Corrupt-A-Wish

[Evilkyle24]

Granted, there is SO much robustness that the server permanently crashes.

I wish I had a sandwich.

[Triel Wolfblood]

granted but it has nanites and you turn into a cyborg

i want dorfs to build fortress on sulaco

[Evilkyle24]

Granted, they all die to tantrum spiral.

I wish I could focus more easily.

[LordeKilly]

Granted, but a waregoose comes and rips your lower arm off and stabs you in the upper leg with it, gelding you and causing your head to sail off in an arc.

I wish metaliums gibbed.

[Triel Wolfblood]

granted but then they come back as demigods that pwn everyone

I wish marines died to a tantrum spiral

[Silentium]

Granted, but before killing eachother they turned into Angry Marines and applied your ass to their boots.

I wish I was a dorf.

[Triel Wolfblood]

granted, Urist McSilentium commited suicide by throwing himself down the only well with clean water contaminating it and causing rest of fortress to die to a tantrum spiral

I wish every marine was called Urist Mc(insert something they are good at here)

[LordeKilly]

Granted, but the aliums get super buffed and all of the "dorfs" are killed by elven scum of the trees.

I wish the Angry Infantry killed the Angry Marines and an entire chapter of angry chaos marines were created.

[Triel Wolfblood]

wish granted but being so chaotic they killed eachother

I wish there was a magic device that would fix all bugs in alpha so it can come out now

[Evilkyle24]

Wish granted, it fixes them by turning alpha into the normal game, so its exactly the same as pre-alpha.

I wish people would stop stealing my mop when I play janitor.

[Sebro]

Granted, but the janitor is removed from the game before you can do any cleaning, then you explode into gibs from sadness, creating a bigger mess.

I wish all the marines were replaced with sentient cows.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Granted, but all the cows get spiked, gibbed and they all get murdered by the butcher and fed to the xenos.

I wish I had a hat.

[Artyom]

Granted, but they'll be on the opposite team.

I wish Alpha was up every night.

[CampinKiller]

Granted, but you can't play it.

I wish I was President of the United States

[Mordrehel]

Granted, you're not the president of the United States of Indonesia

I wish I was the most robust person on this server.

[Cyclus]

Granted, but you're playing on Paradise station.

I wish that Lamarr gets added into the Alpha.

[Evilkyle24]

Granted, but you're playing on Paradise station.

I wish that Lamarr gets added into the Alpha.

Granted, its now a super facehugger than infects you by touching you, seeks you out, ignores helmets, and is invincible.

I wish breaches were fixed on the Nostromo by removing internal space areas.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, external space areas enters.

I wish EXTERMINATE THE DOCTOR!

[Allan1234]

The time-lords did not like that and went back in time to stop you and rendering your wish something better.

Unknown wishes that he had explosive diarrhea.

[MrGabol100]

Wish granted, literally no downsides, he's now at the bathroom.

I wish people knew lamarr has no fangs, therefore can't infect shit.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, he still leaps on people and knocks them unconscious, and repeats.

I wish Lamarr was dangerous to her own kin.

[MrGabol100]

Wish granted, Lamarr has now ultra no infective fags, is antropomorph, can use guns, is 4 meters tall, and she can now use heavy weaponry, while being hostile to the headcrabs, but humans seek to destroy her and Kleiner suicides, then lamarr dies and the combines win.

I wish UM noticed he is still at the bathroom.

[Cyclus]

Wish granted, he has now moved to your bathroom.

I wish that Unknown leaves Gabol's bathroom.

[MrGabol100]

Wish denied

[Sargeantmuffinman]

I wish I had a new hat.