Corrupt-A-Wish

[Triel Wolfblood]

wish granted your wish gets corrupted

I wish CM had more species for muhreens

[Mordrehel]

Wish granted CM is now a HRP server with tajarans and aliens/ marines aren't allowed to fight without using me commands first.

I wish there was a gradual progression of marine weapon upgrades using research.

[Triel Wolfblood]

wish granted but theres no research so marines suck

I wish to have another wish

[Mizari]

Wish granted, using the second wish causes you to die

I wish that drinking alcohol didn't give you a hangover!

[Mordrehel]

Wish granted, it now keeps you indefinitely drunk and unable to hold a job.

I wish humans could sleep as long as they wanted to.

[Triel Wolfblood]

Wish granted you sleep till you death

I wish that i never wished this and that it doesnt go wrong

[Mordrehel]

Wish granted we have now been moved back in time except this time you have mysteriously disappeared into the cosmos.

I wish it didn't take so long to move across the US

[Triel Wolfblood]

Wish granted its now so small a lot of people have to move out.

I wish that the granter of this wish dissapears into void

[Pillow]

Wish granted but the corruption eats your face and everyone thinks your so ugly so they throw you in an insane asylum

I wish that there were more alpha tests

[InsertCleverNameHere]

Wish granted but everyone tells you to go fuck yourself with your confusing as fuck wishes

I wish at least someone will miss me when I leave to go to Texas for a week

[Triel Wolfblood]

wish granted all of people that were inportant to you miss you so much they suicide

i wish for hell, its about damn time

[MrJJJ]

Wish Granted, you instantly eaten by the weakest demon in existence

I wish to learn how to code, sprite and map to create da Spiders

[Butterrobber202]

Granted, You life has a Error 404

I wish I had no feels

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you're a Vulcan.

I wish I could live long and prosper.

[Triel Wolfblood]

wish granted you prosper to death

I wish for a donk pocket

[Jester]

Granted,but that donk pocket wasnt a donk pocket it was a facehuggers that looked like a donk pocket then you get infected and burst

I wish that Alpha will be implemented today

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, invisible shuttle appears everywhere.

I wish I had an invisible plane like the one from Justice League.

[Tranquill]

Granted but, because it's invisible you cannot find it or use it.

I wish that I had a cupcake to eat right now.

[Butterrobber202]

Granted it is as old as JESUS CHIRST

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Invalid. No wish detected.

I wish Butterrober changes his picture and post a new profile pic in here.

[MrJJJ]

Wish granted, its butter eating a robber…brutally…police never found out it was butter, giving the case a name of "UnknownMurder"

I wish for Empress to appear as a secret alien in Alpha

[Triel Wolfblood]

granted shes so op aliens win every round

i wish for no grant

[Jester]

Granted,you wished for no grant and you got no grant YOU GOT A SUPER MEGA OMEGA BETA ALPHA SUPERMEGA NINJA COOL GRANT

I wish that ..............

[Allan1234]

Your wish was rejected by the gods.

I wish that Players would role-play as proper marines

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, players shoot each other on purpose.

I wish Daleks were the supreme master race of the universe.