cargo making things really neat. Captain orders that anything that is ordered we have to run past him. I ignore that order like most orders and just get on with my role. You return after your sentence and order another crate so you can make more cakes. The commander didn't like that and demotes you on the spot while I'm laughing inside. Dealing with cargo, standard CT radio, chugging along nicely. Then you return again with the commander telling you over the cargo radio you're not a cargonian any more and comes down to see a crate come up from the lift. It's filled with yummy ingredients and I'm dying inside. You pull a fast one, pastying me in the process while you think of something. I get asked a question and I return with a "what?". The Captain is pissed, really pissed. Mateba at his side and ready to use it he confronts you and you run away, shooting. The captain never caught you, in fact it was down to MPs to stop you, the incompetent fucks. So after tazing you, while tazing multiple marines just attempting to stop your mad rampage in your quest for cakes, you were finally arrested. At that point your fate was set, execution via firing squad it was. The captain watching with a smug look on his face the CMP gazing coldly. "Fire" the order was said and the deed was done. Shot after shot rang out as you were filled with holes. The captain happy with the result rushes to his console to send the message of your demise and it was a funny one too. All the while I was chugging along, all alone, just chugging. and chuckling as the ship was going completely mad, doctors going insane, MTs managing to somehow do stupid things and marines shooting each other.

Got to admit while you made a shit RO that round it was funny to watch.

Damn, you make me seem like a monster lol.


Edit: Also I should note I told them so many times to go actually order supplies instead of, you know, sitting around in the kitchen doing nothing while people died. That's why the brigging was handled.

[Enigmachine]

Yes I'm Bill's Carson illegitimate daughter.

My mind is flooded with the amount of shit I'd give up just to see you call Billy 'Daddy' to his face.

[edgardo]

This.

[DriedMilk]

griefer

[Survivor]

griefer

[BurnedSweetPotato]

The one time when you took like 25 minutes to fix IB, and when I tried to give you some suggestions, you told me to shut up because I was not a doctor.

[KeyWii]

When your stoke my ego thread backfires

[Survivor]

When your stoke my ego thread backfires

I'm 80 percent convinced they knew this would be the response, because they are a massive troll

[edgardo]

I'm 80 percent convinced they knew this would be the response, because they are a massive troll

B-But Jackson, you are gei too.

[TOESTEDBABY]

I found my new favorite job. CMP the easiest way to fuck up people round and still following the rules. Last night I arrested someone for pushing in briefing.

[waswar]

NO YOU MUST STOP

[Boersgard]

My experience the other day:

Caitlyn is XO but doing RO's job
She gives me only half of what I asked for and pushes the next button
I go back and wait in the line, then ask for the rest
Get the other attachment and grenade, but tells me she doesn't know where the m39 AP ammo is and pushes the next button
I go back in the line a third time and ask for the M39 ammo again, and also ask one of the cargotechs/RO if he could grab it and point to the vendor with it
Caitlyn finally goes to grab the M39 AP ammo


I find whoever plays caitlyn to just be a troll - but trolls help things stay interesting so I don't care much about it

[Boersgard]

I found my new favorite job. CMP the easiest way to fuck up people round and still following the rules. Last night I arrested someone for pushing in briefing.

CMP and MP's in general are easymode trolling. You're only following in the footsteps of a million other shitlordes who wanted to fuck with station crew and get away with it. I dunno, maybe you can still make it interesting?

Instead I think it will just be dull/routine as you're basically just enforcing the same rules every day like the admins you have to deal with, and that's when you start taking it too srs and your ebin trolles get you banned. I mean, they'll probably get you banned regardless eventually, but at least the other roles'll be fun rather than a mock imitation/flattery of the admins.

[AcuteCircle]

i dont like you, but im pretty sure thats what you want

[OatzAndHoes]