Corrupt-A-Wish

[coroneljones]

Wish Granted,its a tower of hats...with an anvil hat at the top,which results in it smashing all of the other hats

I wish i had a Baneblade

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, Bane from Batman Franchise steals your sword.

I wish Grand Theft Auto 5 was real.

[johners12345]

Wish granted, Shit Police kill you for buying a pack of cigars.

I wish the scp Foundation was real.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, it's real. Nothing happens.

I wish Microsoft and Apple merged.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Wish granted but due to them merging the economy collapses leaving all Apple/Microsoft products to be too expensive so nobody could even buy them...not even the company can use them

I wish to be Uber robust.

[johners12345]

Wish granted, You robust everybody out of existance. Good job asshole.
I wish i was smart

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you're smart enough...For a GIRL....

I wish I was talent at coding.

[Artyom]

Wish granted, you make a porn game.

I wish I had money.

[johners12345]

Wish granted, It's 5 monopoly dollars... You go to jail for embezzlement.

I wish to have my own cartoon girl

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, your cartoon girl is pregnant.

I wish SASoperative finds a Head Moderator already.

[speedybst]

Wish granted, Facehuggers have no fangs anyway.

I wish that the red crowbar was slightly more robust, allowing for Gordan Freeman type combat.

[Evilkyle24]

Wish granted, but it renders you mute the moment you pick it up

I wish shotguns worked in alpha

[johners12345]

Wish granted, but it renders you mute the moment you pick it up

I wish shotguns worked in alpha

Wish granted, They do ten damage,
I wish I had real money for me and my apparently pregnant cartoon girl

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you have $0.03.

I wish SASoperative finds a new Head Moderator.

[LordeKilly]

Wish granted, he gets Oliver.

I wish SM wouldn't fuck up the bridge all the time, cargo needs some love too.

[johners12345]

Wish granted, A random singularity from the Nostromo fucks over the bridge.. And Cargo is blown up by angry muhreens that didn't get their attachments.

I wish all my characters from every single server i've been on could merge onto CM

[Mordrehel]

Wish granted they're now all abominations of 3 characters mixed in one.

I wish I knew how to be a good marine.

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you still die like a marine because others abandons you.

I wish my wish was corrupted.

[LordeKilly]

Wish not granted?

I wish UM would stop posting here

[Mordrehel]

Wish granted, he now posts from his house.

I wish I could understand UM's obsession with Ocelot

[Triel Wolfblood]

wish granted but its a gibus

i wish for more HFS

[UnknownMurder]

Wish Granted, you get Healthcare and Family Services, but then, you die and no one attends you funeral.

I wish there was AvP 2015.

[Triel Wolfblood]

totally not what i meant. either way...
Wish granted but it requires a computer that doesnt yet exist to play it

I wish we had dwarfs in alpha

[coroneljones]

Wish granted
The dwarfs eventually unleash the "Clowns" on the marines after they dug too deep

I wish we had more SPESS MEHREENS

[johners12345]

Wish granted, the server crashes and we have to revert to the first map of colonial marines ever.
I wish we solved world peace and got rid of it.