Corrupt-A-Wish

[Allan1234]

Wish granted, They subject you to kinky octagon sex.

I wish i was the headmod

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, SAS and Unknown are your overlords.

I wish we could prone in SS13: Colonial Marines.

[Allan1234]

Wish granted, you get prone to sickness

I wish i was a god

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you're a God, Loki. Unfortunately, you got beaten the shit out of by Hulk.

I wish I was God from the Bible.

[MrJJJ]

Wish Granted……….You endlessly forgive people, and punish those who are waaaaaay too guilty…this results in a wish unable to be corrupted, thus the wish has been destroyed, thus making humanity be 100% guilty and try to destroy the galaxy.

I wish to improve spiders and get marines da RPG

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, universe exploded in a Big Bang from RPG.

I wish Big Bang Theory existed (not TV show).

[Triel Wolfblood]

Wish granted but they are so good they kill eachother for supremancy and then minorities finish them off

I wish for herp

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you got derp.

I wish Family Feud was cancelled.

[MrJJJ]

Wish granted, but a Family Feud 2 got started

I wish to ascend

[Triel Wolfblood]

Wish granted but you got knocked down for drinking too much

I wish we had dwarfs

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, they build dwarf fortress for apophis.

I wish Daleks acquired Doctor Who!

[Triel Wolfblood]

Wish granted but he roundhouse kicked them and they died

I wish unknownmurder didnt kill so much

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, he isn't killing. He's apparently dead unknown from roundhouse kick by Doctor Who.

I wish my suggestions weren't denied.

[Pillow]

granted, they make the player base run away and start their own version of CM without you.

I wish that time zones made sense

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, earth doesn't rotate anymore. It's now sun everyday.

I wish I get...NOTHING.

[Pillow]

wish granted but nothing is a new code name for the Affordable care act so republicans come and lynch you

I wish that the alpha was already live

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, it's Live now.

I wish Alpha closed down.

[Mordrehel]

Granted, we couldn't bug test enough and alpha is released in a bad state.

I wish aliens were more powerful.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, they learned how to use Kamehameha.

I wish Colonial Marines were fighting Frieza.

[Evilkyle24]

Wish Granted, they learned how to use Kamehameha.

I wish Colonial Marines were fighting Frieza.

Granted, but Frieza's a sore loser, and blows himself up along with his opponent.
What? Its what I do.

I wish we had a good fighting game with destructible environments so you can throw other players through walls.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, only Hulk Xenmorph can do that.

I wish bugs never existed.

[MrJJJ]

Wish granted, every game is now perfect, and everyone get's jealous, so a new thing called "J" started to exist which crashed games instead if there is at least 1

I wish to make spiders playable

[speedybst]

Wish granted, they are in fact playable - however you can't use webs, they move slower and have only slightly more health than a runner.

I wish that this statement was false.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, it is false, nothing happens.

I wish Microsoft and Sony merged.

[Butterrobber202]

Granted, They make Sanic: Eghad at largu

I wish Ravagers had 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002.4 Heath