Corrupt-A-Wish

[taketheshot56]

granted but they die instantly from FF.

I wish for 2 quickfire m41as at round start, every round.

Granted but Aoi Bell shoots you and steals the quickfire m41s to put his Gyrooos on.

I wish for donations to be open.

[HR171]

Granted but Aoi Bell shoots you and steals the quickfire m41s to put his Gyrooos on.

I beat you to that joke matey
deal with it.

Granted but you get permabanned from the server and the forums with no chance to appeal

[manezinho]

Granted but Aoi Bell kills you every time to get you attachments

I wish for a pet un retarded muhreen who is impervious to FF

Granted but it dies an early death due to natural causes.

I wish the earth blew up.

[HR171]

Granted but it dies an early death due to natural causes.

I wish the earth blew up.

granted but the year is 2698 so the earth is a nuclear waste land and no one lives there, humanity has spread throughout the milky-way and thus basically earth blowing up has no impact on anyone apart from you because you were on earth as it blew up Tldr ; you die nothing else happens

I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions.

[taketheshot56]

granted but the year is 2698 so the earth is a nuclear waste land and no one lives there, humanity has spread throughout the milky-way and thus basically earth blowing up has no impact on anyone apart from you because you were on earth as it blew up Tldr ; you die nothing else happens

I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions.

He is BEd by the CO

I wish for colonial marines to not lag.

[HR171]

granted but a nuclear warhead accidentally detonates in the atmosphere over wherever you live crippling your internet and computer permanently (also maybe killing you but whatever).

I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi,

[manezinho]

granted but a nuclear warhead accidentally detonates in the atmosphere over wherever you live crippling your internet and computer permanently (also maybe killing you but whatever).

I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi,

Granted but he is murdered by a baldie.

I wish HR171 would stop trying to make an immortal pet muhreen.

[BobaFett07]

granted, but another one takes his place and is even more annoying

[HR171]

granted, but another one takes his place and is even more annoying

Granted but Its yer boi in disguise


I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and kills all baldies on sight (thus cannot be murdered by them(and MPs dont care))

[HR171]

I wish HR171 would stop trying to make an immortal pet muhreen.

Try stop me biatch

[Joe4444]

Granted but Its yer boi in disguise


I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and kills all baldies on sight (thus cannot be murdered by them(and MPs dont care))

Granted, but he's crushed by the dropship when it comes up.

I wish for xenos to be removed from the game.

[TheMusician321]

Granted, but he's crushed by the dropship when it comes up.

I wish for xenos to be removed from the game.

Granted but they're replaced by murder monkey corroders.

I wish to not be bad at socializing with people.

[HR171]

Granted but they're replaced by murder monkey corroders.

I wish to not be bad at socializing with people.

Granted but you die (cant be bad at socialising if yer dead)

I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship

[manezinho]

Granted but you die (cant be bad at socialising if yer dead)

I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship

Granted but he goes into a coma.

I wish there were more CM memes.

[HR171]

granted but they are all shitty Aoi Bell memes

I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship, who is impervious to comas.

[Joe4444]

granted but they are all shitty Aoi Bell memes

I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship, who is impervious to comas.

Granted but he never gets out of the cryo pods

I wish for the corroder to be added back into the game

[HR171]

Granted but you are banned so can never play the game.

I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship, who is impervious to comas, and as he was genetically superior never had to cryo

[DeadLantern]

Granted but you are banned so can never play the game.

I wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship, who is impervious to comas, and as he was genetically superior never had to cryo

Since he never cyro'd, and the only other person who did not cryo was the antag synthetic, the synth disposed of him into space.

[Crab_Spider]

I wish I could have Brett Kimple's ckey.

[DeadLantern]

I wish I could have Brett Kimple's ckey.

Perma bans on every single server, even the anime ones.

I wish I could become a predalien.

[misterjoper]

I wish I could become a predalien.

Granted but round ends as soon as you burst.(still worth it)
I wish I could argue with feweh without getting banned.

[Crab_Spider]

Granted but round ends as soon as you burst.(still worth it)
I wish I could argue with feweh without getting banned.

Granted but you get banned for being low RP

I have no wishes

[manezinho]

Granted but you get banned for being low RP

I have no wishes

You are given a disease instead.

I wish there were more baldies.

[James5734]

You are given a disease instead.

I wish there were more baldies.

Granted but the xenos the baldies are fighting against are also bald

I wish I knew what to wish for

[HR171]

Granted but the xenos the baldies are fighting against are also bald

I wish I knew what to wish for

Granted, you wish for death.


I Wish for a genetically superior pet muhreen who is impervious to FF and death by natural causes and never deploys on combat missions and never can be BE'd cause he is a good boi, and is not retarded so cant be crushed by the dropship, who is impervious to comas, and as he was genetically superior never had to cryo and who kills all synthetics on sight


Haha my pet muhreen wish will become incorruptible heheheheheheheheheh