Corrupt-A-Wish

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, they still died to admin bus.

I wish Ravagers had 0.01 health.

[Pillow]

granted, but everyone decides to never harm them again

I wish that the server had no lag

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, it crashes.

I wish everyone had a same profile picture as mine.

[Butterrobber202]

Granted, Apop Permabans you for hacking the Fourms

I wish I was...Bob the Builder XXX: Tools of the Bed

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you're banned for ERP.

I wish I was declaring Emancipation of Proclamation.

[Butterrobber202]

Granted, Wooki assassinates you

[Butterrobber202]

I wish for Dragon Skin Bacon Stripes

[UnknownMurder]

Granted, you can't through the meat.

I wish people start posting classical.

[DesFrSpace]

Welcome to the Wish-y Washy Foundation.
At the WWF we give not sh!t about your Wish-y, fvck you!
Return to customer " UnknownMurder"
Detecting line

I wish people start posting classical.

"Everyone start posting CLASSICAL."
But Computers wasn't invented in centuries ago, were they?

Granted, trolls reply to your post with classical SPEECHES.
Giving everyone bleeding-ears.

[MrJJJ]

ERROR 404 wish not detected, please insert a wish

I wish to Make UnknownMurder a KnownMurder

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, he has a name he will take to his grave.

I wish people would stop talking about me.

[Pillow]

granted you fade from existance

I wish i had money for steam sales

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you have no money left after you spent $0.01 on a single buggy indie game.

I wish let there be LIGHT!

[speedybst]

Wish Granted, Multivac restarts the universe.

I wish people hadn't spammed with rainbows all weekend for me to find on monday (I am a member of the LGBTQ community, so i did spend all of today celebrating )

[Triel Wolfblood]

wish granted they got so much health the universe explodes

I wish i stole butterrobber butter

[speedybst]

Wish granted, now you're covered in butter and the robber is coming.

I wish that you could customize the colour scheme of more programs like you can with byond (Ctrl-p, colours if you didn't know)

[InsertCleverNameHere]

Wish granted, but its super buggy.

I wish for infinite wishes.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you failed to create wishes under limited time and you implode.

I wish I could dematerialize anything that obstructs me.

[Triel Wolfblood]

wish granted you dematerialize your body because it obstructs you

I wish for aliums and spess mehreens to be more competent

[MrGabol100]

Wish graned, but now Xenomorphs and Colonial Marines are even more retarded.

I wish I had the right to ask for the right to ask for the right to ask for the right to ask for the right of having the right of asking for the right of having a man who asks for the right to ask for the right of having the right to have the right of having a non corrupt wish.

[LordeKilly]

Wish granted, but you die right after and don't get a non corrupt wish.

I wish I had a satan corgi who ate nazis on my crusade to stop the pending nuclear war in the 1946 alternate timeline where operation torch never happened.

[MrGabol100]

Wish granted, but you die right after and don't get a non corrupt wish.

I wish I had a satan corgi who ate nazis on my crusade to stop the pending nuclear war in the 1946 alternate timeline where operation torch never happened.

Wish granted, the corgie eats you and you never get to see your world.

[LordeKilly]

[You need to respond with the next wish and it only eats nazis.]

[UnknownMurder]

...RESTARTING... Make sure you go by this:

Wish Granted, you die.

I wish for pies.

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Wish granted, you choke on them and shortly die.

I wish for ALPHA....

[LordeKilly]

Wish granted, but you get AIDs and when they find a cure, it's release full.

I wish for Ian to be playable as my own personal character in cm.