Corrupt-A-Wish

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, your digestion system needs more food to survive.

I wish Minecraft and Terraria merged into one game.

[InsertCleverNameHere]

Wish granted, but it's developed by EA and every five minutes of gameplay you have to buy a new DLC to continue as well as all the items being in separate item backs. Oh and updates also cost money.

I wish I had gotten my Major Solo Victory yesterday and that alien didn't somehow avoid the damn tripmine.

[Triel Wolfblood]

Wish granted he didnt avoid tripmine but CC shot both you and the alien with bluespace artilery

I wish for more !FUN!

[Evilkyle24]

Wish Granted, your digestion system needs more food to survive.

I wish Minecraft and Terraria merged into one game.

I... what? That's literally the exact opposite of what I wished for.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you are having fun in your imaginations.

I wish Evilkyle24 made a wish.

[Triel Wolfblood]

wish granted but nobody granted it and kyle exploded

I wish unknown knew what !FUN! really is

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, he learns that !FUN! is killing people.

I wish E3 games were given out.

[InsertCleverNameHere]

Wish granted, but they all end up corrupting your game files right when you are having the most fun.

I wish I knew how to map.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you map one time... You give up mapping for the rest of you life because you got bored.

I wish I was Ocelot Revolver.

[Mordrehel]

Granted but you quickly come down with cancer

I wish people couldn't have knowledge of what I wished for.

[InsertCleverNameHere]

Wish granted, you fade away in forum darkness never to be seen again.

I wish they remastered the first MGS

[Triel Wolfblood]

Wish granted but then is was so awesome your computer couldnt pull it off and blew up

I wish more people donated

[Mordrehel]

Granted but then the donations account is hacked and all the money is stolen

I wish that this wish can't go wrong.

[Triel Wolfblood]

granted, it instead went so right its bad

I wish i never wished this wish

[Evilkyle24]

Granted, you immediately die of a heart attack.

I wish that the Commander could leave the sulaco under dire circumstances.

[Mordrehel]

Granted but the commander is only allowed to take a pistol

I wish the ravagers were actually useful

[InsertCleverNameHere]

Granted, but then nobody uses them.

I wish interspeices ERP was allowed.

[Pillow]

Granted but then the universe implodes from the nastyness of it.

I Wish that people wouldn't metagame

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, people are powergaming.

I wish people wouldn't powergame.

[Triel Wolfblood]

granted but people go back to metagaming

I wish CM were 100% more funny

[Jester]

Granted, CM becomes so funny that every people that played CM died because they played too much

I wish that more than 7 people would play this forum game

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, 8 people plays one wish and leaves right after.

I wish the person who wishes my wish dies of cancer before my knees without any attempt to endanger or affect my life.

[DesFrSpace]

As soon the wisher post a reply to UnknownMurder's wish, a Black Hole appear out of nowhere sucking both the wisher and granter in.

~Blank wishes, no wish-y are detected.~

[UnknownMurder]

Game's Over. I win. I killed the Granter. What do I win?

[InsertCleverNameHere]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ